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« Reply #875 on: January 19, 2024, 04:15:26 AM »
Speaking of getting old funny story. I actually got a 2nd interview yesterday afternoon on zoom with the President of the company. He was younger than me as it is a startup. Anyway the funny or sad part he says

"So tell me about yourself? I mean how many more years do you even plan to work?"


I mean how do you call someone old without calling them old right? Did I age out of the workforce?

itll be even funnier when he googles your name..... robc would smoke you in a fight hankins.. i got money on it

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« Reply #876 on: January 19, 2024, 04:16:09 AM »
Honestly the more I think about it if given the option to fight anyone in MMA I would pick Mike Tyson. That would be my dream fight because he is the biggest name but with serious holes in his game. I do think it is a good matchup for me. But Tyson doesn't do MMA he is a boxer but absolutely fuck yes I would want that fight.

Now being more realistic who could I actually get? Probably Tito or Chuck both of which would be tougher fights for me. But they are both beat up with lots of injuries and Chuck is really getting older. I feel I could bull rush him and get the takedown. Still though very tough fights. I think Tyson would be easier in the cage. But fuck yes it would be an absolute honor to fight any of them.

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« Reply #877 on: January 19, 2024, 04:16:38 AM »
Also win lose or draw what an honor it would be to fight Mike Tyson. Anyone who wouldn't fight him is a fucking pussy. I mean imagine telling your grandkids you fought Mike Tyson. But yeah styles make fights I would give myself a way better chance against a 58 year old Tyson that mid tier MMA guy with decent grappling. But again depends on the guy size age and style but how could anyone turn down the chance to fight a UFC or boxing champion. Shit I would have a camp and everything would be awesome

Agreed it would be quite a story no matter the outcome to fight Tyson. Would have no problem saying I fought the greatest boxer of all time(imo) and lost haha.

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« Reply #878 on: January 19, 2024, 04:17:37 AM »
he would kill you hankins and you know it lol.... but keep running your mouth about fighting senior citizens.. bottom line, i got money says robc would wipe the floor w your broken down old ass.

I am not fighting the one guy on here who never talks shit to me. How do you think you would do tatoo?

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« Reply #879 on: January 19, 2024, 04:18:27 AM »
Hankins, couldn’t hurt a fly.

His one leg trip/hip toss in the Clegg fight is his claim to fame.

For Christ sakes, he said his legs slips out from under in a buffet line or walking up steps.

This cuck had hemroids that needed surgery.

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« Reply #880 on: January 19, 2024, 04:18:44 AM »
Honestly the more I think about it if given the option to fight anyone in MMA I would pick Mike Tyson. That would be my dream fight because he is the biggest name but with serious holes in his game. I do think it is a good matchup for me. But Tyson doesn't do MMA he is a boxer but absolutely fuck yes I would want that fight.

Now being more realistic who could I actually get? Probably Tito or Chuck both of which would be tougher fights for me. But they are both beat up with lots of injuries and Chuck is really getting older. I feel I could bull rush him and get the takedown. Still though very tough fights. I think Tyson would be easier in the cage. But fuck yes it would be an absolute honor to fight any of them.

I respect chuck, tito I would love to fight yes he would beat me but I hate that fucking guy.

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« Reply #881 on: January 19, 2024, 04:19:21 AM »
Also win lose or draw what an honor it would be to fight Mike Tyson. Anyone who wouldn't fight him is a fucking pussy. I mean imagine telling your grandkids you fought Mike Tyson. But yeah styles make fights I would give myself a way better chance against a 58 year old Tyson that mid tier MMA guy with decent grappling. But again depends on the guy size age and style but how could anyone turn down the chance to fight a UFC or boxing champion. Shit I would have a camp and everything would be awesome

Brian if you fought tyson you would be communicating via. a series of blinks

with every post you tell everyone you've never fought anyone ever.
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« Reply #882 on: January 19, 2024, 04:19:44 AM »
Agreed it would be quite a story no matter the outcome to fight Tyson. Would have no problem saying I fought the greatest boxer of all time(imo) and lost haha.

He's not the best fighter of all time sugar ray Robinson was

Julian Jackson had better punching power than Tyson pound for pound

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« Reply #883 on: January 19, 2024, 04:20:04 AM »
I am not fighting the one guy on here who never talks shit to me. How do you think you would do tatoo?

Considering, you were in tears trying to fix a skateboard.

I think tattoo would have you doing his laundry while getting married to Emily.

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« Reply #884 on: January 19, 2024, 04:20:46 AM »
I am not fighting the one guy on here who never talks shit to me. How do you think you would do tatoo?

tyson would kick the shit outta me.. id fight him tho

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« Reply #885 on: January 19, 2024, 04:23:29 AM »
tyson would kick the shit outta me.. id fight him tho

There is something so bad ass about walking into a fight you know you are going to lose cause you know 99% of people would run,call the cops or try and talk their way out of it.

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« Reply #886 on: January 19, 2024, 04:38:06 AM »
There is something so bad ass about walking into a fight you know you are going to lose cause you know 99% of people would run,call the cops or try and talk their way out of it.

The better question is given the choice who are you fighting Chuck, GSP, Tito or BJ? I am going with BJ all the way as biggest size advantage and the guy has also not been taking care of himself. I would honestly fight Chuck over GSP at this point because even with the size advantage GSP still trains. Chuck is looking a little slower older and frailer to me. Tito is still a big wrestler who would be difficult to take down but not a great striker and not the guy he used to be either.

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« Reply #887 on: January 19, 2024, 04:40:49 AM »
The better question is given the choice who are you fighting Chuck, GSP, Tito or BJ? I am going with BJ all the way as biggest size advantage and the guy has also not been taking care of himself. I would honestly fight Chuck over GSP at this point because even with the size advantage GSP still trains. Chuck is looking a little slower older and frailer to me. Tito is still a big wrestler who would be difficult to take down but not a great striker and not the guy he used to be either.

Tito cause I fucking hate that guy and would love the chance to hurt him in someway. Couple ball shots would be nice. His giant noggin might not feel anything though haha.

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« Reply #888 on: January 19, 2024, 04:48:18 AM »
There is something so bad ass about walking into a fight you know you are going to lose cause you know 99% of people would run,call the cops or try and talk their way out of it.

i never gave a fuck about losing a fight or what could happen to me..on the street im talking.. never fought mma.. tough to beat a trained guy in their own sport imo.. people can argue all they want how good of a ground game they have and whatever.. that shit all goes out the window when i pick up a fuckin brick or whatever else i see fit hahaha.. so when people say "fight" they should specify where. that being said i pretty much fight anybody who fucked w me like that.. ive had 2 guns pulled on me over the years and have walked away from both though.. knowing that if that bitch ddnt have it, id destroy him.

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« Reply #889 on: January 19, 2024, 04:52:15 AM »
Tyson is all show yeah he looks great hitting pads for 30 seconds but the power isn't there the stamina isn't there he also doesn't know how to fight he just knows how to box it is not the same thing he gets tripped and taken down the second he comes in and it's over he is a fish out of water after that

Hanky how do you adjust your diet before fights to account for your Crohns? What if Tyson lands a body shot where your intestines are flared up?

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« Reply #890 on: January 19, 2024, 04:52:22 AM »
There is something so bad ass about walking into a fight you know you are going to lose cause you know 99% of people would run,call the cops or try and talk their way out of it.

Bullies only fight when they know they will win. A real man will fight when it is time to fight. If some big guy slaps your girls ass are you going to let it slide because you don't think you can win? Fuck no crack that guy as hard as you can.

Also like I said I would have very little chance against a current prime UFC fighter. However, if offered the chance to fight on a UFC card on TV absolutely I am going to take the fight regardless of who they want me to fight. That is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Give me a 6 week training camp at UFC performance headquarters where they train all their top guys and I will absolutely do my best. I do have some skills if I can make it a grappling match I have a chance at least enough to give me some hope that is possible I would train my ass off and do my best.

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« Reply #891 on: January 19, 2024, 04:56:46 AM »
go to a local gym and fight somebody... hang out there for 15 minutes and just be yourself lol.. you will have a reason to fight...

I don't think he's ever been close to a real pro boxer in real life and seen how fast and powerful they are.  He's all internet and trolling bullshit, discrediting himself with every statement.  Also clearly high again on god knows what

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« Reply #892 on: January 19, 2024, 04:57:36 AM »
Hanky how do you adjust your diet before fights to account for your Crohns? What if Tyson lands a body shot where your intestines are flared up?

That poor ring would look like someone threw an M-80 into a vat of Hersey's chocolate syrup.

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« Reply #893 on: January 19, 2024, 04:59:01 AM »
I don't think he's ever been close to a real pro boxer in real life and seen how fast and powerful they are.  He's all internet and trolling bullshit, discrediting himself with every statement.  Also clearly high again on god knows what

I have had one cup of coffee today not exactly freebasing. Why do you think everyone is on drugs? I live with children and a public official who ran the drug court for years. I do not live in a trap house. There is no partying going on here we are in bed by 10pm. I get up and drive the kids to the bus every morning like wtf are you talking about?

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« Reply #894 on: January 19, 2024, 05:00:44 AM »
Bullies only fight when they know they will win. A real man will fight when it is time to fight. If some big guy slaps your girls ass are you going to let it slide because you don't think you can win? Fuck no crack that guy as hard as you can.

Also like I said I would have very little chance against a current prime UFC fighter. However, if offered the chance to fight on a UFC card on TV absolutely I am going to take the fight regardless of who they want me to fight. That is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Give me a 6 week training camp at UFC performance headquarters where they train all their top guys and I will absolutely do my best. I do have some skills if I can make it a grappling match I have a chance at least enough to give me some hope that is possible I would train my ass off and do my best.

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« Reply #895 on: January 19, 2024, 05:04:05 AM »
Bullies only fight when they know they will win. A real man will fight when it is time to fight. If some big guy slaps your girls ass are you going to let it slide because you don't think you can win? Fuck no crack that guy as hard as you can.

Also like I said I would have very little chance against a current prime UFC fighter. However, if offered the chance to fight on a UFC card on TV absolutely I am going to take the fight regardless of who they want me to fight. That is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Give me a 6 week training camp at UFC performance headquarters where they train all their top guys and I will absolutely do my best. I do have some skills if I can make it a grappling match I have a chance at least enough to give me some hope that is possible I would train my ass off and do my best.


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« Reply #896 on: January 19, 2024, 05:07:21 AM »
I don't think he's ever been close to a real pro boxer in real life and seen how fast and powerful they are.  He's all internet and trolling bullshit, discrediting himself with every statement.  Also clearly high again on god knows what

its just like anything else.. a pro is a fuckin pro for a reason! its their job lol... then you get ham n egg who wrestled and beat a few guys up in bars that think they can hang.

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« Reply #897 on: January 19, 2024, 05:11:18 AM »
its just like anything else.. a pro is a fuckin pro for a reason! its their job lol... then you get ham n egg who wrestled and beat a few guys up in bars that think they can hang.

A boxer is not a fighter put me in the cage with a boxer my size or smaller and I am going to win

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« Reply #898 on: January 19, 2024, 05:14:37 AM »
A boxer is not a fighter put me in the cage with a Oder my size or smaller and I am going to win

apples n oranges bro..

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« Reply #899 on: January 19, 2024, 05:15:23 AM »
brian

if someone said to you there is a cage fight coming up your weight- you will see who you fight on the day would you take the fight or would you make an excuse and bottle it? serious question
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