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Scenario is that you could be 20 again, but you must spend 8 hours a day with either 20 year old porn stars or wannabe rock stars.

The rock star wannabes are not famous there is no hand me down pussy.

They are your roommates so you cant avoid them would have to spend solid hours on the couch.

Porn star chicks are 20 year olds with daddy issues

They are both young and obnoxious which would you choose.

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2024, 07:18:00 AM »
Scenario is that you could be 20 again, but you must spend 8 hours a day with either 20 year old porn stars or wannabe rock stars.

The rock star wannabes are not famous there is no hand me down pussy.

They are your roommates so you cant avoid them would have to spend solid hours on the couch.

Porn star chicks are 20 year olds with daddy issues

They are both young and obnoxious which would you choose.

Obviously the porn chicks how is this a question?

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2024, 07:25:38 AM »
Is everyone in Getbig gay?

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2024, 07:35:10 AM »
Obviously the porn chicks how is this a question?

Hells yes.

Sounds great.

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2024, 07:39:10 AM »
Obviously the porn chicks how is this a question?

Hahahaha. This.

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2024, 07:46:27 AM »
Obviously the porn chicks how is this a question?

For once I am in total agreement with you.

Porn chicks for the obvious answer. Overall anyone involved in porn is seriously damaged, emotionally wrecked human garbage but still....

The other chpice being shitty musicians banging on drums all night, wasted all day. Listening to gibberish about what a guitar god so and so was or what a legend  so and so was. Acting like they're saving the world when the finally sober up enough to actually write music, always blowing money but still late on rent.




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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2024, 07:52:32 AM »
Wannabe Rockstars (who never made it) is shit

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2024, 07:53:34 AM »
Is everyone in Getbig gay?

You forgot "no homo". But then that would be a contradiction on Getbig, haha.

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2024, 08:31:28 AM »
Scenario is that you could be 20 again, but you must spend 8 hours a day with either 20 year old porn stars or wannabe rock stars.

The rock star wannabes are not famous there is no hand me down pussy.

They are your roommates so you cant avoid them would have to spend solid hours on the couch.

Porn star chicks are 20 year olds with daddy issues

They are both young and obnoxious which would you choose.

At 20 i was also obnoxious and horny, so i would prefer the porn chicks.

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2024, 10:18:04 AM »
At 20 i was also obnoxious and horny, so i would prefer the porn chicks.

The point is you'd be your current mental age you'd be you. You can only fuck for 2ish hours a day, the rest of the day you're watching the bacheorette and a shit.


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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2024, 10:48:05 AM »
I`m not playing....I`m taking my ball and my Tonka trucks and going home.........fuck this sandbox!  ;D

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2024, 11:56:05 AM »
The point is you'd be your current mental age you'd be you. You can only fuck for 2ish hours a day, the rest of the day you're watching the bacheorette and a shit.

WTF are you talking about I am watching whatever I want. And dear god that sounds better than being stuck with 20 fucking twinks you phaggot.

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2024, 12:11:19 PM »
Most getbiggers have a few questions.

1. Are the rock stars twinks or bears?
2. Are the rock stars bottom or tops?


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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2024, 12:26:09 PM »
Most getbiggers have a few questions.

1. Are the rock stars twinks or bears?
2. Are the rock stars bottom or tops?

Why you gotta make everything gay broseph?
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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2024, 12:33:10 PM »
If you had at least made it want to be female rockstars then there would be something to discuss

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2024, 05:13:09 AM »
Why you gotta make everything gay broseph?

It’s only gay if you want it to be.

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2024, 11:59:26 AM »
WTF are you talking about I am watching whatever I want. And dear god that sounds better than being stuck with 20 fucking twinks you phaggot.

The point is you'd have to spend 8 hours a day with them you have no choice.

That's why it's a question, if you ignore the constraints of the question it's not one.

The whole point is how annoying are porn stars when flacid?

 

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2024, 12:02:56 PM »
Maybe some of the rock stars are chicks?

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2024, 12:12:52 PM »
The point is you'd have to spend 8 hours a day with them you have no choice.

That's why it's a question, if you ignore the constraints of the question it's not one.

The whole point is how annoying are porn stars when flacid?

Are you daft no one is ignoring anything we all get it 20 young girls are going to be annoying you know what's more annoying 20 young dudes again like wtf how is this even a question???????? I would absolutely rather hang out with 20 porn star chicks than 20 want to be musician dudes 24/7 365 for the rest of eternity it is not even a question every other straight man in existence will give you the same answer. You have to be absolutely flaming to even think there would be some kind of debate. You have been outed and that is ok onemorerep is there for you hell half the board is there for you.

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2024, 12:24:49 PM »
WTF are you talking about I am watching whatever I want. And dear god that sounds better than being stuck with 20 fucking twinks you phaggot.

Those are not the rules. The show is the show.

And we will put your choice down as banging 20 year twinkle.

Thanks

Are you daft no one is ignoring anything we all get it 20 young girls are going to be annoying you know what's more annoying 20 young dudes again like wtf how is this even a question???????? I would absolutely rather hang out with 20 porn star chicks than 20 want to be musician dudes 24/7 365 for the rest of eternity it is not even a question every other straight man in existence will give you the same answer. You have to be absolutely flaming to even think there would be some kind of debate. You have been outed and that is ok onemorerep is there for you hell half the board is there for you.

All this false machismo. You have chosen the 20 twinks.

It’s over. You guys can do fun activities and be perpetually young, have towel fights and wrestle around. Stick with it decision.

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2024, 12:40:34 PM »
Those are not the rules. The show is the show.

And we will put your choice down as banging 20 year twinkle.

Thanks

All this false machismo. You have chosen the 20 twinks.

It’s over. You guys can do fun activities and be perpetually young, have towel fights and wrestle around. Stick with it decision.

There was never a rule about the tv.. It said stuck in the room with 20 hot porno chicks I am the man I am the one with the controller and yeah I made my choice the bitches all day everyday but again you just want to argue.

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2024, 12:44:31 PM »
There was never a rule about the tv it said stuck in the room with 20 hot porno chicks I am the man I am the one with the controller and yeah I made my choice the bitches all day everyday but again you just want to argue

You want to argue. Goliath is making the rules not you.

You live with the twinks you do what they do.

The fact that this makes zero sense and you want to argue about what’s on TV reveals a lot about you as a person. You love to create arguments and then blame others. I’m sure this is good for your lawyer wife to stay sharp, but it’s also probably exhausting.

Is this why you’re moving? Has the community soured on your relationship?

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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2024, 12:53:27 AM »
Most getbiggers have a few questions.

1. Are the rock stars twinks or bears?
2. Are the rock stars bottom or tops?
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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2024, 05:21:03 AM »
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Re: You could live forever but you'd have to live with porn or rock stars
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2024, 07:50:29 PM »
These girls would be leaving cum stains all over the couch and cups but hey, what is a man to do?