Why do you love Joe, Mr. Lurker?
Because he helped America take back their seized airports during the Revolutionary War.
Then single handed dispatched the killers of the Bowling Green Massacre with 92mph roundhouse kicks. (Then broke their spines with a single punch).
Despite one minor "oops", (which resulted in the Grand Canyon), he has now mastered using the Jewish Space Laser and thus has repelled over 300 alien invasions.
He cured all patients who were suffering from Windmill Cancer.