For a 'man' who has never touched a woman, you're very liberal throwing the word "cuckold" around. Seem obsessed with the word.
Well, well...If it isn't Getbig's own "Gayus Balonius Albiter".
Yes, I had best explain it to you. "Gaius Petronius Arbiter" was to many, the wit of Ancient Rome and in like, albeit diametrically opposed fashion, you along with bhanky are the (current) shit of this here Gaytrix.
"The Satyricon" is often thought to be a work of Gaius Petronius Arbiter and is a childhood favorite along with "Cyrano de Bergerac". My mother read them to me or more rightly, she read selections from them that she thought would help me to understand the world as she thought these selections important to a young child.
Doubtless you feel the same way about any of the works of world's top Jigaboo and Wigaboo Composers and the magnum dopus of the islime world, "the Queeron".