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Jenna Ellis
« on: August 15, 2023, 09:01:47 PM »
Just another right wing fundie trying to use "God" as an excuse for being a shitty person.  Don't you think it would honor and serve him a little bit better by not engaging in racketeering schemes, helping a compulsive lying conman in his pursuit of injustice, and disenfranchising a shocking number of voters in Georgia?  I would suggest maybe you ask the Lord to represent you in the case.  But I think he will give it a hard pass.  You may trust the Lord, but he sure as hell won't be trusting a shitty wench like you. 

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Ellis, who was charged with violation of the Georgia RICO Act and solicitation of violation of oath by a public officer, took to Twitter on Tuesday to claim that the charges are politically based, and all the legal troubles she’s going to face are all part of God’s plan:

“The Democrats and the Fulton County DA are criminalizing the practice of law. I am resolved to trust the Lord and I will simply continue to honor, praise, and serve Him. I deeply appreciate all of my friends who have reached out offering encouragement and support.”
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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2023, 06:21:58 AM »
Just another right wing fundie trying to use "God" as an excuse for being a shitty person.  Don't you think it would honor and serve him a little bit better by not engaging in racketeering schemes, helping a compulsive lying conman in his pursuit of injustice, and disenfranchising a shocking number of voters in Georgia?  I would suggest maybe you ask the Lord to represent you in the case.  But I think he will give it a hard pass.  You may trust the Lord, but he sure as hell won't be trusting a shitty wench like you. 

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Ellis, who was charged with violation of the Georgia RICO Act and solicitation of violation of oath by a public officer, took to Twitter on Tuesday to claim that the charges are politically based, and all the legal troubles she’s going to face are all part of God’s plan:

“The Democrats and the Fulton County DA are criminalizing the practice of law. I am resolved to trust the Lord and I will simply continue to honor, praise, and serve Him. I deeply appreciate all of my friends who have reached out offering encouragement and support.”
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Inviting us to humiliate you again so you can reach sexual gratification, is this the only way ?
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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2023, 09:50:07 AM »
Poor Jenna.   Someone should break it to her that they are not "criminalizing the practice of law" as she claims.  No, Jenna... they are penalizing lawyers who attempt to use the legal system to commit crimes.  You may serve the Lord, but you may also serve time.  We can only hope.   ;D

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2023, 09:36:29 AM »
Awwww.... poor baby.   Obviously, planning to "trust in the Lord" just isn't going to pay the bills.   Guess what?  Neither is Duhnold.   :D

All the little MAGAturds keep sending $$$ to His Orangeness but can't throw some coins over to Rudy or Jenna after parroting all the lies they made up?  Hahahaha.  You are all going broke together.

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Trump's former lawyer was indicted in Georgia. She wants his defense funds to pay her legal fees.

WASHINGTON — At least one of Donald Trump's co-defendants in his Georgia case over alleged attempts to steal the 2020 election is wondering why his legal defense fund isn't helping her and others ensnared in his indictment.

"I was reliably informed Trump isn’t funding any of us who are indicted," said former Trump attorney Jenna Ellis on the social media platform X, formerly known as Twitter. "Would this change if he becomes the nominee? Why then, not now?"

Officials with the Trump campaign and the pro-Trump political action committee, Make America Great Again, Inc., have not publicly commented on Ellis' question. Trump has called on donors and supporters to help with his legal fees.

Ellis is one of the 18 aides and allies indicted along with Trump in Atlanta. A grand jury accused them of organizing a conspiracy to steal the election in Georgia and other states from President Joe Biden.

Ellis worked with Trump's 2020 campaign on its efforts after the 2020 presidential election. Ellis has protested harassment from Trump allies who have attacked her for not supporting his 2024 presidential bid.

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis is reportedly trying to get other defendants to testify against Trump. But there is no sign that Ellis is prepared to flip. She has criticized the Trump indictments as political in nature.

Ellis on X reposted Trump ally Matt Schlapp, who suggested that other GOP presidential candidates drop out of the Republican primary so that party members can use donations for legal defenses.

"The sooner we unify behind a nominee that sooner we can use resources to fund the defenses of everyone indicted for being a Trump Republican," Schlapp said.

In her response, Ellis said: "I totally agree this has become a bigger principle than just one man ... So why isn’t MAGA, Inc. funding everyone’s defense?"
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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2023, 10:22:49 AM »



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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2023, 01:49:11 PM »
No one want to guess?



In her response, Ellis said: "I totally agree this has become a bigger principle than just one man ... So why isn’t MAGA, Inc. funding everyone’s defense?"
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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2023, 02:08:13 PM »
Would hit  ;D

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2023, 02:09:45 PM »

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2023, 03:10:37 PM »
Would hit  ;D


Fuck yes. I’d assume it’s a bit sloppy once the dress and spanx come off though.




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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2023, 03:12:29 PM »
Poor Jenna.   Someone should break it to her that they are not "criminalizing the practice of law" as she claims.  No, Jenna... they are penalizing lawyers who attempt to use the legal system to commit crimes.  You may serve the Lord, but you may also serve time.  We can only hope.   ;D


So I don’t have to use google, how did she use the legal system to commit crimes?

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2023, 03:57:43 PM »
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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2023, 04:04:32 PM »

So I don’t have to use google, how did she use the legal system to commit crimes?

JENNA ELLIS: The lawyer appeared with Rudy Giuliani at a Dec. 3, 2020, hearing hosted by state Republican lawmakers at the Georgia Capitol during which false allegations of election fraud were made. Jenna Ellis also wrote at least two legal memos to Trump and his attorneys advising that Pence should “disregard certified electoral college votes from Georgia and other purportedly ‘contested’ states” when Congress met to certify the election results on Jan. 6, 2021, prosecutors have said.

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2023, 12:46:56 PM »
CENSURED   !!!   Hahahaha

Colorado judge censured little Jenna after she signed a stipulation admitting she made claims that were not true including that President had evidence that the election was stolen.

Hahahha

“Evidence”

“Stolen”

Maybe it’s the same evidence he promised to reveal weeks ago.  But didn’t.  Hahaa

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2023, 02:06:16 PM »

Fuck yes. I’d assume it’s a bit sloppy once the dress and spanx come off though.

From your lips to God's ears.

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2023, 02:22:46 PM »
Would hit  ;D

Not lurker…she’s not a ladyboy

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2023, 02:56:13 PM »
Not lurker…she’s not a ladyboy

“Debunked”


I hear she doesn’t like little men pretending to be LE. 

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2023, 04:28:21 PM »
“Debunked”


I hear she doesn’t like little men pretending to be LE.
If she likes gimpy retards that hide behind their keyboards, you might have a chance!
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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2023, 05:58:22 PM »
If she likes gimpy retards that hide behind their keyboards, you might have a chance!

That’s a bigger chance than the person whose conehead, 50” waist, and cankles make him look like the silhouette of a giant butt plug has.

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2023, 06:51:14 PM »
“Debunked”


I hear she doesn’t like little men pretending to be LE.

I pretend to be LE? Who knew🤷‍♂️

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2023, 07:24:39 AM »
I pretend to be LE? Who knew🤷‍♂️

That’s the next step in your progressional lie.  Along with flying planes instead of just jumping out of helicopters. 

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2023, 03:09:31 AM »
Any day.

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2023, 01:55:17 PM »
What are the over/under odds that Jenna will turn on the man she calls an idiot in the next six weeks?

Getting raw dogged by both Georgia and Colorado?   And no alms from the Duhnold?

This girl is gonna flip and sing.


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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2023, 02:20:41 PM »
Not lurker…she’s not a ladyboy

So you've stooped to this kind of retort? Sad.

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2023, 02:25:12 PM »
That’s a bigger chance than the person whose conehead, 50” waist, and cankles make him look like the silhouette of a giant butt plug has.

This thread has degraded with each post and by the minute. It has become juvenile post fest.

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Re: Jenna Ellis
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2023, 02:30:46 PM »
What are the over/under odds that Jenna will turn on the man she calls an idiot in the next six weeks?

Getting raw dogged by both Georgia and Colorado?   And no alms from the Duhnold?

This girl is gonna flip and sing.
What are the odds Lefty Lunacy is ending, very good I'd say. It is really starting to look like Trump will be getting his revenge. I cannot wait to see the carnage, it will be celebratory.
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