Basically he is willing to risk his health to be a "swole" mall cop.
What you wrote is a fair statement.
That said, I rest easy when Mike is on duty. This (below) wouldn't happen in Mike's mall in Florida. If these animals start to misbehave during his shift, they'll get the business end of a roundhouse kick (blood and all). Mike's the proverbial bouncer at the animal kingdom
Mike's mall is one of the few malls in the nation where I would gladly take a nap at as I sit face forward on one of those chairs with the face hole, while getting a massage from those chubby Chinese guys.

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