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Requirements for being a real getbigger
« on: December 09, 2023, 05:21:00 AM »
(1) Five-figure timepiece
(2) avesher has phoned your relatives, gym, or place of work
(3) Don't take kindly to disrespect
(4) Recognize that girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally

Others?

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2023, 05:23:11 AM »
You had a month long back and forth with Pellius

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2023, 05:27:50 AM »
Offer to “come to celle” to fight Donny

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2023, 05:36:12 AM »
Have at least 4-5 battles with ESF
Be harassed incessantly by Jack The Cum Sipper
Have an initial war with Josh early on, then become his friend years later  :D
Have a genuine hate for Howards fart jokes
Include at least one NO HOMO in a post each day
Puke at least once weekly due to Kwons disgusting cottage cheese ass pics
Spit your drink on your screen at least once daily from laughing
"Look Into It" at least once a day
Hit Rob C`s bushes whenever possible
Try daily to decode G-Thangs posts of gibberish

no homo  ;D

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2023, 05:54:42 AM »
You believe its only gay if the balls touch.

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2023, 05:55:56 AM »
Strong feelings on the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2023, 06:35:03 AM »
Have business interests in Dubai, India
Diet based on a calorie is just a calorie
Wife and girlfriends are all supermodels

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2023, 08:12:59 AM »
1. Movie star good looks
2. You're one of the bigger guys here
3. Only dime piece Tranny's
4. Snapped a pitbulls neck
5. Raw, no condom, no pulling out

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2023, 08:14:08 AM »
1. Movie star good looks
2. You're one of the bigger guys here
3. Only dime piece Tranny's
4. Snapped an pitbulls neck Alsatians spine
5. Raw, no condom, no pulling out

fixed

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2023, 08:20:11 AM »
(1) Five-figure timepiece
(2) avesher has phoned your relatives, gym, or place of work
(3) Don't take kindly to disrespect
(4) Recognize that girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally

Others?

 :D :D :D

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2023, 08:24:26 AM »
Have at least 4-5 battles with ESF
Be harassed incessantly by Jack The Cum Sipper
Have an initial war with Josh early on, then become his friend years later  :D
Have a genuine hate for Howards fart jokes
Include at least one NO HOMO in a post each day
Puke at least once weekly due to Kwons disgusting cottage cheese ass pics
Spit your drink on your screen at least once daily from laughing
Look Into It at least once a day
Hit Rob C`s bushes whenever possible
Try daily to decode G-Thangs posts of gibberish

no homo  ;D

I enjoy those and don't take kindly to disrespect.

#NO HOMO ;D


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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2023, 08:25:57 AM »
Have at least 4-5 battles with ESF
Be harassed incessantly by Jack The Cum Sipper
Have an initial war with Josh early on, then become his friend years later  :D
Have a genuine hate for Howards fart jokes
Include at least one NO HOMO in a post each day
Puke at least once weekly due to Kwons disgusting cottage cheese ass pics
Spit your drink on your screen at least once daily from laughing
Look Into It at least once a day
Hit Rob C`s bushes whenever possible
Try daily to decode G-Thangs posts of gibberish

no homo  ;D

haha these are gold

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2023, 08:32:06 AM »
Being Big and being Ro.

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2023, 08:43:07 AM »
- beat up 10 cops at one time in vegas
-drive a 17 year old bmw
-fake your own death
-wear a battleship grey thong
- run 10.62 in 100 meter dash

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2023, 09:19:00 AM »
Income/wealth in 1%
Own a yacht with a helicopter and mini-sub
Private jet
Only date 11s
19 inch arms
Sub 5% bodyfat


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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2023, 09:21:35 AM »
Having a maid

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2023, 10:06:32 AM »
I enjoy those and don't take kindly to disrespect.

#NO HOMO ;D


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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2023, 10:07:34 AM »

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2023, 10:24:58 AM »
You know the real test of a strongman is traveling to upstate NY and moving the "Kegdrainer Stone".

You, yourself would never suck a cock, but you know they may taste like a "salty banana".

You know that "Option D" or "Code of Duello" is the only true way to settle a dispute.

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2023, 10:32:23 AM »
Bro...

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2023, 10:33:42 AM »
You know the real test of a strongman is traveling to upstate NY and moving the "Kegdrainer Stone".

You, yourself would never suck a cock, but you know they may taste like a "salty banana".

You know that "Option D" or "Code of Duello" is the only true way to settle a dispute.
Good stuff!  :D

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2023, 10:55:35 AM »
Have at least 4-5 battles with ESF
Be harassed incessantly by Jack The Cum Sipper
Have an initial war with Josh early on, then become his friend years later  :D
Have a genuine hate for Howards fart jokes
Include at least one NO HOMO in a post each day
Puke at least once weekly due to Kwons disgusting cottage cheese ass pics
Spit your drink on your screen at least once daily from laughing
"Look Into It" at least once a day
Hit Rob C`s bushes whenever possible
Try daily to decode G-Thangs posts of gibberish

no homo  ;D

you've signed a waiver or two

if you fart in church you have to sit in your own pew

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2023, 10:58:48 AM »
Unless you wear your partner's thong and post it on social media with the caption: "who wore it better", you ain't shit.

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2023, 11:08:59 AM »
Unless you wear your partner's thong and post it on social media with the caption: "who wore it better", you ain't shit.

those who pose with bunnies or in a bunny suit may be given a membership card as well

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Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2023, 11:09:53 AM »
you've signed a waiver or two

if you fart in church you have to sit in your own pew

EWWWW  ;D

Unless you wear your partner's thong and post it on social media with the caption: "who wore it better", you ain't shit.
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