Whose man enough to explore this with me?

[Tapeworm]

I'm not going anywhere with this 2-d nibiru clockwork darkelf.

Yall gonna get your organs harvested.

[Phantom Spunker]

I'm not going anywhere with this 2-d nibiru clockwork darkelf.

Yall gonna get your organs harvested.

C'mon, Tapeworm, you can't speak about Wiggs like that anymore. This isn't the 1960s. We want you on the team.

Edit: just realised you actually were speaking about Wiggs and not the alien, lol.

[AbrahamG]

Right, Wiggs, we have enough for a team. Let's fucking get this done. Hankins and Rob, you're forming the takedown team. Rob is over 6ft so Brian can easily hide behind him and jump out to shoot for a double-leg when we are close.

Obviously, Hankins is going to eat about 20 punches to the face from this thing while he's lunging like an Egyptian mummy, but that's fine—he's taking one for the team so I can flank this fucker with a no-hands cartwheel then put its lights out with a corkscrew uppercut.

From here, Gym Rat is in charge of waterboarding it with a steady stream of frothy, dark-brown piss while interrogating it baselessly about possible support for Biden. Rob, word on the street is you're packing an 8-inch dick, so I'm going to need you to jump in here and fuck his ass—the alien's, not Brian's (sorry). It's important that we really exacerbate the shock of capture, so I'm counting on Taffin to rush in at this point and really hit him with an eyeful of cum.

Wiggs, I'm relying on your medical skills now. We need you to administer sedatives so we can get this thing out of the cave before it wakes up and kills us all. No point in using the rectal route as Rob's already left it looking like a wind tunnel. Hook up an IV of diazepam while we get the stretcher ready. Once we are all out of the cave and back in daylight, we can start figuring out how the fuck we are going to explain what we just did to a Vietnamese rice farmer with an unfortunate skin condition.

Some of your finest work PS.

[Phantom Spunker]

Some of your finest work PS.

🙏 It's not a team without you, Abe. We need you. Oak is sorting out our vaccinations before we deploy, so I'm booking you in too. We need you to measure this alien's cock because if it's bigger than mine, we are killing it and burning the body.

[Skeletor]

Right, Wiggs, we have enough for a team. Let's fucking get this done. Hankins and Rob, you're forming the takedown team. Rob is over 6ft so Brian can easily hide behind him and jump out to shoot for a double-leg when we are close.

Obviously, Hankins is going to eat about 20 punches to the face from this thing while he's lunging like an Egyptian mummy, but that's fine—he's taking one for the team so I can flank this fucker with a no-hands cartwheel then put its lights out with a corkscrew uppercut.

From here, Gym Rat is in charge of waterboarding it with a steady stream of frothy, dark-brown piss while interrogating it baselessly about possible support for Biden. Rob, word on the street is you're packing an 8-inch dick, so I'm going to need you to jump in here and fuck his ass—the alien's, not Brian's (sorry). It's important that we really exacerbate the shock of capture, so I'm counting on Taffin to rush in at this point and really hit him with an eyeful of cum.

Wiggs, I'm relying on your medical skills now. We need you to administer sedatives so we can get this thing out of the cave before it wakes up and kills us all. No point in using the rectal route as Rob's already left it looking like a wind tunnel. Hook up an IV of diazepam while we get the stretcher ready. Once we are all out of the cave and back in daylight, we can start figuring out how the fuck we are going to explain what we just did to a Vietnamese rice farmer with an unfortunate skin condition.

Hahaha! Excellent!

[AbrahamG]

🙏 It's not a team without you, Abe. We need you. Oak is sorting out our vaccinations before we deploy, so I'm booking you in too. We need you to measure this alien's cock because if it's bigger than mine, we are killing it and burning the body.

My passport is up to date and bag is packed.  Just waiting for the word.

[robcguns]

Right, Wiggs, we have enough for a team. Let's fucking get this done. Hankins and Rob, you're forming the takedown team. Rob is over 6ft so Brian can easily hide behind him and jump out to shoot for a double-leg when we are close.

Obviously, Hankins is going to eat about 20 punches to the face from this thing while he's lunging like an Egyptian mummy, but that's fine—he's taking one for the team so I can flank this fucker with a no-hands cartwheel then put its lights out with a corkscrew uppercut.

From here, Gym Rat is in charge of waterboarding it with a steady stream of frothy, dark-brown piss while interrogating it baselessly about possible support for Biden. Rob, word on the street is you're packing an 8-inch dick, so I'm going to need you to jump in here and fuck his ass—the alien's, not Brian's (sorry). It's important that we really exacerbate the shock of capture, so I'm counting on Taffin to rush in at this point and really hit him with an eyeful of cum.

Wiggs, I'm relying on your medical skills now. We need you to administer sedatives so we can get this thing out of the cave before it wakes up and kills us all. No point in using the rectal route as Rob's already left it looking like a wind tunnel. Hook up an IV of diazepam while we get the stretcher ready. Once we are all out of the cave and back in daylight, we can start figuring out how the fuck we are going to explain what we just did to a Vietnamese rice farmer with an unfortunate skin condition.

Hahahahaha that was the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

[robcguns]

🙏 It's not a team without you, Abe. We need you. Oak is sorting out our vaccinations before we deploy, so I'm booking you in too. We need you to measure this alien's cock because if it's bigger than mine, we are killing it and burning the body.

Hahaha you are on a roll sir. Lmao.

[Taffin]

Right, Wiggs, we have enough for a team. Let's fucking get this done. Hankins and Rob, you're forming the takedown team. Rob is over 6ft so Brian can easily hide behind him and jump out to shoot for a double-leg when we are close.

Obviously, Hankins is going to eat about 20 punches to the face from this thing while he's lunging like an Egyptian mummy, but that's fine—he's taking one for the team so I can flank this fucker with a no-hands cartwheel then put its lights out with a corkscrew uppercut.

From here, Gym Rat is in charge of waterboarding it with a steady stream of frothy, dark-brown piss while interrogating it baselessly about possible support for Biden. Rob, word on the street is you're packing an 8-inch dick, so I'm going to need you to jump in here and fuck his ass—the alien's, not Brian's (sorry). It's important that we really exacerbate the shock of capture, so I'm counting on Taffin to rush in at this point and really hit him with an eyeful of cum.

Wiggs, I'm relying on your medical skills now. We need you to administer sedatives so we can get this thing out of the cave before it wakes up and kills us all. No point in using the rectal route as Rob's already left it looking like a wind tunnel. Hook up an IV of diazepam while we get the stretcher ready. Once we are all out of the cave and back in daylight, we can start figuring out how the fuck we are going to explain what we just did to a Vietnamese rice farmer with an unfortunate skin condition.

 

Multiple Miggs Taffin!

[Taffin]

🙏 It's not a team without you, Abe. We need you. Oak is sorting out our vaccinations before we deploy, so I'm booking you in too. We need you to measure this alien's cock because if it's bigger than mine, we are killing it and burning the body.

Sarge - If Abe makes the call and Alf's gotta go, can't we keep teh c0ck..?  For... er.... research purposes (or something)?

[wes]

Initially,I didn`t watch the video......that cave is badass.

[robcguns]

I'm not going anywhere with this 2-d nibiru clockwork darkelf.

Yall gonna get your organs harvested.

Hahahaha.

[robcguns]

Right, Wiggs, we have enough for a team. Let's fucking get this done. Hankins and Rob, you're forming the takedown team. Rob is over 6ft so Brian can easily hide behind him and jump out to shoot for a double-leg when we are close.

Obviously, Hankins is going to eat about 20 punches to the face from this thing while he's lunging like an Egyptian mummy, but that's fine—he's taking one for the team so I can flank this fucker with a no-hands cartwheel then put its lights out with a corkscrew uppercut.

From here, Gym Rat is in charge of waterboarding it with a steady stream of frothy, dark-brown piss while interrogating it baselessly about possible support for Biden. Rob, word on the street is you're packing an 8-inch dick, so I'm going to need you to jump in here and fuck his ass—the alien's, not Brian's (sorry). It's important that we really exacerbate the shock of capture, so I'm counting on Taffin to rush in at this point and really hit him with an eyeful of cum.

Wiggs, I'm relying on your medical skills now. We need you to administer sedatives so we can get this thing out of the cave before it wakes up and kills us all. No point in using the rectal route as Rob's already left it looking like a wind tunnel. Hook up an IV of diazepam while we get the stretcher ready. Once we are all out of the cave and back in daylight, we can start figuring out how the fuck we are going to explain what we just did to a Vietnamese rice farmer with an unfortunate skin condition.

I can’t stop reading this and lmao. Truly a work of art.

[AbrahamG]

I can’t stop reading this and lmao. Truly a work of art.

I'm re-reading it now and I'm stoned.  It's fucking hilarious.

[robcguns]

I'm re-reading it now and I'm stoned.  It's fucking hilarious.

Hahaha, I just finished a 14 hour brutal day and just took an edible so I’m pretty psyched to read this in about an hour as well, hahaha.

[AbrahamG]

Hahaha, I just finished a 14 hour brutal day and just took an edible so I’m pretty psyched to read this in about an hour as well, hahaha.

It only gets better.   

[Bevo]

It’s like the expendables but getbiggers edition

[ElPolloSalmonello]

Count me in - if the wife lets me...

[TRIX]

light speed impossible
too far away to closest star
travelling thousands of years you would need oxygen, food, water, reproduction

even if they somehow got to a decent speed (parker space probe) it would still take 6500 years travelling at 430,000 miles per hour to reach alpha centuri, who is to say any life is there

6500 years of oxygen, food, water, (able to reproduce or die from old age)

somehow know where you are travelling, somehow to stop/slow down your spaceship

deal with tiny rocks/asteroids, gas clouds

yeah nah

[Phantom Spunker]

Sarge - If Abe makes the call and Alf's gotta go, can't we keep teh c0ck..?  For... er.... research purposes (or something)?

'Alf' LOL. I'll think about it. Anything over 4 inches and I'll probably be too furious to continue living. You'll need to grab my rank slides off me and take over.

I can’t stop reading this and lmao. Truly a work of art.

Haha, glad you enjoyed it, gents. Wait until Getbig's next space mission for a true adventure.

[Kwon]

Count me in!

I'll bring ElPolloSalmonellos Wife

[Skeletor]

It’s like the expendables but getbiggers edition

I'll join too. No idea what Kwon looks like (his name only conjures jiggly big asses) so he can stand-in as Sly.

[ElPolloSalmonello]

light speed impossible
too far away to closest star
travelling thousands of years you would need oxygen, food, water, reproduction

even if they somehow got to a decent speed (parker space probe) it would still take 6500 years travelling at 430,000 miles per hour to reach alpha centuri, who is to say any life is there

6500 years of oxygen, food, water, (able to reproduce or die from old age)

somehow know where you are travelling, somehow to stop/slow down your spaceship

deal with tiny rocks/asteroids, gas clouds

yeah nah

6500 years is a doddle

LOL. Years ago there was this scumbag in the newspapers he set a school on fire and the fire brigade found him jacking off in the bushes watching the flames. Proper weirdo. They lifed him off.

He'd be an excellent addition to the team. Got contact details?

Count me in!

I'll bring ElPolloSalmonellos Wife

Fuck - she's benched me. You sent dick pics, didn't you?...

[robcguns]

I'll join too. No idea what Kwon looks like (his name only conjures jiggly big asses) so he can stand-in as Sly.

Hahaha, that’s great.

[Kwon]

I'll join too. No idea what Kwon looks like (his name only conjures jiggly big asses) so he can stand-in as Sly.

Love it Skeletor! Great craftmanship right there!

You can use Mer-Mans face for me , was my favorite in the Heman cartoons

I am almost as handsome as Mer-Man these days in my advanced age

But yes, i'd rather be in the frontlines than sniping from afar