Author Topic: Hankins excuse (Read 1094 times)

joswift · « **on:** July 13, 2023, 02:37:15 PM »

which is it guys...?

IroNat · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2023, 02:38:05 PM »

Red lights all the way.

38 returns · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2023, 02:56:45 PM »

I'm going for

an issue with the bar/backpad with a side order of bleeding anus

beakdoctor · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2023, 03:07:48 PM »

It will be a combination of excuses. As he gets exposed for one bullshit excuse it will dovetail into another different excuse.

Flexacon · « **Reply #4 on:** July 13, 2023, 03:09:04 PM »

He had a flat tire on the way to the meet. He managed to change it by lifting up the car with his bare hands and have Ems do the wheel change. But this left him too tired to do the meet so he just drove home.

Dave D · « **Reply #5 on:** July 13, 2023, 03:40:35 PM »

If he competes the judges will screw him.

If he doesn’t make the contest I wouldn’t be surprised by another life threatening event that cause a hospital stay. “I was at deaths door and I have medical bills to prove it”.

38 returns · « **Reply #6 on:** July 13, 2023, 03:49:37 PM »

Coop gets badly treated so he walks out in protest

Krankenstein · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2023, 03:56:57 PM »

- organs shutting down

- headache

- crohns flareup

- couldn't find venue

- got called into work

- coop broke up with him

Hulkotron · « **Reply #8 on:** July 13, 2023, 04:38:36 PM »

"got a sunburn" is my current favorite

Skeletor · « **Reply #9 on:** July 13, 2023, 04:40:57 PM »

- Weights not calibrated

- E-Z curl bar didn't have the proper angle

- Was not entered in the correct class

- Not enough chalk

- Biased judges

- Arrested and taken to jail

Cook · « **Reply #10 on:** July 13, 2023, 04:50:16 PM »

A few have mentioned it but hometown judges. “They were out to get me”

Kwon · « **Reply #11 on:** July 13, 2023, 04:52:33 PM »

Had to drive home to correct an Excel-sheet

Never1AShow · « **Reply #12 on:** July 13, 2023, 04:58:52 PM »

Had to take painkillers (percs) for ear ache, pulled out because found out it would have caused failed drug test.

Cook · « **Reply #13 on:** July 13, 2023, 05:09:06 PM »

Quote from: Never1AShow on July 13, 2023, 04:58:52 PM

Had to take painkillers (percs) for ear ache, pulled out because found out it would have caused failed drug test.

That voluntary drug test will be his ace in the hole from now on.He will claim natty from now on because “That contest was tested.What part of tested do you not understand?”
Kind of like when he came in last in that bodybuilding contest and they accidentally put him first in the results.Remember this “ According to the NPC I won.”

webstar · « **Reply #14 on:** July 13, 2023, 05:27:22 PM »

I’m going to go with the judges didn’t know a good lift.

Just like the Clegg fight

The Scott · « **Reply #15 on:** July 13, 2023, 05:38:15 PM »

They wouldn't let him squeal or fart during the lift, so he leaves in protest.

Sandrock · « **Reply #16 on:** July 13, 2023, 07:12:03 PM »

Judges will call his lifts bad for too much legs/pelvic thrust action at the start of his "curls". Possibly on one of his attempts he won't use his legs and just biff the lift completely.

I'm wondering how much celebrating will be done on getbig if hanky tears something at the competition. We're talkin lines of coke off ladyboy dicks and orgies at the urinals. But if anyone plays that goddamn annoying Prince "Party like it's 1999" song I'm gonna have to light their ballsack on fire.

beakdoctor · « **Reply #17 on:** July 13, 2023, 07:50:24 PM »

Quote from: Sandrock on July 13, 2023, 07:12:03 PM

Judges will call his lifts bad for too much legs/pelvic thrust action at the start of his "curls". Possibly on one of his attempts he won't use his legs and just biff the lift completely.

I'm wondering how much celebrating will be done on getbig if hanky tears something at the competition. We're talkin lines of coke off ladyboy dicks and orgies at the urinals. But if anyone plays that goddamn annoying Prince "Party like it's 1999" song I'm gonna have to light their ballsack on fire.

Celbrating? Hell, thats a regular Tuesday night at my house.

Sandrock · « **Reply #18 on:** July 13, 2023, 08:22:42 PM »

Quote from: beakdoctor on July 13, 2023, 07:50:24 PM

Celbrating? Hell, thats a regular Tuesday night at my house.

Where's my goddamn invitation you dick?!?

P.S. You have urinals in your house? Impressive.

Never1AShow · « **Reply #19 on:** July 13, 2023, 08:48:05 PM »

Quote from: Sandrock on July 13, 2023, 07:12:03 PM

Judges will call his lifts bad for too much legs/pelvic thrust action at the start of his "curls". Possibly on one of his attempts he won't use his legs and just biff the lift completely.

I'm wondering how much celebrating will be done on getbig if hanky tears something at the competition. We're talkin lines of coke off ladyboy dicks and orgies at the urinals. But if anyone plays that goddamn annoying Prince "Party like it's 1999" song I'm gonna have to light their ballsack on fire.

This is the official Bhanky bicep tear party song:

I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
(Oh Hanky Boy, Hanky Boy, Hanky Boy)

Phantom Spunker · « **Reply #20 on:** July 13, 2023, 11:38:08 PM »

I'm going to go with refusing to get off of his stool and asking the referee to bring a doctor in so he can undergo an MRI between sets. He will then be unfairly disqualified because the ref is a prick.

hench · « **Reply #21 on:** July 13, 2023, 11:55:23 PM »

Stubbed his toe on the edge of the bath or broke an eyelash

GymnJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** July 14, 2023, 05:02:22 AM »

Elbow sleeves haven't arrived yet

38 returns · « **Reply #23 on:** July 14, 2023, 05:11:32 AM »

he has to film another episode of his 'awesome' YouTube channel

38 returns · « **Reply #24 on:** July 14, 2023, 07:26:51 AM »

traffic issue means he arrived too late

his missus 'walked into the cupboard' at the hotel. again. 2 of her remaining 7 teeth have perished

Poll

After the curling event

Author Topic: Hankins excuse (Read 1094 times)