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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #800 on: January 18, 2024, 03:53:43 PM »
Brian name one boxer you have sparred with of any note.
I sparred with Shea Neary years back. I couldn't get fucking near him and he hit me that hard in sparring I was pissing blood.  The punch is absolutely the final thing to go. Tyson would kill you if he connected. Not KO you. KILL YOU.

I was friends with Trevor highboy currie a one time British heavyweight champion. He used to spar with bruno for money. One day bruno hit him so hard he couldn't see clearly for 8 days. He also sparred with Tyson and told me you simply have no idea how quick he is getting inside.You can't move quick enough and he throws multiple punches all of them will knock you out.

Tell me what in your vast fight experience other than 'I just think so' leads you to believe you would do anything other than go home paralysed against Tyson. Against Clegg  you got clipped and stood square on. a rookie error. in fact I don't believe you have ever sparred. your footwork and punch patterns were so poor no way any coach would let you near a spar. no chance.

I would love to see Brian punching a bag

Maybe his Ex rather than Em

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« Reply #801 on: January 18, 2024, 03:55:07 PM »
You wouldn’t kill him.

Remember when you were huffing n puffing in Home Depot?

You were in damn near tears

I planned to kill him but now he is like my best defender on Getbig. I can't kill him now. Maybe something will change between now and then.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #802 on: January 18, 2024, 03:56:01 PM »
I planned to kill him but now he is like my best defender on Getbig. I can't kill him now. Maybe something will change between now and then.

yep, he will disagree with you

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #803 on: January 18, 2024, 04:01:23 PM »
Brian name one boxer you have sparred with of any note.
I sparred with Shea Neary years back. I couldn't get fucking near him and he hit me that hard in sparring I was pissing blood.  The punch is absolutely the final thing to go. Tyson would kill you if he connected. Not KO you. KILL YOU.

I was friends with Trevor highboy currie a one time British heavyweight champion. He used to spar with bruno for money. One day bruno hit him so hard he couldn't see clearly for 8 days. He also sparred with Tyson and told me you simply have no idea how quick he is getting inside.You can't move quick enough and he throws multiple punches all of them will knock you out.

Tell me what in your vast fight experience other than 'I just think so' leads you to believe you would do anything other than go home paralysed against Tyson. Against Clegg  you got clipped and stood square on. a rookie error. in fact I don't believe you have ever sparred. your footwork and punch patterns were so poor no way any coach would let you near a spar. no chance.

Tyson is an old man now. He hit the kid that was harassing him on the plane a dozen times and did nothing. Boxing is also fake. Frances just took out the number 1 guy in his first fight. Again, my footwork was great I was not trying to box in that clip I was blocking closing distance and grabbing which I did successfully. If you watch the fight, I actually landed a few shots of my own including a great left hook at 31 seconds. I didn't panic and grab when I got hit initially I boxed him the first half of the round hands up boxing we both landed a couple stiff shots pushing the other back. Then I changed my style when I decided it was time to take him down that sequence should absolutely not look like boxing flat footed yeah I am walking right into him notice I took several short steps once I had a hold of him to get hip to hip that is proper footwork not lunging he was not getting away. He could not punch I had his arms. I don't need to be on my toes at that point I am in pure greco mode at that point.

Once I have a wrist I am coming in flat footed chest to chest pulling your hips to me if you pull away slam forward if you push forward slam backwards and it is over there is no boxing anymore.Headlock lateral drop shoulder throw trip bear hug whatever you are going down Once I have your wrist the fight is over. I was patient I didn't force the takedown I boxed and waited and got it. The second round I went for it sooner and again I got it.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #804 on: January 18, 2024, 04:08:42 PM »
Tyson is an old man now. He hit the kid that was harassing him on the plane a dozen times and did nothing. Boxing is also fake. Frances just took out the number 1 guy in his first fight. Again, my footwork was great I was not trying to box in that clip I was blocking closing distance and grabbing which I did successfully. If you watch the fight, I actually landed a few shots of my own including a great left hook at 31 seconds. I didn't panic and grab when I got hit initially I boxed him the first half of the round hands up boxing we both landed a couple stiff shots pushing the other back. Then I changed my style when I decided it was time to take him down that sequence should absolutely not look like boxing flat footed yeah I am walking right into him notice I took several short steps once I had a hold of him to get hip to hip that is proper footwork not lunging he was not getting away. He could not punch I had his arms. I don't need to be on my toes at that point I am in pure greco mode at that point.

Once I have a wrist I am coming in flat footed chest to chest pulling your hips to me if you pull away slam forward if you push forward slam backwards and it is over there is no boxing anymore. Once I have a your wrist the fight is over. I was patient I didn't force the takedown I boxed and waited and got it. The second round I went for it sooner and again I got it.



If only you had been able to grab Cleggs wrist you would have won.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #805 on: January 18, 2024, 04:09:34 PM »
and yet you did no damage to him

you have the striking of stephen hawking
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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #806 on: January 18, 2024, 04:12:11 PM »
and yet you did no damage to him

you have the striking of stephen hawking

and the legs...

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #807 on: January 18, 2024, 04:12:28 PM »
Bullshit.....liar.   You took lasix and something else....you admitted to doing so on here.   DMA or something like that.  People have fried their kidneys on it.

What was this other medication you took that caused the cartoon animals?

I seem to remember something about percs

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #808 on: January 18, 2024, 04:12:54 PM »
Tyson is an old man now. He hit the kid that was harassing him on the plane a dozen times and did nothing.

::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).

Tyson didn't beat that kid up because he'd get sued, and it isn't worth the legal problems to brain dead a drunk. It was an educational beating Tyson give him.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #809 on: January 18, 2024, 04:14:08 PM »
I seem to remember something about percs

Brian was likely throwing down the entire medicine cabinet


He will kill himself trying to prove a point to people online who dont even like him

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #810 on: January 18, 2024, 04:14:47 PM »
I would love to see Brian punching fondling a bag

Maybe his Ex rather than Em

*it would have been a crime to leave that alone,,,,

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #811 on: January 18, 2024, 04:16:45 PM »
Brian was likely throwing down the entire medicine cabinet


He will kill himself trying to prove a point to people online who dont even like him

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #812 on: January 18, 2024, 04:20:39 PM »
Brian, any chance you can post a video of your punching a bag?

Would love to see the footwork. you showed zero in the clegg fight.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #813 on: January 18, 2024, 04:32:36 PM »
Brian, any chance you can post a video of your punching a bag?

Would love to see the footwork. you showed zero in the clegg fight.

How Brian thinks he punches





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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #814 on: January 18, 2024, 04:41:58 PM »
I seem to remember something about percs

Correct I was prescribed them due to an issue that required hospitalization and a surgical procedure 2 days later.

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« Reply #815 on: January 18, 2024, 04:55:22 PM »
Correct I was prescribed them due to an issue that required hospitalization and a surgical procedure 2 days later.

Nope, it was purely a cosmetic procedure, you didnt have to go in at all.

Have you forgotten already?

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #816 on: January 18, 2024, 05:00:02 PM »
Brian, any chance you can post a video of your punching a bag?

Would love to see the footwork. you showed zero in the clegg fight.


Hey thats not fair on his wife - Hanky doesn't need encouragement to hit on women.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #817 on: January 18, 2024, 05:28:40 PM »
Correct I was prescribed them due to an issue that required hospitalization and a surgical procedure 2 days later.

Now I remember......you used FTTP!!!!!!

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #818 on: January 18, 2024, 05:53:03 PM »
next time anyone thinks about Brian in a fight just listen to his faggy fucking voice on here

listen at 35 secs for the pitch rise

Its great as well because he realises the guy running to the water looks better than he does


wtf kind of a voice change was that? like 2 or 3 times now in vids...100 percent this guys fruity... his wife must laugh in his face when hits the high note!

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #819 on: January 18, 2024, 05:58:13 PM »
Tyson is an old man now. He hit the kid that was harassing him on the plane a dozen times and did nothing. Boxing is also fake. Frances just took out the number 1 guy in his first fight. Again, my footwork was great I was not trying to box in that clip I was blocking closing distance and grabbing which I did successfully. If you watch the fight, I actually landed a few shots of my own including a great left hook at 31 seconds. I didn't panic and grab when I got hit initially I boxed him the first half of the round hands up boxing we both landed a couple stiff shots pushing the other back. Then I changed my style when I decided it was time to take him down that sequence should absolutely not look like boxing flat footed yeah I am walking right into him notice I took several short steps once I had a hold of him to get hip to hip that is proper footwork not lunging he was not getting away. He could not punch I had his arms. I don't need to be on my toes at that point I am in pure greco mode at that point.

Once I have a wrist I am coming in flat footed chest to chest pulling your hips to me if you pull away slam forward if you push forward slam backwards and it is over there is no boxing anymore.Headlock lateral drop shoulder throw trip bear hug whatever you are going down Once I have your wrist the fight is over. I was patient I didn't force the takedown I boxed and waited and got it. The second round I went for it sooner and again I got it.

Might want to check out that sparring video I posted

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #820 on: January 18, 2024, 06:10:33 PM »
next time anyone thinks about Brian in a fight just listen to his faggy fucking voice on here

listen at 35 secs for the pitch rise

Its great as well because he realises the guy running to the water looks better than he does


Do you fight with your words? I don’t

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #821 on: January 18, 2024, 06:11:23 PM »
Might want to check out that sparring video I posted

Might want to post it

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« Reply #822 on: January 18, 2024, 06:12:35 PM »
Nope, it was purely a cosmetic procedure, you didnt have to go in at all.

Have you forgotten already?

Yeah no I did not have a cosmetic procedure it was excruciating painful I was passing blood for a month prior to the show and developed a real problem

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #823 on: January 18, 2024, 06:16:46 PM »
Brian, any chance you can post a video of your punching a bag?

Would love to see the footwork. you showed zero in the clegg fight.

I haven’t updated because nothing Has changed I am full and dry I would like to be holding some water I am not had bad cramps today

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #824 on: January 18, 2024, 06:55:57 PM »
Do you fight with your words? I don’t

you sound like mrs. doubtfire lmao.... dude, whats up w that voice?