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Getbigger Gym
« on: July 12, 2023, 03:03:45 PM »
Can you imagine a gym where all of us Getbiggers train at?

That would be awesome.  :o

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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2023, 03:06:57 PM »
Can imagine a gym where all of us Getbiggers train at?

That would be awesome.  :o

Could call the gym Robcguns Bush or The Ice Machine
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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2023, 03:10:28 PM »
It would be very awesome.

If I ever hit the lottery I will definitely open a gym called getbiggers and you are all welcome for free.

Or call it robcguns bush Hahahhaha.

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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2023, 03:11:13 PM »

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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2023, 03:16:47 PM »
I guarantee everyone would  be getting along! (Wes spotting Hanky ) etc for the shared love of the iron!

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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2023, 03:20:20 PM »
Too many fights and arguments wouldn't get in a good workout.
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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2023, 03:43:34 PM »
After kicking oaks lefty pedophile sympathising ass and throwing him through the fire escape I'd go train with everyone else.

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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2023, 03:45:26 PM »
I bet a certain someone would curl in the squat rack

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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2023, 04:13:55 PM »
Too many fights and arguments wouldn't get in a good workout.

You realize most Getbiggers cry themselves to sleep at night while clutching their blankie.

No one here would say shit to each other in real life.

Closest thing that ever came to a fight is when Derek A spit on Goodrum.
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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2023, 04:47:10 PM »
You realize most Getbiggers cry themselves to sleep at night while clutching their blankie.

No one here would say shit to each other in real life.

Closest thing that ever came to a fight is when Derek A spit on Goodrum.
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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2023, 06:14:37 PM »
I can see it now. No body would replace dumbbells back in the racks. Plates would be left on machines. Many machines would be used for chairs to play on their phones.  The bathrooms would be filled with guys loitering hoping for a hook up. Four machines/benches would be reserved for giant sets. Tripods everywhere as everyone would be filming for their social media site. Blanky would be in the back doing curls in the squat racks. Everyone would be farting from their fart protein powder. Forgotten water bottles all over the place. The toilets wouldn't work because they would be clogged from used syringes. So many getbiggers would be singing unintelligible lyrics wearing their headsets. Everyone would be doing half rep shoulder, pec and leg presses with a million pounds. Anything with a weight stack would be released at it's highest height to make a big bang noise.  Benching and curling would be the most popular exercise. Don't even try to do chest day on Monday. All dumbbells must be dropped for maximum noise effect. Everyone would have to be addressed as Bro.  If an unfortunate pretty girl would wander into the gym she would be hit on by many getbiggers giving her unwanted training advices. In every corner would be a getbigger shadow boxing throwing punches in between sets battling a ghost.

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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2023, 06:47:15 PM »
I can see it now. No body would replace dumbbells back in the racks. Plates would be left on machines. Many machines would be used for chairs to play on their phones.  The bathrooms would be filled with guys loitering hoping for a hook up. Four machines/benches would be reserved for giant sets. Tripods everywhere as everyone would be filming for their social media site. Blanky would be in the back doing curls in the squat racks. Everyone would be farting from their fart protein powder. Forgotten water bottles all over the place. The toilets wouldn't work because they would be clogged from used syringes. So many getbiggers would be singing unintelligible lyrics wearing their headsets. Everyone would be doing half rep shoulder, pec and leg presses with a million pounds. Anything with a weight stack would be released at it's highest height to make a big bang noise.  Benching and curling would be the most popular exercise. Don't even try to do chest day on Monday. All dumbbells must be dropped for maximum noise effect. Everyone would have to be addressed as Bro.  If an unfortunate pretty girl would wander into the gym she would be hit on by many getbiggers giving her unwanted training advices. In every corner would be a getbigger shadow boxing throwing punches in between sets battling a ghost.

This sounds like every gym.

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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2023, 12:38:54 AM »
Bhanky would mog all of us.

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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2023, 06:06:56 AM »
Too many fights and arguments wouldn't get in a good workout.

Bhanks yelling "I just did a Personal record!" while Pamith sneaks up on him and whispers in his ear "Brutal if True"..

Tbombz prancing around in a Bunny Suit as Goodrum enters the gym with a "WHAT'S GOIN ON EVRYBODY??!"

The Scott mumbling to himself.. "Kangz. n 'shiet!"

G_Thang doing military presses and for each rep he yells "mayonnaise!"  "cavemen!" "passport bros!" "You can call me G!"
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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2023, 10:41:20 AM »
Will we be allowed to rest our dumbbells on the bench in between sets?

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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2023, 10:50:25 AM »
Will we be allowed to rest our dumbbells on the bench in between sets?

Yes, there will actually be benches strictly for that as well as multiple squat racks just for curling.

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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2023, 11:44:28 AM »
I can see it now. No body would replace dumbbells back in the racks. Plates would be left on machines. Many machines would be used for chairs to play on their phones.  The bathrooms would be filled with guys loitering hoping for a hook up. Four machines/benches would be reserved for giant sets. Tripods everywhere as everyone would be filming for their social media site. Blanky would be in the back doing curls in the squat racks. Everyone would be farting from their fart protein powder. Forgotten water bottles all over the place. The toilets wouldn't work because they would be clogged from used syringes. So many getbiggers would be singing unintelligible lyrics wearing their headsets. Everyone would be doing half rep shoulder, pec and leg presses with a million pounds. Anything with a weight stack would be released at it's highest height to make a big bang noise.  Benching and curling would be the most popular exercise. Don't even try to do chest day on Monday. All dumbbells must be dropped for maximum noise effect. Everyone would have to be addressed as Bro.  If an unfortunate pretty girl would wander into the gym she would be hit on by many getbiggers giving her unwanted training advices. In every corner would be a getbigger shadow boxing throwing punches in between sets battling a ghost.
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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2023, 11:47:35 AM »
Bhanks yelling "I just did a Personal record!" while Pamith sneaks up on him and whispers in his ear "Brutal if True"..

Tbombz prancing around in a Bunny Suit as Goodrum enters the gym with a "WHAT'S GOIN ON EVRYBODY??!"

The Scott mumbling to himself.. "Kangz. n 'shiet!"

G_Thang doing military presses and for each rep he yells "mayonnaise!"  "cavemen!" "passport bros!" "You can call me G!"
   
   jethro tull would be played 24 hours a day in the international house of gainz  , where size is the prize swole is the goal.... let's goooo.
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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2023, 11:55:11 AM »
Yes, there will actually be benches strictly for that as well as multiple squat racks just for curling.


Will there be Bushes along the Rows of the machines in case someone needs to do an Emergency crack one off?

Will this song play on repeat in the Gym?

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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2023, 02:30:16 PM »

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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2023, 12:36:43 AM »


Will there be Bushes along the Rows of the machines in case someone needs to do an Emergency crack one off?

Will this song play on repeat in the Gym?


Truly the greatest workout video of all time. Too bad Falcon didn't create a set of exercise videos and market them like P90X. ;D

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Re: Getbigger Gym
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2023, 02:30:37 PM »

hahaha Hankins bottom right in the cap an thong