I've told this before, but years ago when i was a man whore banging multiple Mexican broads off Tinder, i went out with a broad that used her younger sister's pics to "bait" me into a date. I showed up to her house a bit drunk and she basically apologized for misleading me and just wanted to fuck, so we did. She wasn't bad looking but a little chubby, not a big deal to me. As an anal connoisseur i proceeded to plow her in the ass from behind and suddenly we hear someone enter the house with children. I guess she got nervous and tensed up which caused her to "leak" a little, just then the door to her room opens and standing there is her little sister (whos pics she used) who had just returned early from taking this pigs children to a movie.
She panics and jerks forward, "pulling the plug" so to speak, which cause a "shit sprinkler" all over me, the bed, the wall and the dresser. I still remember the look of disgust on her sister's face and the pigs face as she turned and looked at me. It was more a look of fear and dismay, almost like she just watched her dog get hit by a car.
She runs out of the room and enters the bathroom, her little sister disappears to another room. I clean myself off with some clean clothes out of the dresser that were obviously men's clothing. I bolt out the door and hop in my truck, vanish.
Well, i forgot my fucking cell phone, so i message this pig on Tinder the next day to leave my phone in her mailbox so i can come get it. Which she does. As i grab the phone out of the mailbox, her little sister is looking out the window in disgust, i wink at her and do the "call me" hand gesture.
I have a lot of shit stories with women, but this was the worst.
