Retired from what? To EARN a retirement, one has to be able to retire from something … from which they’ve EARNED a living.
Rotflmao.
I'm reminded of a brief, yet savage, exchange from HBO's "The Larry Sanders Show," a parody of Leno, Letterman and the sort.
Larry (Shandling) had a top notch guest drop out of appearing on his night show, and he was desperate to find a last minute replacement.
His producer, Artie (the great Rip Torn), thought he had the solution and said: "My good buddy Ricardo Montalban is on vacation."
Larry said, "From what?"