Doesn't Scott wear a Kilt, not a Skirt?
Kilt or Lavalava but not for decades now.
Well said
Brother Scott
Thanks, brother!
I thought Scott wasn’t a scot. I get the vibe he’s an American
Yup. American.

My family DNA is primarily German (Jewish side too) with a bit of Scottish/Irish in there but as my Great Grandparents said, we came to America to be Americans. I knew some guys that did Highland Games stuff and they gave me a kilt and I was also friends with some Samoans that used to beat the crap out of me in high school in Hawaii. They gave me some Lavalavas after they decided I was okay for a Haole. When I was a bouncer one Samoan guy that was built like a tank would sit on the pinball machines to see if any bouncer would tell him to get off it. I walked over, scooped him up like a child and carried to the pool room and set him down. He laughed so hard at my temerity that there was zero animosity between us. A great guy, believe me.
I thought for certain I would get knocked across the room by him and maybe I could shove a table back across that room and pin him against a wall but again, no need. He was like most of us, just a great sense of humor. My wimpiest brother worked there too and one night I went home sick (I tried chewing tobacco) and a large fight started in the pool area and my brother ran into it high as a kite. Friends told me he jumped onto a table and then leapt over a crowd surrounding two guys fighting and immediately went up to the huge Samoan guy that was in that fight and nailed him right upside his head.
The guy just laughed and suddenly the fight was over and week or so later he asked my brother to a beach party. I told him unless I went with him he should not go as he would just get so drunk he would insult someone else that was drunk and probably get his ass kicked badly. He didn't go.