Author Topic: Sofia Vergara  (Read 2452 times)

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Re: Sofia Vergara
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2023, 12:55:45 PM »
First, make no mistake. She’d be BEYOND a pain in the ass, as a companion.

Second, her best-before-date FAST approaches, fellas. In this one, look for dramatic weight gain.


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Re: Sofia Vergara
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2023, 09:36:38 PM »
Just spent 2 weeks in Bogotá, Medellin, Cartegena last month.. expecting to see Sofia Vergara's all over the place.. maybe I was in the wrong places.. and none worth $180 ,000,000  :)

Go to Venezuela.

I used to see some of the most beautiful un-modified women there.

Just be warned, Columbian and Venezuelan women are all batshit crazy and very aggressive.

Which is good and bad depending on their mental state. ;D

Sofia and Salma are my two favorite whores, my problem with Sofia is that fake voice.

I can't stand Latinas who fake their accent.

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Re: Sofia Vergara
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2023, 10:03:11 PM »
In this one, look for dramatic weight gain.

You're just saying that because she's latina.  ;D

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Re: Sofia Vergara
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2023, 10:08:15 PM »
You're just saying that because she's latina.  ;D

Thing is, I think he is off on this one. Only time will tell, but she does spend a lot of time in the gym and her genetics are off the chart. If there is rapid weight gain, I would be surprised. Crazy? Hot Tempered? High Maintenance? You bet... but she'll be hot well past 60

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Re: Sofia Vergara
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2023, 11:25:06 PM »
I`d eat the peanuts out of her shit!

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Re: Sofia Vergara
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2023, 11:56:06 PM »
Go to Venezuela.
Just be warned, Columbian and Venezuelan women are all batshit crazy and very aggressive.

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Re: Sofia Vergara
« Reply #31 on: August 14, 2023, 01:54:22 PM »
This puts me in a bit of a pickle, my brother. I'm already maxed out on wives, but a boozehound of this caliber could only be marriage material. Fatima has turned into a bloody whale after the chemotherapy ravaged her, so I'd probably accuse her of adultery to make way for Sofia coming in as her replacement.

Brother Omari has upped the getbig ante when it comes to dealing with wives needing chemo. Previously we'd seen getbiggers frequent glory holes in this situation. You've opened us up to the possibility of replacement wives and second and third wives! Thanks bro!

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Re: Sofia Vergara
« Reply #32 on: August 14, 2023, 02:00:35 PM »
Not sure what you were saying there Gthang.. I was really just making a post along the lines of Cameron Diaz type stuff.. Sofia Vergara, arguably a hot chick, with talent, is about to be single., I assumed some Getbigger was intersted and would make a move.


Nah - I've Fucked her already,  I'm Not interested   ;D

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Re: Sofia Vergara
« Reply #33 on: August 14, 2023, 02:46:45 PM »
Brother Omari has upped the getbig ante when it comes to dealing with wives needing chemo. Previously we'd seen getbiggers frequent glory holes in this situation. You've opened us up to the possibility of replacement wives and second and third wives! Thanks bro!


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