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Holy fuck balls
« on: August 13, 2023, 06:14:23 PM »
I  recently  stepped into a convenience store grabbed some energy drinks and a few beers as I was headed to the beach.  Go to checkout and behind the counter is all the smaller energy drinks, the 4 hour energy, also shots for hangover cures, as well as an assortment of pipes, kratom etc... i see a shot that says 'the only legal psychoactive mushroom available' I looked at it. Supposedly the amanata (sp?) Mushroom. A quick google search reveals nothing serious. Anecdotally people say it calms you down. I say ill try it.

Well about an hour later I was tripping balls. I couldn't remember anything.  My short term memory was completely gone from one minute to the next. I  had to stop and think every few seconds to try and remember where I was and what I was doing. I could hardly speak for fucks sake. Even a simple sentence was hard to form. I never experienced anything like this in my life. It took almost 9 hrs to feel normal again. 

Finally when I could think straight I took a closer look at the label and found it had Delta 9 in it.

I don't smoke weed. Haven't smoked weed in 30 years- and when I did smoke it I smoked it A Lot- but it was never like this. I find out delta 9 is synthetic thc?

Anyone have experience with delta 9? Slso I went to pick up a herbal clean, the detox that masks Marijuana in drug tests, the clerk told me not to worry because delta 9 is synthetic it won't show up in a drug screen.  Any word on this? (Im subject to random UA's but they're randomly predictable.)

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2023, 06:18:26 PM »
Sounded like a hell of a day

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2023, 06:24:27 PM »
Fucking hell. Were you in a safe place at least? I see all that wild looking shit at gas stations and wonder what it all is.

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2023, 06:25:16 PM »
Sounded like a hell of a day

I won't forget it anytime soon. The beach was awesome though. From what I remember.

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2023, 06:29:32 PM »
Fucking hell. Were you in a safe place at least? I see all that wild looking shit at gas stations and wonder what it all is.

Yeah. By the time it really hit I was at home. It was like a Rollercoaster.  It started off with mild anticipation and a little fun at the beach but the next thing I knew I was in a room in my basement and had no clue how I got there. I had to stop and concentrate super hard to remember how I got there.

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2023, 07:00:27 PM »
Delta was the only ingredient to cause the effect or was it the mushroom too?

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2023, 07:01:42 PM »

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2023, 07:21:17 PM »
Delta was the only ingredient to cause the effect or was it the mushroom too?

I can't say. Ive never used anything other than tested and true "pot" and that was 30 years ago. I don't know anything about delta 8 , delta 9, synthetic forms etc... also never heard of this amanita mushroom before.  But when i looked it up I only saw that it was compared to all the other mushrooms in the current mushroom craze: lions mane, white reshii, whatever. I always call bullshit. It's just the new marketing gimmick that doesn't work. I always see these advertisements for all these supplements made with mushrooms used for adhd, used for calmness, used for wellness. I assumed it was going to be completely worthless but figured it might be a nice 'pick me up.' I had no idea it had delta 9 in it. It was pretty small on the label and used the triangle symbol for "delta" and didn't outright state delta. Because i assumed the mushroom thing was a gimmick I figured it had to be the THC. But I could be wrong.

What was the brand name on the label?


Temporary insanity:    ???

https://www.insider.com/legal-psychedelic-mushroom-amanita-muscaria-sold-us-euphoria-temporary-insanity-2022-10

Wow! Yeah. That pretty much describes it. I didn't panic. After awhile I did manage to go to the bathroom and induce vomiting.  That decreased the 'high' a little bit , probably brought me down by 30%. After throwing up I could at least speak again and remember things a bit more clearly.  I mean, i brought it at a convenience store. I figured it wasn't going to be too crazy. Its not like its a research chemical from some sketchy website.

The name of it was 'caps' and it just had a cartoon  picture of a mushroom cap.

In my adult life ive done psilocybin mushrooms a handful of times, drink occasionally and dabbled in kratom. I haven't been Lit since I was a teenager. When this shit hit me I was fucking floored.

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2023, 07:23:53 PM »
Tripping on gas station acid on a public beach. A story only seen on Getbig.  ;D

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2023, 08:01:57 PM »
Bad Trip Of Peace

Be careful with that BS doc!!

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2023, 08:07:59 PM »
I wish there were convenience stores like that here. Nothing but boring usual caffeine and alcohol on the menu. They should also carry kratom and shrooms but it's nowhere to be found here.

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2023, 08:22:03 PM »

The name of it was 'caps' and it just had a cartoon  picture of a mushroom cap.


You're lucky you didn't try to flush yourself down the toilet to warp to the Mushroom Kingdom

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2023, 08:58:25 PM »
Youre likely going to die.
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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2023, 09:08:26 PM »
Youre likely going to die.

You can say this with 100% certainty.

Beak because of this I’m not  counting on you to make it to 130.

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2023, 10:36:53 PM »
You can say this with 100% certainty.

Beak because of this I’m not  counting on you to make it to 130.

I only hope I live to see 129.

Youre likely going to die.


On a long enough timeline everyone's life expectancy is zero.

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2023, 12:08:08 AM »
Wonder what caused it


The Delta 9 or the Amanita Mushroom
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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2023, 12:12:10 AM »
Youre likely going to die.
In the next 80 years for sure.

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2023, 01:42:14 AM »
I thought Deta-8, Delta-9 etc are extracted from weed, real and not synthetic?

Both forms of gummies are awesome for sleep... I dont take them during the day, so unsure on actual potency.
Sleep thru the buzz...

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2023, 01:42:25 AM »
Psicadelic compounds are fashion these days. They can turn you permanently insane though, or dead.
 

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2023, 03:54:17 AM »
Reality is the best drug.

It will totally mess with your mind.

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2023, 04:05:29 AM »
Reality is the best drug.

It will totally mess with your mind.

the difference betwen fact and fiction is that fiction has to make sense...

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2023, 04:16:31 AM »
I doubt I would take psychedelics even for a million bucks. Absolutely fuck that. The thought of accidentally ingesting some tinned poison from a petrol station is horrific. I bet teenagers are spiking each other with that shit all the time.

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2023, 05:08:30 AM »
I thought Deta-8, Delta-9 etc are extracted from weed, real and not synthetic?

Both forms of gummies are awesome for sleep... I dont take them during the day, so unsure on actual potency.
Sleep thru the buzz...

You are correct Delta 9 is actually the real deal that is what is responsible for the high in actual Marijuana. They get around the legality because they can extract it from hemp and delta 9 thc under .03% is legal if extracted from hemp so basically it is concentrated hemp Delta 9 they add to gummies. Delta 8 is also in hemp and the typical cannabinoid sold in most vape shops. Hoevere they also have thc-p, Delta 10, THC-a, etc etc these cannabinoids are in hemp at low concentrations but they can concentrate them in an extract. Other things like HHHC are only created after processing which makes them considered synthetic and not technically legal depending on the state and interpretation of the farm bill.

Delta 8 came out first and the others followed each one promised to be better but most sales have been Delta 8 as some of the others looked better on paper. Currently THC-A is rising as the most popular variant.

I currently recommend using a THC-A, THC-P, THC-M  Torch mixture as I do feel you get a more balanced fuller experience closer to flower when using a mixture of cannabinoids. A typical delta 8 is also not bad but there is variance between brands you want to use the something reputable like 3CHI if going for a delta 8. Head shops typically will have better quality brands than gas stations

 Different states have gone after different cannabinoids claiming some are synthetic so you do see producers changing formulas depending on their location. But these are not real synthetics they are simply different concentrated preparations from hemp but because there is additional processing for something like HHHC they call it a synthetic.

I do feel these products help immensely with appetite digestion and metabolism. I quit using for 45 days prior to my struct curl event and struggled to keep and add weight. I showed up at 219lbs with poor appetite for my strict curl show. I purchased a vape on the way home from the contest. I was 236lbs 3 days later.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23684393/

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2023, 06:37:09 AM »
You are correct Delta 9 is actually the real deal that is what is responsible for the high in actual Marijuana. They get around the legality because they can extract it from hemp and delta 9 thc under .03% is legal if extracted from hemp so basically it is concentrated hemp Delta 9 they add to gummies. Delta 8 is also in hemp and the typical cannabinoid sold in most vape shops. Hoevere they also have thc-p, Delta 10, THC-a, etc etc these cannabinoids are in hemp at low concentrations but they can concentrate them in an extract. Other things like HHHC are only created after processing which makes them considered synthetic and not technically legal depending on the state and interpretation of the farm bill.

Delta 8 came out first and the others followed each one promised to be better but most sales have been Delta 8 as some of the others looked better on paper. Currently THC-A is rising as the most popular variant.

I currently recommend using a THC-A, THC-P, THC-M  Torch mixture as I do feel you get a more balanced fuller experience closer to flower when using a mixture of cannabinoids. A typical delta 8 is also not bad but there is variance between brands you want to use the something reputable like 3CHI if going for a delta 8. Head shops typically will have better quality brands than gas stations

 Different states have gone after different cannabinoids claiming some are synthetic so you do see producers changing formulas depending on their location. But these are not real synthetics they are simply different concentrated preparations from hemp but because there is additional processing for something like HHHC they call it a synthetic.

I do feel these products help immensely with appetite digestion and metabolism. I quit using for 45 days prior to my struct curl event and struggled to keep and add weight. I showed up at 219lbs with poor appetite for my strict curl show. I purchased a vape on the way home from the contest. I was 236lbs 3 days later.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23684393/

Bhanky is drug-free.

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Re: Holy fuck balls
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2023, 06:46:28 AM »
Reality is the best drug.

It will totally mess with your mind.


a lot of psychedelics enhance reality, mushrooms at the beach or park is the tits