Pencil Neck

[Lartinos]

As time goes on the midget look comes more and more into focus.

While his body shrinks his head gets slightly more bloated so he can keep a similar weight.

Quite peculiar for a married man to want to post pictures in his underwear on the internet.

Might backfire on him later..

[bhank]

Same, they are miserable from it and wouldn't eat or do the stuff Hanky does.  Just.no.way.

His "Crohnes" is some catchall diagnosis for him repeatedly presenting with stomach problems.

I am passing blood again the last 2 weeks and I have cankor sores those are typical signs something is wrong flaring up that and the constant painful heartburn does that make you happy go fuck yourself

[Dave D]

Let's put a wager we can meet up at the Olympia Vegas hotel gym I will bring as much cash as you want to bet

You want 9 months to prepare for squatting 225 x 10? If that’s the case make it 365 x 10

I want to hear your character voices.

[wes]

Joswift and Wes look like shit neither has ever had any size.

Not compared to a "MONSTER" like you  bro!   

Hater !!!!!!!!!!1111111  LOL 

[Soul Crusher]

I am passing blood again the last 2 weeks and I have cankor sores those are typical signs something is wrong flaring up that and the constant painful heartburn does that make you happy go fuck yourself

Never1ashow - add canker sores to the list.

[joswift]

not really

you ever heard of nepotism?

No, my dad got me a job where he works.

[Krankenstein]

Joswift and Wes look like shit neither has ever had any size. Chaos can't even bench 275lbs. SC and Krank are in good cardio shape because they are 30lbs lighter than me doing CrossFit workouts. Everyone's cardio increases exponentially every 10lbs. Honestly at this point I just feel like Darth Vader trying to constantly heal myself. If I have to use the power of the dark side so be it. The big change will come this summer when I get a REP Ares 5000 Squat rack it is a functional trainer, lat pull down, row and squat rack that is the big plan for the new house and more food. Just cruising until then.

I do appreciate Josh pointing out that while I may not whoop Tyson I was doing good against Clegg. I may not win a show but I am in shape. I may not be 250lbs but I am 215/220lbs. I may not be a genius but I have a college degree. I may not be a billionaire but I do own my home. My life may not be perfect but I do have a lot to be thankful for. I like my family. I like my life. Of course somethings could be better but it could be a lot worse. Getting sick at a show a year ago or losing a mma match by DQ 13 years ago doesn't define who I am today. Kind of like having an ex wife doesn't define who I am today. Maybe some of you don't like your life today. Don't let it define your life tomorrow.

When have I ever weighed myself for you to make that assumption.   

You like to pick and choose Wilkes formula....but if I AM 30lbs lighter than you....then you are weaker than me in A LOT of lifts

[joswift]

It's a half inch size difference and it is due to the tricep having a different attachment point not the bicep the right bicep is fine. It also shows the pec tear a bit when I put the arm up but the bicep is fine

so your arms are not the same size but its the triceps fault?

Brian, you have no triceps on either arm.

[Krankenstein]

I am passing blood again the last 2 weeks and I have cankor sores those are typical signs something is wrong flaring up that and the constant painful heartburn does that make you happy go fuck yourself

Canker....look it up

Canker sores don't mean you have Crohns shit for brains

[wes]

Never1ashow - add canker sores to the list.

[joswift]

Joswift and Wes look like shit neither has ever had any size. Chaos can't even bench 275lbs. SC and Krank are in good cardio shape because they are 30lbs lighter than me doing CrossFit workouts. Everyone's cardio increases exponentially every 10lbs. Honestly at this point I just feel like Darth Vader trying to constantly heal myself. If I have to use the power of the dark side so be it. The big change will come this summer when I get a REP Ares 5000 Squat rack it is a functional trainer, lat pull down, row and squat rack that is the big plan for the new house and more food. Just cruising until then.

I do appreciate Josh pointing out that while I may not whoop Tyson I was doing good against Clegg. I may not win a show but I am in shape. I may not be 250lbs but I am 215/220lbs. I may not be a genius but I have a college degree. I may not be a billionaire but I do own my home. My life may not be perfect but I do have a lot to be thankful for. I like my family. I like my life. Of course somethings could be better but it could be a lot worse. Getting sick at a show a year ago or losing a mma match by DQ 13 years ago doesn't define who I am today. Kind of like having an ex wife doesn't define who I am today. Maybe some of you don't like your life today. Don't let it define your life tomorrow.

Records show you have a $350k mortgage on it.

It wasnt a DQ. you quit, post up the fight stats saying DQ

[joswift]

Let's put a wager we can meet up at the Olympia Vegas hotel gym I will bring as much cash as you want to bet

Youre not going to Vegas

Stop telling lies.

[BB]

Honestly at this point I just feel like Darth Vader trying to constantly heal myself. If I have to use the power of the dark side so be it.

Doesn't compute. Darth Vader was a scary dude with a deep voice that struck fear into the hearts of men.

I am passing blood again the last 2 weeks

Darth also never shit blood. I have it on good authority they dropped free, sunk deep to the bottom of the bowl, and required very little wiping afterward. Also, nary a scent.                               

[joswift]

Canker....look it up

Canker sores don't mean you have Crohns shit for brains

he forgot to Google it before he posted, rookie error

[chaos]

I am passing blood again the last 2 weeks and I have cankor sores those are typical signs something is wrong flaring up that and the constant painful heartburn does that make you happy go fuck yourself

Cankor sores on your butthole.
Worst tough guy ever.

[Cook]

Cankor sores on your butthole.
Worst tough guy ever.

yikes fuck Brian we might not need to know about that.

[joswift]

Cankor sores on your butthole.
Worst tough guy ever.

Its like someone just flipped a light switch.

Doctors believe stress or injury to the rectum may cause rectal ulcers to form. Among the things that could injure the rectum are: Constipation or hardened stool in the rectum that's difficult to pass (impacted stool) Straining during bowel movements.

[IroNat]

Joswift and Wes look like shit neither has ever had any size. Chaos can't even bench 275lbs. SC and Krank are in good cardio shape because they are 30lbs lighter than me doing CrossFit workouts. Everyone's cardio increases exponentially every 10lbs. Honestly at this point I just feel like Darth Vader trying to constantly heal myself. If I have to use the power of the dark side so be it. The big change will come this summer when I get a REP Ares 5000 Squat rack it is a functional trainer, lat pull down, row and squat rack that is the big plan for the new house and more food. Just cruising until then.

I do appreciate Josh pointing out that while I may not whoop Tyson I was doing good against Clegg. I may not win a show but I am in shape. I may not be 250lbs but I am 215/220lbs. I may not be a genius but I have a college degree. I may not be a billionaire but I do own my home. My life may not be perfect but I do have a lot to be thankful for. I like my family. I like my life. Of course somethings could be better but it could be a lot worse. Getting sick at a show a year ago or losing a mma match by DQ 13 years ago doesn't define who I am today. Kind of like having an ex wife doesn't define who I am today. Maybe some of you don't like your life today. Don't let it define your life tomorrow.

Are you on coke?

[Never1AShow]

Never1ashow - add canker sores to the list.

82!


1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)

[Never1AShow]

You want 9 months to prepare for squatting 225 x 10? If that’s the case make it 365 x 10

I want to hear your character voices.

Seriously, 9 months?  225x10 is not some monumental feat.  I'm not spending 9 months waiting for something he should be able to do now if he was really fully healed from the cosmetic hernia surgery foolishness.  He's not, his Darth Vader post is basically saying he's convinced he's using GH to heal himself from it.

And this is all a distraction from The Disgusting Hanky Slop Pot of Chili (and shrimp peels and peace).  Disgusting!

[webstar]

I am passing blood again the last 2 weeks and I have cankor sores those are typical signs something is wrong flaring up that and the constant painful heartburn does that make you happy go fuck yourself

I’m sure the GH has nothing to do with it. Blasting a full bottle every few days definitely has no impact on passing blood

[webstar]

82!


1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)

I think 100 by  end of March

[Grape Ape]

Darth also never shit blood.                     

I wouldn't bet on that.

Vader was tormented by his suit and in constant discomfort, per the Emperor's design.

Wouldn't put it past the Emperor to have mixed in some horrible bowel movements to make it worse.

[Krankenstein]

82!


82.  cankor sores [sic] (those are typical signs something is wrong)

please correct

[Never1AShow]

please correct

I deliberately left it that way with his misspelling same as I left the (now crossed out) "Crohnes" that he misspelled at some point.