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CrossFit Games
« on: August 05, 2023, 09:23:41 AM »

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2023, 09:40:32 AM »
It's a great sport with real athletes but it's not for me. Looks like they don't drug test cross fit athletes looking at the various videos I have seen. Sometimes I think I would like to join a cross fit gym just to get coaching on olympic lifting. Then again I'm old and set in my ways. I don't want to get injured. I guess my light power cleans will have to do.

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2023, 09:51:33 AM »
It's a great sport with real athletes but it's not for me. I don't they drug test cross fit athletes looking at the various videos I have seen. Sometimes I think I would like to join a cross fit gym just to get coaching on olympic lifting. Then again I'm old and set in my ways. I don't want to get injured. I guess my light power cleans will have to do.

In watching the games (nh), it's hard to believe that many of them aren't juiced to the gills, but it seems they do in fact do some actual serious testing, for example:

https://games.crossfit.com/announcement/14288

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2023, 09:54:04 AM »
In watching the games (nh), it's hard to believe that many of them aren't juiced to the gills, but it seems they do in fact do some actual serious testing, for example:

https://games.crossfit.com/announcement/14288

those women are juicing, a woman cant get like that naturally, most men cant

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2023, 10:41:26 AM »
those women are juicing, a woman cant get like that naturally, most men cant

Ed fookin' Zachary!

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2023, 11:01:43 AM »
I see why CrossFit wrecks people’s bodies watching this.

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2023, 01:24:00 PM »
It's a great sport with real athletes but it's not for me. I don't they drug test cross fit athletes looking at the various videos I have seen. Sometimes I think I would like to join a cross fit gym just to get coaching on olympic lifting. Then again I'm old and set in my ways. I don't want to get injured. I guess my light power cleans will have to do.


powercleans are really all you need


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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2023, 01:47:40 PM »
Lots of thick juicy women - looking chunky
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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2023, 01:47:47 PM »
Those women piss Anavar.
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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2023, 01:51:32 PM »

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2023, 02:03:26 PM »
that bevy of big buff bitches r absolutely running around on anavar

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2023, 02:10:32 PM »
Keep fantasizing, boys. Speaking as a man who has slept with a CrossFit athlete, once that sports bra comes off, it’s torpedo titty central. Once those shorts come off, it’s like rolling a hotdog down a hallway (not donged like Dugdale)

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2023, 02:26:23 PM »
Keep fantasizing, boys. Speaking as a man who has slept with a CrossFit athlete, once that sports bra comes off, it’s torpedo titty central. Once those shorts come off, it’s like rolling a hotdog down a hallway (not donged like Dugdale)

Sounds tempting hahaha.

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2023, 02:31:03 PM »
Keep fantasizing, boys. Speaking as a man who has slept with a CrossFit athlete, once that sports bra comes off, it’s torpedo titty central. Once those shorts come off, it’s like rolling a hotdog down a hallway (not donged like Dugdale)

What about the Difficult Brown?
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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2023, 03:28:28 PM »
In watching the games (nh), it's hard to believe that many of them aren't juiced to the gills, but it seems they do in fact do some actual serious testing, for example:

https://games.crossfit.com/announcement/14288

Just like the Weider contests and the WWE tested.  The guys sure seem juiced to the gills as well as the women.

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2023, 03:43:47 PM »
The guys look like standard juicers but the women have more impressive physiques than female fitness models for some reason.

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2023, 03:49:42 PM »
The guys look like standard juicers but the women have more impressive physiques than female fitness models for some reason.


even Kelly Clarksons in on it

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2023, 04:26:19 PM »
I enjoy watching the Crossfire games, regarding the testing, it's know in the athletic enhanced world, most crossfit athletes do test prop, gh, and epo. Very easy to beat the drug test with this approach.

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2023, 05:33:42 PM »
What about the Difficult Brown?

You mean Sweet Brown?


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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2023, 05:59:44 PM »
Keep fantasizing, boys. Speaking as a man who has slept with a CrossFit athlete, once that sports bra comes off, it’s torpedo titty central. Once those shorts come off, it’s like rolling a hotdog down a hallway (not donged like Dugdale)

Don’t leave us hanging bro, was this an elite level competitor with a recognizable name? Was it a serious relationship or just a gym hook up?

I’m not trying to be nosy but I am real curious to the name of the dude you hooked up with.

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2023, 06:03:44 PM »
Don’t leave us hanging bro, was this an elite level competitor with a recognizable name? Was it a serious relationship or just a gym hook up?

I’m not trying to be nosy but I am real curious to the name of the dude you hooked up with.

Hahaha just a hookup, not recognizable or on the National stage. Had some heavy lifts, followers and sponsors though. Maybe Arvilla would recognize her/them/they/it

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2023, 06:09:05 PM »
Hahaha just a hookup, not recognizable or on the National stage. Had some heavy lifts, followers and sponsors though. Maybe Arvilla would recognize her/them/they/it

Or this was a woman? Sorry I assumed this was a dude. Not even remotely interested now.

No homo.

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2023, 03:41:55 AM »
Or this was a woman? Sorry I assumed this was a dude. Not even remotely interested now.

No homo.

She was allllllllll woman. Too much woman

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Re: CrossFit Games
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2023, 05:29:57 AM »
Don’t leave us hanging bro, was this an elite level competitor with a recognizable name? Was it a serious relationship or just a gym hook up?

I’m not trying to be nosy but I am real curious to the name of the dude you hooked up with.

Well played, sir.  Very well played indeed.