There's nothing like a relaxed beach holiday with the Fam !!

[bhank]

They have very strict rules after a hair transplant. One of them is that you aren't supposed to go sunbathing for a few months afterwards.

Ok but I didn’t get a hair transplant

[bhank]

Bhanks, is it because you don't want the top of your dome to get sun burned due to lack of hair?

Actually it’s a mesh trucker hat I want sun on my dome what I don’t want is sun on my face and in my eyes so I am wearing a hat with a visor and shades. If you guys want to sit at the beach all day with the sun burning your face and blinding you have at it

[bhank]

Bhanky wears hats and shades to protect himself from the sun,  but doesn't seem to care to offer the same protection to his son. 

He has a hat and shades at the beach but he is 3 feet tall I am wading he is swimming they would come off him playing in the waves

[Mohammed Omari]

Bodybuilders are some of the coolest people on earth and I'm not embarrassed to admit it. Yesterday I slapped my young son Ibrahim hard across the face in public because he saw a bodybuilder on the beach and said "hahaha, check out the fucking homo on a boatload of drugs. Epic insecurity. I bet he thinks people are looking because they're impressed. "

I was so angry I could have strangled him. I spent the next hour explaining to him that the man was actually a genetic marvel who probably eats around 10 whole chickens a day and trains with an intensity that almost no one in the world could match. He's lucky someone like Branch Warren wasn't around to hear his remarks because he'd probably be dead now.

[IroNat]

If I go bald I'll just wear a piece.

No!

[Flexacon]

He has a hat and shades at the beach but he is 3 feet tall I am wading he is swimming they would come off him playing in the waves

Great job Hanky. You sound like you'd be a fun yet  responsible guy to hang around with. Look forward to your beach pics from next weekend.

[Walter Sobchak]

Great job Hanky. You sound like you'd be a fun yet  responsible guy to hang around with. Look forward to your beach pics from next weekend.

And him and his son have the same size neck.

[mops]

And him and his son have the same size neck.

Oh he already knows this

He "measures" it all the time


 

[ProudVirgin69]

I’m headed to the Caribbean in about four days with the fam. Maybe I’ll hit a crab most muscular too and post on get big.

Forearms crossed, fists butted together, or hands clasped? 

Inquiring minds wish to know

[AbrahamG]

Bodybuilders are some of the coolest people on earth and I'm not embarrassed to admit it. Yesterday I slapped my young son Ibrahim hard across the face in public because he saw a bodybuilder on the beach and said "hahaha, check out the fucking homo on a boatload of drugs. Epic insecurity. I bet he thinks people are looking because they're impressed. "

I was so angry I could have strangled him. I spent the next hour explaining to him that the man was actually a genetic marvel who probably eats around 10 whole chickens a day and trains with an intensity that almost no one in the world could match. He's lucky someone like Branch Warren wasn't around to hear his remarks because he'd probably be dead now.

You gave your son a great name.  Respect.

[Humble Narcissist]

No!

A real cheap one that everyone can clearly see is fake and I'll walk around with my chest stuck out looking all confident.

[Moontrane]

I’ll forward pics to chaos.


Know kneed. I have thick hare.

If you haven't been to those latitudes before and are near-pallorous, a regular application of the SPF for you and your family is necessary.

Have fun!