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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #850 on: January 19, 2024, 03:30:50 AM »
Give me someone I have a reason to fight why not why not some getbig champion? Which one of you bitches is going to step up none of you so stfu
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« Reply #851 on: January 19, 2024, 03:32:32 AM »
come on now bro..lmao

Tyson is all show yeah he looks great hitting pads for 30 seconds but the power isn't there the stamina isn't there he also doesn't know how to fight he just knows how to box it is not the same thing he gets tripped and taken down the second he comes in and it's over he is a fish out of water after that

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« Reply #852 on: January 19, 2024, 03:33:57 AM »
It’s not just age if you  are 170lbs you can’t grapple with me I will ragdoll someone who is 170lb they are also not throwing one shot KO power. They will get take down and they won’t get up

Unless they are Jordan Burroughs and those guys are not Jordan Burroughs

True I'll fully admit if someone gets hold of me it's game over

My coach told me if I get into it with a fat fuck start by nailing him with body shots

He said my hand speed is very good and my punching power decent he said if he trained me for the ring he'd make me a boxer puncher

He could do all, box grappel kick box just a true baddas he trained polish hooligans and he wanted to teach me dirty fighting but I passed I just like striking


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« Reply #853 on: January 19, 2024, 03:37:08 AM »
Tyson is all show yeah he looks great hitting pads for 30 seconds but the power isn't there the stamina isn't there he also doesn't know how to fight he just knows how to box it is not the same thing he gets tripped and taken down the second he comes in and it's over he is a fish out of water after that

he hasnt quit on his stool after two rounds lying on the floor

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« Reply #854 on: January 19, 2024, 03:38:25 AM »
Hankins you may be a tough guy, I don’t know. But Tyson even at 58 is still Tyson. I would put my money on him verse pretty much anybody. Would I fight him? Yes,would I win?No. I do appreciate your confidence but Tyson? I am also a very confident guy in the fight arena but a man has to know what can and cannot be done. I’m well aware that guys that fight for a living would most likely kill me and that’s just on cardio alone never mind their fighting skills. With all that said yes I would fight anyone as I believe taking the beating is better than being afraid to fight.

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« Reply #855 on: January 19, 2024, 03:40:23 AM »
Tyson is all show yeah he looks great hitting pads for 30 seconds but the power isn't there the stamina isn't there he also doesn't know how to fight he just knows how to box it is not the same thing he gets tripped and taken down the second he comes in and it's over he is a fish out of water after that

go to a local gym and fight somebody... hang out there for 15 minutes and just be yourself lol.. you will have a reason to fight...

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« Reply #856 on: January 19, 2024, 03:42:31 AM »
Hankins you may be a tough guy, I don’t know. But Tyson even at 58 is still Tyson. I would put my money on him verse pretty much anybody. Would I fight him? Yes,would I win?No. I do appreciate your confidence but Tyson? I am also a very confident guy in the fight arena but a man has to know what can and cannot be done. I’m well aware that guys that fight for a living would most likely kill me and that’s just on cardio alone never mind their fighting skills. With all that said yes I would fight anyone as I believe taking the beating is better than being afraid to fight.

I mean I hear you and I know Lesnar would kill me. But Tyson I just don't see it anymore I don't think the guy still has it. Also again styles make fights Tyson is the perfect style for me he wants to get in close and have a phone booth exchange that makes him much easier to get hold off and take down. He then has 0 grappling exp and no heart. Now if you asked me to box Tyson fuck no I would have no chance but I would not try to box him. He comes forward I don't need to set anything up and chase him down as he jabs and runs he is going to step in throwing hooks just tie him up once and it's over not that hard to do. I don't think he still has one shot KO power at 58 years old. I do believe he can be tied up once tied up he can be taken down he doesn't have any training or skills once taken down he is just an old guy who will have no idea what to do and panic.

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« Reply #857 on: January 19, 2024, 03:42:36 AM »
Hankins you may be a tough guy, I don’t know. But Tyson even at 58 is still Tyson. I would put my money on him verse pretty much anybody. Would I fight him? Yes,would I win?No. I do appreciate your confidence but Tyson? I am also a very confident guy in the fight arena but a man has to know what can and cannot be done. I’m well aware that guys that fight for a living would most likely kill me and that’s just on cardio alone never mind their fighting skills. With all that said yes I would fight anyone as I believe taking the beating is better than being afraid to fight.
Brian cant relate to any of that at all, hes run away from any push back all his life

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« Reply #858 on: January 19, 2024, 03:43:44 AM »
I mean I hear you and I know Lesnar would kill me. But Tyson I just don't see it anymore I don't think the guy still has it. Also again styles make fights Tyson is the perfect style for me he wants to get in close and have a phone booth exchange that makes him much easier to get hold off and take down. He then has 0 grappling exp and no heart. Now if you asked me to box Tyson fuck no I would have no chance but I would not try to box him. He comes forward I don't need to set anything up and chase him down as he jabs and runs he is going to step in throwing hooks just tie him up once and it's over not that hard to do.

You’d take him down to pound town IMO

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« Reply #859 on: January 19, 2024, 03:43:53 AM »
I mean I hear you and I know Lesnar would kill me. But Tyson I just don't see it anymore I don't think the guy still has it. Also again styles make fights Tyson is the perfect style for me he wants to get in close and have a phone booth exchange that makes him much easier to get hold off and take down. He then has 0 grappling exp and no heart. Now if you asked me to box Tyson fuck no I would have no chance but I would not try to box him. He comes forward I don't need to set anything up and chase him down as he jabs and runs he is going to step in throwing hooks just tie him up once and it's over not that hard to do.

You couldnt finish Clegg

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« Reply #860 on: January 19, 2024, 03:44:10 AM »
Hankins you may be a tough guy, I don’t know. But Tyson even at 58 is still Tyson. I would put my money on him verse pretty much anybody. Would I fight him? Yes,would I win?No. I do appreciate your confidence but Tyson? I am also a very confident guy in the fight arena but a man has to know what can and cannot be done. I’m well aware that guys that fight for a living would most likely kill me and that’s just on cardio alone never mind their fighting skills. With all that said yes I would fight anyone as I believe taking the beating is better than being afraid to fight.

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« Reply #861 on: January 19, 2024, 03:46:08 AM »
Hankins you may be a tough guy, I don’t know. But Tyson even at 58 is still Tyson. I would put my money on him verse pretty much anybody. Would I fight him? Yes,would I win?No. I do appreciate your confidence but Tyson? I am also a very confident guy in the fight arena but a man has to know what can and cannot be done. I’m well aware that guys that fight for a living would most likely kill me and that’s just on cardio alone never mind their fighting skills. With all that said yes I would fight anyone as I believe taking the beating is better than being afraid to fight.

Tyson is a 58 year old pot head he doesn't have that cardio anymore he doesn't fight for a living he smokes weed all day

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« Reply #862 on: January 19, 2024, 03:46:35 AM »
Hankins is getbigs Charlie Zelanov

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« Reply #863 on: January 19, 2024, 03:46:41 AM »
Hankins you may be a tough guy, I don’t know. But Tyson even at 58 is still Tyson. I would put my money on him verse pretty much anybody. Would I fight him? Yes,would I win?No. I do appreciate your confidence but Tyson? I am also a very confident guy in the fight arena but a man has to know what can and cannot be done. I’m well aware that guys that fight for a living would most likely kill me and that’s just on cardio alone never mind their fighting skills. With all that said yes I would fight anyone as I believe taking the beating is better than being afraid to fight.

I shouldered 2 guys on Wednesday coming home in the crowd neither of them did anything but if I went down I'll go

Yep they would probably beat me ass but like you said I'd take it like a man

I like physical contact when I did it it felt very good

My therapist warned me to reel it in cause I could get in serious legal trouble if I do go down and I came out on top you see my rage and anger are on full tilt partially due to being in a pronounced state of mania

He fears I might "black out" and really hurt someone again if they don't knock my ass out first

I really want to.get back into boxing but my leg won't fucking let me

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« Reply #864 on: January 19, 2024, 03:48:51 AM »
BHank once tore a pec in domestic combat with a small woman.

Mike Tyson fought tigers in his underwear -


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« Reply #865 on: January 19, 2024, 03:48:57 AM »
I shouldered 2 guys on Wednesday coming home in the crowd neither of them did anything but if I went down I'll go

Yep they would probably beat me ass but like you said I'd take it like a man

I like physical contact when I did it it felt very good

My therapist warned me to reel it in cause I could get in serious legal trouble if I do go down and I came out on top you see my rage and anger are on full tilt partially due to being in a pronounced state of mania

He fears I might "black out" and really hurt someone again if they don't knock my ass out first

I really want to.get back into boxing but my leg won't fucking let me

Bwhaha that is such fucking nonsense that is like saying I just see Red lol no one blacks out an beats people up stop watching too many movies

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« Reply #866 on: January 19, 2024, 03:49:45 AM »
Tyson is a 58 year old pot head he doesn't have that cardio anymore he doesn't fight for a living he smokes weed all day
and you are a 46 year old drug addict with 80 ailments, two dodgy knees, a fucked up atrophied right side.

Hes in way better shape than you are physically

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« Reply #867 on: January 19, 2024, 03:49:58 AM »
Tyson is a 58 year old pot head he doesn't have that cardio anymore he doesn't fight for a living he smokes weed all day

sounds like you at 46 bro.... you and robcguns should fight.... you would never fight him hankins lmao

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« Reply #868 on: January 19, 2024, 03:53:07 AM »
Hankins you may be a tough guy, I don’t know. But Tyson even at 58 is still Tyson. I would put my money on him verse pretty much anybody. Would I fight him? Yes,would I win?No. I do appreciate your confidence but Tyson? I am also a very confident guy in the fight arena but a man has to know what can and cannot be done. I’m well aware that guys that fight for a living would most likely kill me and that’s just on cardio alone never mind their fighting skills. With all that said yes I would fight anyone as I believe taking the beating is better than being afraid to fight.

Also win lose or draw what an honor it would be to fight Mike Tyson. Anyone who wouldn't fight him is a fucking pussy. I mean imagine telling your grandkids you fought Mike Tyson. But yeah styles make fights I would give myself a way better chance against a 58 year old Tyson that mid tier MMA guy with decent grappling. But again depends on the guy size age and style but how could anyone turn down the chance to fight a UFC or boxing champion. Shit I would have a camp and everything would be awesome

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« Reply #869 on: January 19, 2024, 03:53:52 AM »
sounds like you at 46 bro.... you and robcguns should fight.... you would never fight him hankins lmao

Because I like Robcguns why should I fight one of the few guys I like when I hate millions of people?

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« Reply #870 on: January 19, 2024, 03:54:33 AM »
Also win lose or draw what an honor it would be to fight Mike Tyson. Anyone who wouldn't fight him is a fucking pussy. I mean imagine telling your grandkids you fought Mike Tyson. But yeah styles make fights I would give myself a way better chance against a 58 year old Tyson that mid tier MMA guy with decent grappling. But again depends on the guy size age and style but how could anyone turn down the chance to fight a UFC or boxing champion. Shit I would have a camp and everything would be awesome

You wont live to see grandkids, Tyson fight or not

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« Reply #871 on: January 19, 2024, 03:57:06 AM »
Speaking of getting old funny story. I actually got a 2nd interview yesterday afternoon on zoom with the President of the company. He was younger than me as it is a startup. Anyway the funny or sad part he says

"So tell me about yourself? I mean how many more years do you even plan to work?"


I mean how do you call someone old without calling them old right? Did I age out of the workforce?




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« Reply #872 on: January 19, 2024, 03:58:27 AM »
Rumor has it, BHank has lost 769 consecutive fights with his own asshole.

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« Reply #873 on: January 19, 2024, 04:05:07 AM »
Speaking of getting old funny story. I actually got a 2nd interview yesterday afternoon on zoom with the President of the company. He was actually a little younger than me as it is a startup. Anyway the funny or sad part he says

"So tell me about yourself? I mean how many more years do you even plan to work?"


I mean how do you call someone old without calling them old right? Did I age out of the workforce?

Did you tell him about your Wall Street days?

I think he would have enjoyed that wives tale.

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« Reply #874 on: January 19, 2024, 04:12:55 AM »
Because I like Robcguns why should I fight one of the few guys I like when I hate millions of people?

he would kill you hankins and you know it lol.... but keep running your mouth about fighting senior citizens.. bottom line, i got money says robc would wipe the floor w your broken down old ass.