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Houdini Was Jacked
« on: December 10, 2023, 10:43:13 AM »
I had no idea,. look at the quads

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2023, 10:48:15 AM »
Jack LaLannes Amazing Feats


Jack was known not only for his TV show, but for amazing the world with feats of great physical prowess.

Jack's incredible feats as reported on Jack LaLanne's web site:

1954 (age 40): swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, underwater, with 140 pounds (64 kg; 10 st) of equipment, including two air tanks. A world record.



1955 (age 41): swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco while handcuffed. When interviewed afterwards he was quoted as saying that the worst thing about the ordeal was being handcuffed, which reduced his chance to Star Jump significantly.



1956 (age 42): set a world record of 1,033 push-ups in 23 minutes on You Asked For It, a television program with Art Baker.



1957 (age 43): swam the Golden Gate channel while towing a 2,500-pound (1,100 kg; 180 st) cabin cruiser. The swift ocean currents turned this one-mile (1.6 km) swim into a swimming distance of 6.5 miles (10.5 km).



1958 (age 44): maneuvered a paddleboard nonstop from Farallon Islands to the San Francisco shore. The 30-mile (48 km) trip took 9.5 hours.



1959 (age 45): did 1,000 star jumps and 1,000 chin-ups in 1 hour, 22 minutes and The Jack LaLanne Show went nationwide.



1974 (age 60): For the second time, he swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf. Again, he was handcuffed, but this time he was also shackled and towed a 1,000-pound (450 kg; 71 st) boat.



1975 (age 61): Repeating his performance of 21 years earlier, he again swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge, underwater and handcuffed, but this time he was shackled and towed a 1,000-pound (450 kg; 71 st) boat.



1976 (age 62): To commemorate the "Spirit of '76", United States Bicentennial, he swam one mile (1.6 km) in Long Beach Harbor. He was handcuffed and shackled, and he towed 13 boats (representing the 13 original colonies) containing 76 people.



1979 (age 65): towed 65 boats in Lake Ashinoko, near Tokyo, Japan. He was handcuffed and shackled, and the boats were filled with 6,500 pounds (2,900 kg; 460 st) of Louisiana Pacific wood pulp.



1980 (age 66): towed 10 boats in North Miami, Florida. The boats carried 77 people, and he towed them for over one mile (1.6 km) in less than one hour.



1984 (age 70): Handcuffed, shackled and fighting strong winds and currents, towed 70 boats with 70 people from the Queen's Way Bridge in the Long Beach Harbor to the Queen Mary, 1 mile.

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2023, 10:52:35 AM »
Jack LaLannes Amazing Feats


Jack was known not only for his TV show, but for amazing the world with feats of great physical prowess.

Jack's incredible feats as reported on Jack LaLanne's web site:

1954 (age 40): swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, underwater, with 140 pounds (64 kg; 10 st) of equipment, including two air tanks. A world record.



1955 (age 41): swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco while handcuffed. When interviewed afterwards he was quoted as saying that the worst thing about the ordeal was being handcuffed, which reduced his chance to Star Jump significantly.



1956 (age 42): set a world record of 1,033 push-ups in 23 minutes on You Asked For It, a television program with Art Baker.



1957 (age 43): swam the Golden Gate channel while towing a 2,500-pound (1,100 kg; 180 st) cabin cruiser. The swift ocean currents turned this one-mile (1.6 km) swim into a swimming distance of 6.5 miles (10.5 km).



1958 (age 44): maneuvered a paddleboard nonstop from Farallon Islands to the San Francisco shore. The 30-mile (48 km) trip took 9.5 hours.



1959 (age 45): did 1,000 star jumps and 1,000 chin-ups in 1 hour, 22 minutes and The Jack LaLanne Show went nationwide.



1974 (age 60): For the second time, he swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf. Again, he was handcuffed, but this time he was also shackled and towed a 1,000-pound (450 kg; 71 st) boat.



1975 (age 61): Repeating his performance of 21 years earlier, he again swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge, underwater and handcuffed, but this time he was shackled and towed a 1,000-pound (450 kg; 71 st) boat.



1976 (age 62): To commemorate the "Spirit of '76", United States Bicentennial, he swam one mile (1.6 km) in Long Beach Harbor. He was handcuffed and shackled, and he towed 13 boats (representing the 13 original colonies) containing 76 people.



1979 (age 65): towed 65 boats in Lake Ashinoko, near Tokyo, Japan. He was handcuffed and shackled, and the boats were filled with 6,500 pounds (2,900 kg; 460 st) of Louisiana Pacific wood pulp.



1980 (age 66): towed 10 boats in North Miami, Florida. The boats carried 77 people, and he towed them for over one mile (1.6 km) in less than one hour.



1984 (age 70): Handcuffed, shackled and fighting strong winds and currents, towed 70 boats with 70 people from the Queen's Way Bridge in the Long Beach Harbor to the Queen Mary, 1 mile.

did I mention Jack Lalanne anywhere? Did I? Wanna fight? My dad was Roads Scholar (on the hiway a lot)  :P :P

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2023, 10:53:12 AM »
thats not Mark Dugdale

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2023, 10:56:24 AM »
did I mention Jack Lalanne anywhere? Did I? Wanna fight? My dad was Roads Scholar (on the hiway a lot)  :P :P
LOL  ;D

Whodini was Jacked......BUT ...he was no JACK.................... ...

.................... LALANNE.  :D

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2023, 10:57:28 AM »
thats not Mark Dugdale
Hung like a field mouse! ;D

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2023, 10:57:52 AM »
I had no idea,. look at the quads


Houdini was pushed.

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2023, 10:57:57 AM »
damn,  great quads.

odd that he died from a punch to the stomach.

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2023, 11:01:34 AM »
Maybe it was cold that day?

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2023, 11:03:16 AM »
damn,  great quads.

odd that he died from a punch to the stomach.
Not when one such as I was the man who punched him......mere mortal.

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2023, 11:03:43 AM »
Maybe it was cold that day?

Hes not been in the water yet

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2023, 11:04:17 AM »
Maybe it was cold that day?
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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2023, 02:11:27 PM »
All those escapologists are pretty jacked/lean/strong.

Same with mime artists and clowns who do a lot of physical comedy.

Basically it's best not to fuck with circus people.

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2023, 02:19:58 PM »
Not when one such as I was the man who punched him......mere mortal.

you cant even make fruit punch you midget  :D :D :D

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh its on

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2023, 02:22:49 PM »
Ppfffftttt - I know a guy that would fckn ragdoll that bitch!! 😆


Edit —- I meant a bitch that would ragdoll that guy

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2023, 02:24:26 PM »
damn,  great quads.

odd that he died from a punch to the stomach.

You’ve never been hit by a total badass like Blanky

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2023, 02:25:53 PM »
Hung like a field mouse! ;D

GROWER NOT A SHOWER GODDAMMIT

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2023, 02:29:09 PM »
All those escapologists are pretty jacked/lean/strong.

Same with mime artists and clowns who do a lot of physical comedy.

Basically it's best not to fuck with circus people.


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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2023, 02:31:02 PM »
Ppfffftttt - I know a guy that would fckn ragdoll that bitch!! 😆


Edit —- I meant a bitch that would ragdoll that guy
:D :D

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2023, 03:07:11 PM »
I had no idea,. look at the quads

Once they colorize the old pics- they don't seem so old anymore


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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2023, 03:14:13 PM »
you cant even make fruit punch you midget  :D :D :D

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh its on
Oh yeah.....how would you like a Hawaiin Punch buddy ?  :D

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2023, 03:42:06 PM »
Mimes train with Super Slow Principles.

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2023, 04:15:23 PM »
Once they colorize the old pics- they don't seem so old anymore

Brian Wood Healy Hankins, time traveler..

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Re: Houdini Was Jacked
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2023, 05:46:06 PM »
Brian Wood Healy Hankins, time traveler..

hahaha - great find!