If nothing was resolved,I`d hire a few 16 year old kids in masks to kick the shit out of him.
That's epic!
WHAT COLOR IS THE CHILD???
Did your meeting with the young man’s parents and your tribal chiefs go well? Was a reasonable payment of 100 chickens and the virginity of his eldest daughter work to pay of his transgressions debt? Isn’t that how third world issues are solved?
Reading this just gave me a semi.
Reading that you had a semi,just gave me a Parsh! (BLATANT HOMO)
Hahaha.
Mom came, was contrite.She must've come from work as she was in office clothes. Nice pencil skirt. Caught a glimse of white when she crossed her legs - so - result!
Sounds like you both left satisfied then.