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Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« on: July 31, 2023, 07:17:23 AM »

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2023, 07:26:56 AM »
Pussies.

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2023, 07:37:25 AM »
Lighter the bean the less the caffeine

I didn’t watch the video

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2023, 07:40:41 AM »
nightmare video for robcguns
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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2023, 08:25:02 AM »
Lighter the bean the less the caffeine

I didn’t watch the video

Opposite bro. I think caffeine is sacrificed in roasting but the flavor is stronger in dark roasts so you get the impression it's a strong cup of joe.

What caffeine there is in the dark roasted beans will be more readily extracted along with flavors and it's easy to overextract with too high a water temp or excessive duration.

Light beans typically need a higher water temperature and more time. All grinds being equal (which would never happen), I guess if you treated a blonde like darkie and rushed the encounter you might paradoxically get less caffeine from the more potent bean since she won't give it up lickety split.

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2023, 08:47:20 AM »
Tapeworm is correct to my understanding (lighter roast = stronger coffee)

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2023, 08:50:07 AM »
I order a 4 shot latte. I can handle 6 shots fine.

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2023, 09:25:46 AM »
I order a 4 shot latte. I can handle 6 shots fine.

you seem like a "extra sugar"  kind of guy....

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2023, 09:40:41 AM »
you seem like a "extra sugar"  kind of guy....



Some sugar for your face.

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2023, 10:12:37 AM »


Some sugar for your face.

more like some laughs for my belly

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2023, 10:15:59 AM »
more like some laughs for my belly

share the laughs then and share a video of you in action.

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2023, 10:18:26 AM »
Lighter the bean the less the caffeine

I didn’t watch the video

I didn't watch the video.

Typically the lighter the bean more caffeine.  The roasting process reduces the caffeine content.

Ever have a "white" coffee? Madr with minimally roasted beans. Tastes like shit but you'll be flying.

Unless you're talking beans right off the bush. But post roasting process lighter= more.

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2023, 10:19:01 AM »
We need another scientist in a lab coat to test melatonin dose accuracy.

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2023, 10:58:34 AM »


wide open for a left hook

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2023, 11:47:21 AM »
I didn't watch the video.

Typically the lighter the bean more caffeine.  The roasting process reduces the caffeine content.

Ever have a "white" coffee? Madr with minimally roasted beans. Tastes like shit but you'll be flying.

Unless you're talking beans right off the bush. But post roasting process lighter= more.

Good info and the opposite of what most think.

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2023, 12:31:11 PM »


wide open for a left hook


Set it up.

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2023, 12:34:45 PM »
more like some laughs for my belly

You can see the oil in DA's bicep in that photo.

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2023, 01:00:25 PM »
more like some laughs for my belly

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2023, 01:55:10 PM »
I order a 4 shot latte. I can handle 6 shots fine.

You are either a low responder to caffeine or the beans being used are no good.

I have my own barista setup in my house, paid the guy who usually made my coffee each day to come to my house, set it up and teach me. Once you dial in the shot it’s all about the milk.

Many shops don’t use high caffeinated beans, they’ll do a single shot instead of a double sometimes. I buy my beans from the cafes I go to and the coffee I make at home is almost always stronger (double shot). Family who come to my house for a coffee always comment how strong mine are compared to the shops (they love it mind you).

You’re a big guy so it’ll take more but 4 shots of proper strong coffee would have you racing like a mofo.

Have you tried Lebanese coffee? Shit is insane!

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2023, 01:57:36 PM »
I thought this thread was about Guy Sissynino

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2023, 02:07:29 PM »


wide open for a left hook

True, at some moments.

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2023, 02:11:16 PM »
You are either a low responder to caffeine or the beans being used are no good.

I have my own barista setup in my house, paid the guy who usually made my coffee each day to come to my house, set it up and teach me. Once you dial in the shot it’s all about the milk.

Many shops don’t use high caffeinated beans, they’ll do a single shot instead of a double sometimes. I buy my beans from the cafes I go to and the coffee I make at home is almost always stronger (double shot). Family who come to my house for a coffee always comment how strong mine are compared to the shops (they love it mind you).

You’re a big guy so it’ll take more but 4 shots of proper strong coffee would have you racing like a mofo.

Have you tried Lebanese coffee? Shit is insane!

I would enjoy trying your coffee, I make it strong at home, like 5 tsps of ground beans if brewing in a pan or 4tsps instant.

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2023, 03:50:54 PM »
more like some laughs for my belly

You know, there's a lot of similarities between DA and Bhank. Balding drug abusers both dable in walking the 'otherside of the street. Both think (thought) they could fight both in failing health. Both in denialaboutalot of issues.. .there's a lot to unpack there.

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2023, 03:54:23 PM »
After work one long day I went to a BarFucks and ordered the largest coffee with 7 shots of espresso, drank it down and then home to sleep.

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Re: Guy Measures Caffeine of Common Coffee Shops
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2023, 04:17:56 PM »
You are either a low responder to caffeine or the beans being used are no good.

I have my own barista setup in my house, paid the guy who usually made my coffee each day to come to my house, set it up and teach me. Once you dial in the shot it’s all about the milk.

Many shops don’t use high caffeinated beans, they’ll do a single shot instead of a double sometimes. I buy my beans from the cafes I go to and the coffee I make at home is almost always stronger (double shot). Family who come to my house for a coffee always comment how strong mine are compared to the shops (they love it mind you).

You’re a big guy so it’ll take more but 4 shots of proper strong coffee would have you racing like a mofo.

Have you tried Lebanese coffee? Shit is insane!


I’d like to know a proper set up too. I used to get an “eye opener” at my local coffee place which was 20oz of light roast and two shots of espresso. Shit won’t even get me lifted. They have a “black widow” which is 4-6 shots depending on how your order.