A sport where the top guy will use five different bicep exercises but can't do anything remotely athletic.
Funny, there was a program in the Soviet Union called "Ready for Labour and Defense", a Government fitness promotion program consisting of training and requirements to test the volunteer's physical skills in different age groups.
Successful participants were awarded different types of badges, depending on their performance.

Bodybuilding was formally banned in 1973 by bureaucrats from the State Committee for Sports and Physical Education of the U.S.S.R. Apparently, this type of physical activity was contrary to the moral & athletic values promoted by Soviet sport.
The pursuit of bigger muscles just for the sake of aesthetics was considered a form of narcissism, egoism, and a road to depravity. In others words, it was gay as fuck to them.
As a result, bodybuilding became an underground activity....