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ElPolloSalmonello

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WYTI?
« on: December 10, 2023, 03:00:13 AM »
So there's this teenage giraffe at the shopping mall today. First thing I wanted to know - is it real or fake?

So I gave it a good touching. Then I noticed the don't touch sign. Then I gave it another squeeze for good measure.

The way I see it - if you don't want your fake-ass giraffe touched up - don't sit it in a shopping mall.

So - Would You Touch It?
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joswift

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Re: WYTI?
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2023, 04:02:56 AM »
I would take a photo of its vagina and twang its bra strap
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ElPolloSalmonello

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Re: WYTI?
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2023, 04:04:18 AM »
Quote from: joswift on December 10, 2023, 04:02:56 AM
I would take a photo of its vagina and twang its bra strap

Twang? Is that the scientific term for a giraffe's penis?
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Re: WYTI?
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2023, 06:00:58 AM »
You better hope the giraffe’s father doesn’t give you a stern talking to
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Re: WYTI?
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2023, 06:02:10 AM »
I'd cup the balls
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Re: WYTI?
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2023, 06:55:25 PM »
Well, that'll teach me for starting a thread on GetBig.

There's a giraffe in a shopping mall and the main concern seems to be whether it was an anatomically correct Giraffe with a glorious set of dick and balls.

Surprisingly, there was no schlong-set on said giraffe. If there was, I'd have touched that first.
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Re: WYTI?
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2023, 08:23:40 PM »
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