We all know this guy...

[Gym Rat]

Normally its about their old "300 lb bench press"... 

[robcguns]

So funny how everyone has a brother,friend,cousin whatever that is bigger and stronger than whatever you are. When I was younger and juiced and benching 500 everytime I hit a bar which was multiple times a week everyone knew a guy bigger yet when I was out I never saw anyone bigger maybe on a rare occasion. Then I remember being at a bar and weighing 275 very vascular on tren and I was really big and this guy says he’s got a friend who is much bigger than me and he was coming to the bar soon. Well he gets there and is about 6’5 220 and I’m 6’2 275 my arms are easy 22.5 and chest 56 and this guys arms are prob 16 and chest maybe 46 and I’m standing there going this is the guy bigger and stronger than me? In the mirror I looked about 4 times his size. Just comical what people make up in their head. Why not just shut the fuck up?

[joswift]

When I used to go out clubbing there was always a skinny pill head who always used to say "I used to look like you but bigger and in better condition"

[falco]

I Always kill that kind of small talk with: "that's great! When did you competed? I took 3rd place back in 2009, at the Nationals". They always change the subject after that.

[Gym Rat]

Tons of people are bigger than me, but the ones that ask me about lifting, usually bring up the '300 lb. bench' nonsense to me.
Ive heard it tons of times and its always 300... 

Its not as nonsensical as what Shawn Perine claimed, but still nonsense...

(Perine claimed that at age 14 and weighing 120 lbs, he benched 405).. Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 

[Sandrock]

(Perine claimed that at age 14 and weighing 120 lbs, he benched 405).. Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 

Jesus Christ that level of bullshit is even beyond hanky(well maybe not the 15000 fights thing)!

So when Perine finished puberty he must've been benching 660 naturally, right? hahaha

[Darren Avey]

Slightly different situation.
My friend won the super heavyweight uk golden gloves equivalent and was in the local paper.
The following few weeks he must have had 20 guy s try start a fight with him

[Irongrip400]

I was at the beach with some neighborhood buddies probably 5-6 years ago and this one dude is “big” but fat and sloppy. Probably 6’2 315 and I’m 6’4 and 245 and he’s like “yeah when I was training and working at Golds back in the day I was huge, I’d have put you to shame”. I said “you’re still huge, and looking at you there’s no way you ever put me to shame”. We all got a good laugh. Never understood this.

 One day I’ll be the old guy, the real old guy, claiming how I was strong when I was young. Fuck Father Time.

[SGT BARNES]

This is all exactly truth. I hear this shit every time im around new people, ...i know a guy your size but he can dunk, or won the mr smalltown contest or some other shit...

I started saying right to their face, "thats great, but you will never be bigger than me"

Then every time they get butthurt and stinkeye me accross the room to which i smile.

[Gym Rat]

Jesus Christ that level of bullshit is even beyond hanky(well maybe not the 15000 fights thing)!

So when Perine finished puberty he must've been benching 660 naturally, right? hahaha

And the Tards kissing his ass saying "Amazing" (IronAge Forum) were even more embarrassing...

[Dalnet]

Slightly different situation.
My friend won the super heavyweight uk golden gloves equivalent and was in the local paper.
The following few weeks he must have had 20 guy s try start a fight with him

LOL. Typical wanker mentality.

[pamith]

Bro...

[mops]

There's also the guy who randomly challenges you to an arm wrestle when you're at a bar.

[IroNat]

The Good 'Ol Daze.