I have an aunt exactly like this
I had a chick I used to fuck like that.
ME: "Hey Pat what`s up hun,how`s it going"?
Pat: "Oh my gawd,my son Bobby is in trouble in school and with the police again and I don`t know what to do".
ME (Thinking to change the subject): "How`s your grandmother doing these days Pat"?
Pat: "My grandmothers in intensive care I feel like killing myself......there`s nothing I can do to help her,and we have no money,my car also died,and my sister is deathly ill".
JESUS CHRIST, I AVOIDED HER LIKE THE PLAGUE AFTER A FEW SCENARIOS LIKE THAT ONE!!
