Mike,
One of the perks of going in for these surgeries is that hospitals typically allow you to walk around the hallways in just socks (no robes, let alone underwear, just socks). But not just any socks Michael, instead they give you these non-slip socks which are great to walk in or possibly race down the hallway of a high school with granite floors.


Ask them for a few extras for home use. Walk around the house with them. Use them to snot slip while going up stairs. Hell, while sporting an erection, house your penis in one of them. Either way, get your hands on a few of them and you won't regret it.
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