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Man Jumps into Aquarium
« on: January 12, 2024, 07:22:43 PM »
I couldn’t find the full video, but it was pretty entertaining when he tried to get out of the water.

https://heavy.com/news/george-owens-leeds-bass-pro-shop-video/amp/

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2024, 07:31:15 PM »
I have seen Vietnamese gentlemen star at those tanks without moving for several minutes at a time.  ;D

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2024, 07:32:39 PM »
You may be a redneck if..............  :D

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2024, 07:39:37 PM »
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Unblurred, there was a closer version but it's gone. He had almost nothing, I thought it was a He/She when I first saw it. Glad they dragged him too.

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2024, 12:54:42 AM »
You may be a redneck if..............  :D
:D Yeah, no shit. Jeff Foxworthy should add this to his routine.

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2024, 01:57:54 AM »
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Unblurred, there was a closer version but it's gone. He had almost nothing, I thought it was a He/She when I first saw it. Glad they dragged him too.

Did he say, “Get away from my asshole!”?

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2024, 07:14:10 AM »
Did he say, “Get away from my asshole!”?

Yes, there was a reference to ass fucking, and getting away from his asshole sprinkled throughout. The man definitely didn't want anal roughhousing if he wasn't in charge of it.

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2024, 07:25:47 AM »
Yes, there was a reference to ass fucking, and getting away from his asshole sprinkled throughout. The man definitely didn't want anal roughhousing if he wasn't in charge of it.

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2024, 07:28:41 AM »
Yes, there was a reference to ass fucking, and getting away from his asshole sprinkled throughout. The man definitely didn't want anal roughhousing if he wasn't in charge of it.

Reminds me of the Gentleman who was enjoying a succulent chinese meal when he told a policeman to stop touching his penis

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2024, 07:29:55 AM »
Did he say, “Get away from my asshole!”?


Police Drones love anal so the educated aquaman has to verbally diffuse possible breaches of security.
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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2024, 07:32:58 AM »
Reminds me of the Gentleman who was enjoying a succulent chinese meal when he told a policeman to stop touching his penis

Much classier fellow -

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2024, 09:02:04 PM »
somewhat related - we went out to the pub once and a girl there invited us all to her house.

The trouble really started when my mate, Ade, ate her goldfish.

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2024, 09:47:44 PM »
somewhat related - we went out to the pub once and a girl there invited us all to her house.

The trouble really started when my mate, Ade, ate her goldfish.

Did he get Salmonella?


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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2024, 07:31:07 PM »

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2024, 12:11:11 AM »
Did he get Salmonella?



Nice car (no homo).

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2024, 06:39:00 AM »
Nice car (no homo).

Yes & some where to park my Bike   ;D

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2024, 06:58:11 AM »
I remember in the 7th grade our school took classes 3rd-8th on a field trip to the aquarium.  At the electric eel tank, the guide brought out a trainer that gave us a run down on what they were and how they generated their charges and so forth.  The grand finale was he was going to get shocked by the eel and measure the voltage.   In the tank was a little glass looking box where he was going to put his hand and let the small eel shock him on a part of his forearm.   There were sensors in the little glass housing that would measure the voltage.   The dude put his hand down in there and the little eel was coming over, he was talking and he turned to look at us and was saying "here it comes... watch the meter..."  when a much bigger eel darted by the small one and whalloped the shit out of him.  Literally.  He gasped, fell off his little step stool, and kept gasping/sucking in air while laying completely still on the floor.  Then pissed and shit himself.  The other staff surrounded him while EMTs were called.  They ushered us out of the room but not before some kid in the 3rd grade shouted "EWWWWW He dookied him pants".   As if everyone couldn't tell that already from the waft of a freshly served turd pie that was already in the air.   

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2024, 07:00:03 AM »
Any Getbiggers ever hump inside the cumquarium of Bast’s Schmoe Shop?

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2024, 08:58:22 AM »
It's coming to something when a thread is too deviant for me...

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2024, 10:19:40 AM »
If he identifies  himself as Aquaman he should woke/sorry typo/ walk free .

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2024, 12:40:49 AM »
I remember in the 7th grade our school took classes 3rd-8th on a field trip to the aquarium.  At the electric eel tank, the guide brought out a trainer that gave us a run down on what they were and how they generated their charges and so forth.  The grand finale was he was going to get shocked by the eel and measure the voltage.   In the tank was a little glass looking box where he was going to put his hand and let the small eel shock him on a part of his forearm.   There were sensors in the little glass housing that would measure the voltage.   The dude put his hand down in there and the little eel was coming over, he was talking and he turned to look at us and was saying "here it comes... watch the meter..."  when a much bigger eel darted by the small one and whalloped the shit out of him.  Literally.  He gasped, fell off his little step stool, and kept gasping/sucking in air while laying completely still on the floor.  Then pissed and shit himself.  The other staff surrounded him while EMTs were called.  They ushered us out of the room but not before some kid in the 3rd grade shouted "EWWWWW He dookied him pants".   As if everyone couldn't tell that already from the waft of a freshly served turd pie that was already in the air.   
:D Fun field trip.

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2024, 02:50:30 AM »
I remember in the 7th grade our school took classes 3rd-8th on a field trip to the aquarium.  At the electric eel tank, the guide brought out a trainer that gave us a run down on what they were and how they generated their charges and so forth.  The grand finale was he was going to get shocked by the eel and measure the voltage.   In the tank was a little glass looking box where he was going to put his hand and let the small eel shock him on a part of his forearm.   There were sensors in the little glass housing that would measure the voltage.   The dude put his hand down in there and the little eel was coming over, he was talking and he turned to look at us and was saying "here it comes... watch the meter..."  when a much bigger eel darted by the small one and whalloped the shit out of him.  Literally.  He gasped, fell off his little step stool, and kept gasping/sucking in air while laying completely still on the floor.  Then pissed and shit himself.  The other staff surrounded him while EMTs were called.  They ushered us out of the room but not before some kid in the 3rd grade shouted "EWWWWW He dookied him pants".   As if everyone couldn't tell that already from the waft of a freshly served turd pie that was already in the air.   
Sounds like he fucked around and found out !!   LOL  ;D

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Re: Man Jumps into Aquarium
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2024, 02:51:17 AM »
It's coming to something when a thread is too deviant for me...

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