Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Granted that she used to model but not bad for being 82

[robcguns]

Face looks smooth and much younger in that pic but nothing to crazy over. Just make up and trick lighting I’m sure.

[IroNat]

doesn't look like her

[Marty Champions]

That’s incredible actually, mind you this woman cooks to her palate, the palate is a messenger to dna, her dna does well because of her good choices in getting to that kitchen . I bet 85 percent of women who ever lived never make it to 82 without a wheel chair

[chaos]

Granted that she used to model but not bad for being 82

You getting that jungle fever Vince?

[Irongrip400]

She looks like the girl from the last Mission Impossible movie. The British chick. Granted I’m watching from my cell phone so it may be distorted.

[Chidoman]

parsh 

And she cooks too!

[IroNat]

That’s incredible actually, mind you this woman cooks to her palate, the palate is a messenger to dna, her dna does well because of her good choices in getting to that kitchen . I bet 85 percent of women who ever lived never make it to 82 without a wheel chair

Bhanky also cooks to his palate.

[Sissysquats]

Selfie my ass. Make up artist, hair dresser and someone doing the pic

[The Scott]

In the same manner in which a baboon knows only to rut and never love, bhanky knows only what it is to eat  but never to dine.  A soulless simian.

[ThisisOverload]

She is using the skin taping trick to pull her face skin back.

A lot of ugly/old women do this to look younger.

Still looks like an old bag.

[BBSSchlemiel]

She is using the skin taping trick to pull her face skin back.

A lot of ugly/old women do this to look younger.

Still looks like an old bag.

Many men in the Anglosphere are sex starved. If she were to online date her inbox would be flooded with men of all ages.

[JustPlaneJane]

She looks like the girl from the last Mission Impossible movie. The British chick. Granted I’m watching from my cell phone so it may be distorted.

Rosamund Pike ?

She was in Jack Reacher and Gone Girl.

[Irongrip400]

Rosamund Pike ?

She was in Jack Reacher and Gone Girl.

Just looked her up. Vanessa Kirby.

[SouJerz]

Pretty good for $400 million dollar net worth.   “Remember you’re not ugly, you just don’t have enough money yet to be beautiful forever”

I’m more impressed with Cher or Julie Andrews Andrews is only worth 30 million.

[beakdoctor]

Many men in the Anglosphere are sex starved. If she were to online date her inbox would be flooded with men of all ages.

Oh hell yeah. I'd flood her in-box alright!

[SOMEPARTS]

82 .. pass.

[wes]

I`d splash a map of Hawaii all over her face.

[Rambone]

She looks ready to fuck here…

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

You getting that jungle fever Vince?

Ew

[The Scott]

I`d splash a map of Hawaii all over her face.

Brother Wes...LOLOLOLOLOLOL!  Now this is one of the funniest things I have ever read!  Beautifully phrased sir!  LOL!!!!

Aloha!

[Never1AShow]

In the same manner in which a baboon knows only to rut and never love, bhanky knows only what it is to eat  but never to dine.  A soulless simian.

Soulless simian. Fantastic. Weve all seen the long arms ape hands shots.

As to Martha, even at 82 and with all that money, she still wants to be sexually desirable if she can be.

[chaos]

I`d splash a map of Hawaii all over her face.

You'd be lucky to splash the Sahara across her face.

[The Scott]

You'd be lucky to splash the Sahara across her face.

Another great line!  Superb, sir!

Is it not odd that the arab word for deserts is  ṣaḥārāʾ?  Yup.  I have a friend that at last count speaks 7 languages but I have not spoken with here in a few years now.

[SouJerz]

Soulless simian. Fantastic. Weve all seen the long arms ape hands shots.

As to Martha, even at 82 and with all that money, she still wants to be sexually desirable if she can be.

“Beauty is a short-lived tyranny”