Tim Anderson apparently told the ump to collect early retirement, and tell ‘Nam stories
Ump’s exact words:
“ok, slug it out fellas... if you need me, I’ll be over here, eating a couple meatball sandwiches”
Jose Ramirez: Anderson, I want to tell you something. I was in this league when you were still popping zits on your funny face and jerking off with the lingerie section of the sears catalog.
Tim Anderson : Is that right, Ramirez?
Jose Ramirez : Yes, that's right Tim, and out of all these years, I have learned something that you still haven't got.
Tim Anderson: Yeah? Why don't you astonish me, shitface?
Jose Ramirez : [punches Anderson in the face] Respect for my elders.
Wait, they’re both 30 years old, so this possibly didn’t happen!