You guys aren't going to believe this!!!

[Kwon]

No, bro, you wouldn't.

I wasn't going to add anymore to this story but as a post script.

I'm leaving Ft. WORTH today. Odd little town. Seems like it would be a lot of fun on the weekends or during the right time of year. Many of the local women are exactly what you think a Texas cowgirl should look like: blonde,  big tits, firm, tan, fit, and full of goofy little stereotypical sayings such as "we lik'em big in Texas!" Said with enthusiasm , a big grin and a southern drawl. I thought about extending my stay to try to see what the weekend offers.

Anyway, I thought Denise's sordid tale was behind me but alas. I went to grab food for my hotel room and there's a transient dude digging through a dumpster. He's pissed off, yelling, talking out loud, throwing shit all over the side walk.... now earlier in the week I walked past this dumpster and it stunk so fucking bad I made a mental note to walk on the opposite side of the street; think old grease from a fryer and hot garbage baked in 100 degree Texas heat.

So I cross the street to avoid the bum, to avoid the trash He's throwing everywhere and to avoid the stink. As I cross the street I realize he's not yelling/talking to himself, he's yelling at Denise who is laying down in a flower planter that is built up around a tree. (Think of a nice touristy downtown and the oversized planters and trees that dot the sidewalks)

Anyhow, she starts yelling at the dude, the dude is yelling at her- just bat shit crazy bum stuff. Anyway the guy charges across the street and she starts running toward me asking to use my phone. I tell her No and keep walking.

But the guy doesn't stop, it looks like he's going to start kicking her ass. It looks like he's going to punch her in the face and I stop and say "hey man, don't. " he now focuses on me and says "oh you want to be part of this too?" And steps toward me. He pulls his hand back further in an odd way, not like a punch so I look closer and the fucker has a box cutter in his hand and he's about a foot away from her and she's way too close to me,  reaching for my phone (which is in my hand. (Because like every other dumbest I can't take two steps without looking at my phone)

My natural reaction was like 'holy shit!' I step back and tell him not to fuck with me. Then I say 'there's three cops right there. (There weren't but it was enough to cause him to go back to dumpster diving).

It was a little too close for comfort. I walk into a CVS and grab my shit (energy drinks, snacks etc)  now I'm actually starting to get passed. I'm saying to myself 'that mother fucker just fucking threatened me with a fucking box cutter. That piece of shit. Sonofabitch!"

I leave CVS. Step outside and I don't see either of them. I look around and off in the distance I can hear their lunatic conversation at the volume of screaming and yelling.  I can see them walking side by side arguing over some garbage procured from the dumpster.

Eh... Ft Worth has its charms but I'm not extending my stay. In fact I don't ever need to see it again.

Made me sad

[IroNat]

Made me sad

Makes me glad.

Glad I'm not them.

[kreator]

You almost died for us bitches

[Cook]

BD I just now saw this. I have lived in Ft Worth for 50 years.Hope Cowtown didn’t leave too bad a taste in your mouth but is sounds like you were downtown near the city jail.As you said a lot of loonies wander the streets there. I live about 10 miles south of there.You want to go to Northside if you want to have fun.It’s called the Stockyards and every chick walks around in cut-off jeans and cowboy boots.Looks like a damn Florida-Georgia line video on Saturday night.Anyway come back sometime and travel safe.

[tommywishbone]

UPDATE

SO tonight I walk back in the direction of the bar (because I never got there last night) and I walk past the park I saw her in last night. And no surprise: she's there. Sleeping or trying to sleep on the concrete.

I walk up to her and noticed she's in the company of some other amphibious creature. A black dude or woman. I couldn't tell. Anyway when I got near she fucking jumped up armed with a stick and star yelling 'get back! What the fuck! I'll fuck you up.!!

I said whoa I'm the guy who spoke to you last night. . And she dropped the stick and apologized. Calmed down instantly.  She's clearly schizo and high as a kite.  There's no sweet side tonight,  very unpredictable.  Carrying on multiple conversations with imaginary people and ne too.

I asked for a selfie with her and she said no. I asked several different ways and she said 'no.no no pictures. I'd rather not. I can't stop you but I don't want a picture. " So I reiterated 'a selfie with you.'

I said ' your friends wanted me to tell you hi'. And I told her as much as I know about Tommy then I brought up The Scott , looking like Dave Draper.

She was just stupefied. Having manic episodes and lucid intervals. I gave her a 20 and she refused. I said I'm not trying to insult you. This is for taking the time to talk to me.  She said 'no, you don't have to give me money for that' eventually she accepted the 20. Lastly I said 'I just wanted to let you know you still have friends and fans that still think of you.'

And that will probably be the last time anyone, who could possibly recognize or care, will ever hear or see of her again.

I

Damn. Just damn.

Brother you did your best. Good man.

[pamith]

All joking aide, i hope she's doing well, she was great back in the day

[lightweight83]

Insane stories, but just so I'm not crazy... they are true or no?

We really needed a pic of her to confirm, it could have been candid without her knowing.

[joswift]

Insane stories, but just so I'm not crazy... they are true or no?

We really needed a pic of her to confirm, it could have been candid without her knowing.

[tommywishbone]

 

[Royalty]

I heard that she made a pass at Angelo Pappas and he turned her down

[The Scott]

Makes me glad.

Glad I'm not them.

Yup.   Recall Bill Pettis and his supposed 23 inch or so arms.  That was it.  His claim to lame.  Wound up living on a bus stop bench and dumpster diving for dinner in Venice Beach with only a few teefs in his gaping maw. 

He is dead now and better off.  Competitive bodybuilding is not much of a sport it's more a meat market for schmoes. 

[beakdoctor]

Insane stories, but just so I'm not crazy... they are true or no?

We really needed a pic of her to confirm, it could have been candid without her knowing.

Stories are 100% true.

As far as the pictures go... all I can say is getting a pic of her was my very first instinct the second I realized who she was. After speaking to her it just became less and less important as the reality of it set in. There wasn't anything humorous about it. She said one or two things that made any sense at all but one of those things was a sincere, lucid, request that I not take her picture. The only other time she was coherent was when she told me why she walked away from the sport.  Even when she took the 20 she looked at it like I had just passed her a candy wrapper. I don't know, it just seemed like kicking a person who's already down. If she had any dignity left at all, which she doesn't,  it was in her request to not have her pic taken.

[beakdoctor]

BD I just now saw this. I have lived in Ft Worth for 50 years.Hope Cowtown didn’t leave too bad a taste in your mouth but is sounds like you were downtown near the city jail.As you said a lot of loonies wander the streets there. I live about 10 miles south of there.You want to go to Northside if you want to have fun.It’s called the Stockyards and every chick walks around in cut-off jeans and cowboy boots.Looks like a damn Florida-Georgia line video on Saturday night.Anyway come back sometime and travel safe.

Ha! Funny you say that because I went to the Stockyards. It was a Wednesday night. Not much going on but the one thing that stood out were how good looking the girls there are. Like you said: it's like they walked right out of a country music video. Each one wearing cut off blue Jean shorts, blond, tan, and wearing cowboy hats. Shit, there was a Mexican girl trotting around on horseback. Brunette-obviously being Mexican- in a cowboy hat, half top and Jean shorts.

Also I fucking loved the traditional attitude they had. Very warm and seemingly very happy to cater to a man.

I'm up in Portland.  It sucks,  every fucking woman here either looks like a bull dyke or has green,  blue or pink hair. When you see a good looking girl- relatively speaking- they're usually nagging their beta husband's or being total bitches.

I wouldn't rule out ever going to Fort Worth again,  it certainly had it's charms. And you are correct,  I was staying downtown at the Renaissance Marriott.  Nice place,  great hotel bar and restaurant.

[The Scott]

Ha! Funny you say that because I went to the Stockyards. It was a Wednesday night. Not much going on but the one thing that stood out were how good looking the girls there are. Like you said: it's like they walked right out of a country music video. Each one wearing cut off blue Jean shorts, blond, tan, and wearing cowboy hats. Shit, there was a Mexican girl trotting around on horseback. Brunette-obviously being Mexican- in a cowboy hat, half top and Jean shorts.

Also I fucking loved the traditional attitude they had. Very warm and seemingly very happy to cater to a man.

I'm up in Portland.  It sucks,  every fucking woman here either looks like a bull dyke or has green,  blue or pink hair. When you see a good looking girl- relatively speaking- they're usually nagging their beta husband's or being total bitches.

I wouldn't rule out ever going to Fort Worth again,  it certainly had it's charms. And you are correct,  I was staying downtown at the Renaissance Marriott.  Nice place,  great hotel bar and restaurant.

Portland is just plain weird.  And all the lezbos drive Subarus.  I have been to Texas a few times in my life for work. But that was decades ago.  I like Subarus but just can't get past the dykemobile thing. 

[beakdoctor]

Portland is just plain weird.  And all the lezbos drive Subarus.  I have been to Texas a few times in my life for work. But that was decades ago.  I like Subarus but just can't get past the dykemobile thing. 

So true. If they're not in a Subaru they're totally butch driving a Chevy s-10 or Ford Ranger.

The other day I saw some disgusting asexual lessons driving a massive pick up truck. The rear window of the cab had a bunch of decals on it including a banner that said "This tank eats fascists"

I fucking despise the place.

[illuminati]

No, bro, you wouldn't.

I wasn't going to add anymore to this story but as a post script.

I'm leaving Ft. WORTH today. Odd little town. Seems like it would be a lot of fun on the weekends or during the right time of year. Many of the local women are exactly what you think a Texas cowgirl should look like: blonde,  big tits, firm, tan, fit, and full of goofy little stereotypical sayings such as "we lik'em big in Texas!" Said with enthusiasm , a big grin and a southern drawl. I thought about extending my stay to try to see what the weekend offers.

Anyway, I thought Denise's sordid tale was behind me but alas. I went to grab food for my hotel room and there's a transient dude digging through a dumpster. He's pissed off, yelling, talking out loud, throwing shit all over the side walk.... now earlier in the week I walked past this dumpster and it stunk so fucking bad I made a mental note to walk on the opposite side of the street; think old grease from a fryer and hot garbage baked in 100 degree Texas heat.

So I cross the street to avoid the bum, to avoid the trash He's throwing everywhere and to avoid the stink. As I cross the street I realize he's not yelling/talking to himself, he's yelling at Denise who is laying down in a flower planter that is built up around a tree. (Think of a nice touristy downtown and the oversized planters and trees that dot the sidewalks)

Anyhow, she starts yelling at the dude, the dude is yelling at her- just bat shit crazy bum stuff. Anyway the guy charges across the street and she starts running toward me asking to use my phone. I tell her No and keep walking.

But the guy doesn't stop, it looks like he's going to start kicking her ass. It looks like he's going to punch her in the face and I stop and say "hey man, don't. " he now focuses on me and says "oh you want to be part of this too?" And steps toward me. He pulls his hand back further in an odd way, not like a punch so I look closer and the fucker has a box cutter in his hand and he's about a foot away from her and she's way too close to me,  reaching for my phone (which is in my hand. (Because like every other dumbest I can't take two steps without looking at my phone)

My natural reaction was like 'holy shit!' I step back and tell him not to fuck with me. Then I say 'there's three cops right there. (There weren't but it was enough to cause him to go back to dumpster diving).

It was a little too close for comfort. I walk into a CVS and grab my shit (energy drinks, snacks etc)  now I'm actually starting to get passed. I'm saying to myself 'that mother fucker just fucking threatened me with a fucking box cutter. That piece of shit. Sonofabitch!"

I leave CVS. Step outside and I don't see either of them. I look around and off in the distance I can hear their lunatic conversation at the volume of screaming and yelling.  I can see them walking side by side arguing over some garbage procured from the dumpster.

Eh... Ft Worth has its charms but I'm not extending my stay. In fact I don't ever need to see it again.

"Many of the local women are exactly what you think a Texas cowgirl should look like: blonde,  big tits, firm, tan, fit, and full of goofy little stereotypical sayings such as "we lik'em big in Texas!" Said with enthusiasm , a big grin and a southern drawl. "


I like the sound of these Texas cowgirls - 

[tacobender]

Did you ask her if she still likes Orange roughly?

[Grape Ape]

So true. If they're not in a Subaru they're totally butch driving a Chevy s-10 or Ford Ranger.

The other day I saw some disgusting asexual lessons driving a massive pick up truck. The rear window of the cab had a bunch of decals on it including a banner that said "This tank eats fascists"

I fucking despise the place.

The irony is, it's usually their own political party that actually behave like fascist - trying to control the media, big tech, censorship, cancellations, etc.

[SGT BARNES]

Are you all really believing this BS....seriously, you didnt step back and take a pic...boxcutter stories..LoL

[beakdoctor]

The irony is, it's usually their own political party that actually behave like fascist - trying to control the media, big tech, censorship, cancellations, etc.

Yep. It's amazing how blind they are to it too. It's so obvious at this point. If you tell me you're a liberal I will act civil but you might as well be dead to me. If you support the current leftist agenda, you support tyranny. You support imprisoning your political opponents,  you support censoring dissenting opinions. I mean ffs the fbi used Facebook and Twitter to suppress information about covid, Hillary Clinton paid for Russian propaganda against Trump,  Maxine waters told people to attack conservatives,  the whole demturd party 'forced' compliance.  Insane. Total fucking assholes and if anyone is legitimately too dumb to see it they're still dead to me for being so fucking stupid.

[beakdoctor]

Are you all really believing this BS....seriously, you didnt step back and take a pic...boxcutter stories..LoL

I do not value your opinion enough to care. If you think I'm lying, so be it...

Stick to posting porn links, limp dick. If you ever stepped back from pornhub for a minute you might actually run into something other than your palm loser.

[The Scott]

Are you all really believing this BS....seriously, you didnt step back and take a pic...boxcutter stories..LoL

Some of us are allowed to see things others wouldn't understand.  You are obviously one of those  people that would not.  Worry not about it.

[SGT BARNES]

"You guys aren't going to believe this!!!"

....ya no shit - 3 exclamation marks...A+ for creative writing jagoff. not a single image of this bar, or her on a corner or anything else. maybe there was a UFO too.

and porn links? wtf..have never posted any shit like that, even the ones of your mom gaping. Think you have me mixed up with some dude you send love letters with

as far as not valuing my opinion...you did enough to try to make a sad little insult post. Was a nice try tho...

[illuminati]

Yep. It's amazing how blind they are to it too. It's so obvious at this point. If you tell me you're a liberal I will act civil but you might as well be dead to me. If you support the current leftist agenda, you support tyranny. You support imprisoning your political opponents,  you support censoring dissenting opinions. I mean ffs the fbi used Facebook and Twitter to suppress information about covid, Hillary Clinton paid for Russian propaganda against Trump,  Maxine waters told people to attack conservatives,  the whole demturd party 'forced' compliance.  Insane. Total fucking assholes and if anyone is legitimately too dumb to see it they're still dead to me for being so fucking stupid.

X2

Excellent Post
So very well stated 👏👏🏻👏🏻

How so many are blind & Brainwashed
They will not open their minds & eyes to what is happening.

[beakdoctor]

"You guys aren't going to believe this!!!"

....ya no shit - 3 exclamation marks...A+ for creative writing jagoff. not a single image of this bar, or her on a corner or anything else. maybe there was a UFO too.

and porn links? wtf..have never posted any shit like that, even the ones of your mom gaping. Think you have me mixed up with some dude you send love letters with

as far as not valuing my opinion...you did enough to try to make a sad little insult post. Was a nice try tho...

So, I forget that some people live in average towns, have average jobs, average wives, average lives...

So what part is unbelievable to you? That I ran into Denise? Well I can tell you exactly where she is right now. She's probably sleeping in Hyde Park off of Houston and 9th in Fort Worth.  She's wearing a white hooded sweater. Do you doubt this? Is this unbelievable to you? Do you find it hard to believe that she's homeless living in a park in Fort Worth? Where the fuck do you think she is? In Never never land?

Or do you doubt that I traveled to Fort Worth? I travel a lot. Every month I go to Chicago.  I used to live in Detroit,  I currently live in Portland Oregon just outside of downtown.  A few months ago I was in Key West FL, I go there twice a year. In the last few years I've been to Greece, Germany, Hawaii and Mexico as well. Do you find this hard to believe? Or is it just traveling to Fort Worth that splits your wig?

Or is it the boxcutter? You know, Living in Portland I've been confronted by every brand of asshole you can imagine in the past few years: BLM assholes,  Antifa assholes and dozens of deranged homeless mentally ill people.  Do you struggle with the idea that the homeless is a pervasive problem? Or is it that they may be armed with ad hoc weapons? Hypodermic needles, shards of glass, razor blades...are you confounded by this? Well, get this, believe it or not, Detroit was worse. I actually had the sad misfortune of watching one of my close friends murdered. And I knew at least 4 other friends that were murdered. but only suffered through the experience of having to witness one. In Detroit it's just a consequence of extreme poverty and urban decay, not related to a social cause like Libturdia Portland.

So running into Denise was quite a coincidence but only because I knew who she was (after all people encounter her everyday,  most just don't give a fuck that she was a bodybuilder 30 years ago) but overall it ranks fairly low on my personal list of 'shocking' experiences.

I get that running into a bag lady may be the extreme limit of your life's experiences as to be so shocking that it is unbelievable.  But you'd be surprised what happens when you leave the house.

The context and tenor of this saga with Denise as well as people who are familiar with other shit I've posted, would indicate to that it's not only plausible but true.

For the record I'm not responding to you because I care what you think. I'm responding to you only to point out how much you sound like a fucking simp.  I mean....you struggling to believe this? Why? Because it's sooooo unfathomable? LOL, get out of your parents basement.