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Russian Gangster Competes at Muscle Beach
« on: August 07, 2023, 01:20:05 PM »

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Re: Russian Gangster Competes at Muscle Beach
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2023, 01:27:09 PM »
00:30 You can't fault him. Even Frank Zane once forgot to remove his shoes and socks before stepping on stage. (During the entire 1979 Mr. Olympia prejudging, Frank Zane sported black dress shoes and white tube socks.)

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Re: Russian Gangster Competes at Muscle Beach
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2023, 01:29:58 PM »
He's got a Bhanky belly.

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Re: Russian Gangster Competes at Muscle Beach
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2023, 01:33:35 PM »
He's got a Bhanky belly.

Bhank would place last here, even with that lineup but he would claim he actually won and his last place was due to a miscalculation of the score.

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Re: Russian Gangster Competes at Muscle Beach
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2023, 01:48:56 PM »
Bhank would place last here, even with that lineup but he would claim he actually won and his last place was due to a miscalculation of the score.

Slime ball liar Bianca would either
1, Shit his insides out
2, Collapse due to organ failure
3, Have to leave early for work next day
4, Go away & come back with tracksuit on & a 30kg disc hidden under his top
So he weigh in the super xtra heavy Baldy Bloated Lying Khvnt class
& have No opposition
5, Claim he's a Clean never taken any steroids or performance hancing drugs
- only dr prescribed Bio Identical Hormones
6, List all 57 of his physical ailments
7, Shake & Vibrate himself off the edge of the stage
8, Have to fight every competitor & audience member
9, All of the Above

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Re: Russian Gangster Competes at Muscle Beach
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2023, 01:54:25 PM »
Strict curl nation would waive his entry fees based off his impressive belly alone.

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Re: Russian Gangster Competes at Muscle Beach
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2023, 01:55:44 PM »
Slime ball liar Bianca would either
1, Shit his insides out
2, Collapse due to organ failure
3, Have to leave early for work next day
4, Go away & come back with tracksuit on & a 30kg disc hidden under his top
So he weigh in the super xtra heavy Baldy Bloated Lying Khvnt class
& have No opposition
5, Claim he's a Clean never taken any steroids or performance hancing drugs
- only dr prescribed Bio Identical Hormones
6, List all 57 of his physical ailments
7, Shake & Vibrate himself off the edge of the stage
8, Have to fight every competitor & audience member
9, All of the Above

We're at 59 now. Hard to keep track as there is something new every day.

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Re: Russian Gangster Competes at Muscle Beach
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2023, 02:00:32 PM »
We're at 59 now. Hard to keep track as there is something new every day.

59 !! FFS he's fortunate he's still alive & breathing.
What a fine physical specime he is Not.  ;D

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Re: Russian Gangster Competes at Muscle Beach
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2023, 02:00:40 PM »
We're at 59 now. Hard to keep track as there is something new every day.

Knowing Brian, I wouldnt be surprised if they are all lies....

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Re: Russian Gangster Competes at Muscle Beach
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2023, 02:02:06 PM »
Knowing Brian, I wouldnt be surprised if they are all lies....

Yep - even some of the lies he tells are lies 🙄 😳

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Re: Russian Gangster Competes at Muscle Beach
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2023, 11:33:17 AM »
00:30 You can't fault him. Even Frank Zane once forgot to remove his shoes and socks before stepping on stage. (During the entire 1979 Mr. Olympia prejudging, Frank Zane sported black dress shoes and white tube socks.)

This guy is a known prankster who plays this character. It became more evident when he did his posing routine which I will post the video later.

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Re: Russian Gangster Competes at Muscle Beach
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2023, 11:44:50 AM »
This guy is a known prankster who plays this character. It became more evident when he did his posing routine which I will post the video later.

Thanks, I'll watch it.