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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #625 on: July 17, 2023, 02:23:05 PM »
Call it whatever you want I have seen your pics just another 170lbs poser you sure as fuck are not benching 3 plates so talk a bunch of shit you are just another weak bitch

You haven't seen any pics of me, Bhanky.

I don't have a selfie ring like you for proper lighting.

Maybe someday if I save up and Walmart has a sale.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #626 on: July 17, 2023, 02:30:09 PM »
11x world powerlifting champ lol where is your bench press? You claim you are so much stronger than me all the time.
Could you ragdoll her?
Remember you only wrestled in high school it doesnt count anymore.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #627 on: July 17, 2023, 03:32:40 PM »

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #628 on: July 17, 2023, 03:34:59 PM »
Call it whatever you want I have seen your pics just another 170lbs poser you sure as fuck are not benching 3 plates so talk a bunch of shit you are just another weak bitch

Brian, why were you shaking like a leaf benching 315?

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #629 on: July 17, 2023, 03:35:53 PM »
Brian, why were you shaking like a leaf benching 315?

Its the first time hes ever done it

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #630 on: July 17, 2023, 03:44:42 PM »
Again you cant bench 315 and you cant curl 165 you must be 150lbs

I’m  147 with a 600 bench and 225 strict curl. Small but strong.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #631 on: July 17, 2023, 03:51:46 PM »
Its the first time hes ever done it

legit lol.... hahahaha... he did look nervous

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #632 on: July 17, 2023, 03:56:56 PM »
bhanks was an Olympic-caliber wrestler, missed out because the army wouldn't let him go.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #633 on: July 17, 2023, 04:06:03 PM »
I wonder how he found time to wrestle if he was fighting the entire school from 830-330 pm.

Did the school stop fights for lunch and recess?

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #634 on: July 17, 2023, 04:24:38 PM »
bhanks was an Olympic-caliber wrestler, missed out because the army wouldn't let him go.

Defeating the Kosovian Hordes took precedence.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #635 on: July 17, 2023, 05:15:27 PM »
Are these on the updated list of ailments?

Where is the GB scribe to take this down for history books ?

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #636 on: July 17, 2023, 06:20:32 PM »
Where is the GB scribe to take this down for history books ?

You rang?

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #637 on: July 17, 2023, 06:50:46 PM »
And this sonofabitch thinks he’s a badass. He ‘s more likely to drop dead at any moment

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #638 on: July 17, 2023, 06:59:37 PM »
More diversions away from the fact Brian was yet again too afraid to lose

He knew he would lose the bb comp so ran off home

He knew he would get smoked at 220 by coop so competed against nobody

Spoilt trust fund kid who was always helped by daddies Money once that goes he has an 0-3 MMA record

Not just Coop, he said at least one other guy would have also smoked him in this “tested contest”.

His only record is in hernias

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #639 on: July 17, 2023, 07:01:54 PM »
And this sonofabitch thinks he’s a badass. He ‘s more likely to drop dead at any moment

It's taken you a few years, maybe it's the test shots, but it's good to see you finally embrace the spirit of getbig  :D


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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #640 on: July 17, 2023, 07:04:23 PM »
Maybe his shaking had nothing to with it being too heavy.

It could be from the same condition he has had from childhood where his jaw shakes like a meth addict.



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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #641 on: July 17, 2023, 07:07:29 PM »
Maybe his shaking had nothing to with it being too heavy.

It could be from the same condition he has had from childhood where his jaw shakes like a meth addict.

This.

Its likely part of his condition.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #642 on: July 17, 2023, 07:37:32 PM »
Not just Coop, he said at least one other guy would have also smoked him in this “tested contest”.

His only record is in hernias

Im surprised the son of a bitch didn't identify as a woman and enter the women's division for an easy win.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #643 on: July 17, 2023, 08:10:09 PM »
Im surprised the son of a bitch didn't identify as a woman and enter the women's division for an easy win.

Maybe he was going to and backed out at the last second, hence the outfit.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #644 on: July 17, 2023, 08:23:17 PM »
This is pure gold.  50 plus ailments but he could kick all our arses, ragdoll tyson etc. Picture of health.
 
You rang?

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #645 on: July 17, 2023, 08:30:09 PM »
Maybe he was going to and backed out at the last second, hence the outfit.

hahahahahahaha  ;D
good one

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #646 on: July 18, 2023, 12:50:14 AM »
It's taken you a few years, maybe it's the test shots, but it's good to see you finally embrace the spirit of getbig  :D


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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #647 on: July 18, 2023, 01:28:34 AM »
Imagine Brian thinking he's big and strong? Then there are Gal's everywhere lifting like this??  ::)

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #648 on: July 18, 2023, 04:06:42 AM »
Im surprised the son of a bitch didn't identify as a woman and enter the women's division for an easy win.

Please don't give him any ideas - he would do that.   He already wears his wifes panties. 

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #649 on: July 18, 2023, 06:40:36 AM »
Please don't give him any ideas - he would do that.   He already wears his wifes panties.

He probably did that also under his Bianca Khvnt name