You have never been close to this level in your life
I've seen you. You're nothing special. Coach makes you look like crap. chaos makes you look like tiny. Groink makes you look puny (and you make him look intelligent!). Over the years I've seen more than a few folks from here and everyone looks better than you.
Well, except for me because physique/strength wise I am awful now and now is what counts, right Mr. Lake Flaccid?
But I don't have to keep moving to keep flies off of me like you do. You smell bad.