I refuse to do self checkouts, for these prices you fucking check me the fuck out and bag. Everytime I go to the grocery store which is once every two weeks so I fill up two carts and the baggers see me coming and take off so then I stand there and yell at the cashier to get a fucking bagger cause I ain’t doing shit. This is not cause I’m to good to bag groceries but for the prices of these groceries and the fact the bagger has a job bagging you best come bag my fucking groceries. So FUCK SELF CHECKOUT AND GET RID OF IT AND PAY MORE PEOPLE TO CHECK PEOPLE OUT.
*Cries in English*
I've never had a bagger service.

Edit: updated for Will Smith related: Bagger Vance