Author Topic: Expend4bles (Read 29558 times)

Gym Rat · « **on:** October 13, 2023, 02:59:45 PM »

One of the dumbest movies Ive ever seen (just watched it). Wasn't even worth the price (free).
30 mins of explosions, 30 mins of Statham killing 800 men with guns, with his knife, 30 mins of horrid one-liners, 10 mins Of Megan Fox.
(Ok she was sort of worth the price). Hanging Teets....

The Scott · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2023, 03:39:24 PM »

Quote from: Gym Rat on October 13, 2023, 02:59:45 PM

One of the dumbest movies Ive ever seen (just watched it). Wasn't even worth the price (free).
30 mins of explosions, 30 mins of Statham killing 800 men with guns, with his knife, 30 mins of horrid one-liners, 10 mins Of Megan Fox.
(Ok she was sort of worth the price). Hanging Teets....

Arnold "Screw Your Freedoms" Schwarzenpoofter in..."The Dependsables 5 - Scheisse Just Got Real...Smelly".

loco · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2023, 11:50:39 PM »

ExpendTheBalls

Matt · « **Reply #3 on:** October 14, 2023, 12:07:34 AM »

Quote from: Gym Rat on October 13, 2023, 02:59:45 PM

One of the dumbest movies Ive ever seen (just watched it). Wasn't even worth the price (free).
30 mins of explosions, 30 mins of Statham killing 800 men with guns, with his knife, 30 mins of horrid one-liners, 10 mins Of Megan Fox.
(Ok she was sort of worth the price). Hanging Teets....

Megan and Machine Gun Kelly are in couples therapy right now. They should probably just break up. I remember her being very good looking, but in recent pictures, she looked like she had plastic surgery.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2023, 12:09:50 AM »

Quote from: Matt on October 14, 2023, 12:07:34 AM

Megan and Machine Gun Kelly are in couples therapy right now. They should probably just break up. I remember her being very good looking, but in recent pictures, she looked like she had plastic surgery.

Only a matter of time.

wes · « **Reply #5 on:** October 14, 2023, 01:18:55 AM »

I hated the entire franchise.

I could never completely make it through any of them.

Kwon · « **Reply #6 on:** October 14, 2023, 01:36:29 AM »

Quote from: Rush2049 on October 13, 2023, 11:52:25 PM

lol you are the retard who even goes to movies like this and expect reality

fuckin idiots , watching children movies while being grown up

Megan and Machine Gun Kelly are in couples therapy right now. They should probably just break up. I remember her being very good looking, but in recent pictures, she looked like she had plastic surgery.

Gym Rat · « **Reply #7 on:** October 14, 2023, 02:22:03 AM »

Quote from: Rush2049 on October 13, 2023, 11:52:25 PM

lol you are the retard who even goes to movies like this and expect reality

fuckin idiots , watching children movies while being grown up

No retard, I watched it at home for free... And no one expects reality... (Except your Dad who is now in reality, a woman with a smelly gunt)...

Megalodon · « **Reply #8 on:** October 14, 2023, 03:12:47 AM »

Loud garbage. The entire franchise was haphazardly slopped together by mercenary filmmakers notorious for eschewing well-structured plots in favor of decibel levels.

Rambone · « **Reply #9 on:** October 14, 2023, 04:33:20 AM »

Brut4l if true….

IroNat · « **Reply #10 on:** October 14, 2023, 05:28:52 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on October 14, 2023, 01:36:29 AM

Megan and Machine Gun Kelly are in couples therapy right now. They should probably just break up. I remember her being very good looking, but in recent pictures, she looked like she had plastic surgery.

Kwon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IroNat · « **Reply #11 on:** October 14, 2023, 05:29:53 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on October 14, 2023, 04:33:20 AM

Brut4l if true….

Can't be true.
Those numbers would never justify making sequels.

GymnJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** October 14, 2023, 06:27:22 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on October 14, 2023, 01:36:29 AM

Megan and Machine Gun Kelly are in couples therapy right now. They should probably just break up. I remember her being very good looking, but in recent pictures, she looked like she had plastic surgery.

My man Gregg had that for a while too

deadz · « **Reply #13 on:** October 14, 2023, 06:45:21 AM »

Quote from: wes on October 14, 2023, 01:18:55 AM

I hated the entire franchise.

I could never completely make it through any of them.

x2

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #14 on:** October 14, 2023, 08:14:48 AM »

Stallone s worst franchise and I am a huge fan of his pure shit actually

Kwon · « **Reply #15 on:** October 14, 2023, 09:14:00 AM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on October 14, 2023, 08:14:48 AM

Stallone s worst franchise and I am a huge fan of his pure shit actually

He did make some money on Dependables 1 though`?

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #16 on:** October 14, 2023, 09:30:05 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on October 14, 2023, 09:14:00 AM

He did make some money on Dependables 1 though`?

.

1 and 2 made a profit

Bringing that whore Ronda rousey in And making the third movie pg-13 killed the franchise

Megalodon · « **Reply #17 on:** October 14, 2023, 09:32:00 AM »

I'm not saying the cast was elderly but they wore Depends4 the duration of the filming.

For Stallone in particular it was more of a time management/efficiency/convenience thing.

hipolito mejia · « **Reply #18 on:** October 14, 2023, 10:30:43 AM »

Quote from: Gym Rat on October 13, 2023, 02:59:45 PM

One of the dumbest movies Ive ever seen (just watched it). Wasn't even worth the price (free).
30 mins of explosions, 30 mins of Statham killing 800 men with guns, with his knife, 30 mins of horrid one-liners, 10 mins Of Megan Fox.
(Ok she was sort of worth the price). Hanging Teets....

This movie has taken the phrase “ More of the same “ to a new level.

Gym Rat · « **Reply #19 on:** October 14, 2023, 01:06:38 PM »

Quote from: Megalodon on October 14, 2023, 09:32:00 AM

I'm not saying the cast was elderly but they wore Depends4 the duration of the filming.

For Stallone in particular it was more of a time management/efficiency/convenience thing.

Spoiler alert... Sly was hardly in it, just the very beginning, and very end...
He did throw Eddie Hall over a bar though, (knocking him cold) totally believable.. LOL

Skeletor · « **Reply #20 on:** October 14, 2023, 01:12:10 PM »

Quote from: Gym Rat on October 14, 2023, 01:06:38 PM

Spoiler alert... Sly was hardly in it, just the very beginning, and very end...
He did throw Eddie Hall over a bar though, (knocking him cold) totally believable.. LOL

Damn brah, your spoiler ruined the movie for me, now I can't even watch it!

Megalodon · « **Reply #21 on:** October 14, 2023, 01:37:15 PM »

Are the Expend4bles universally hated? If so, Sly?

Kwon · « **Reply #22 on:** October 14, 2023, 02:05:35 PM »

Gym Rat · « **Reply #23 on:** October 16, 2023, 01:25:24 AM »

Quote from: Megalodon on October 14, 2023, 01:37:15 PM

Are the Expend4bles universally hated? If so, Sly?

Gabriela's cheeks are loved universally!!

Dalnet · « **Reply #24 on:** October 16, 2023, 05:24:48 AM »

Quote from: Megalodon on October 14, 2023, 03:12:47 AM

Loud garbage. The entire franchise was haphazardly slopped together by mercenary filmmakers notorious for eschewing well-structured plots in favor of decibel levels.

X2. I haven't watched any of them. Same with that Vin Diesel car franchise.