I actually have a lot more coverage than him. I don't even have a bald spot I have thin blond hair on the crown. It looks skin color in pics and I shaved it but it is actually just blond. I still have full coverage I have a lot more in the front than him.
You are bald, riddled with injuries, weird body parts, and ugly, deal with it.
Most likely won’t make it to 50 either
Hope this helps