Put your phone away and get some fucking work done
I'm praying my company goes under, I'm only still there because they keep giving me pay bumps.
Only job I've worked where I feel guilty when I work hard.
EDIT:
24 Year Old Teacher Busted Seducing 16 Year Old
16 Year Old Busted Seducing 24 Year Old Teacher
16 Year Old Busting Nut on 24 Year Old Teacher