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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #900 on: January 19, 2024, 05:17:02 AM »
A boxer is not a fighter put me in the cage with a boxer my size or smaller and I am going to win

We saw how many times Clegg beat you about the melon with no response. Tyson would leave you pulverized, you'd die in the ring.

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« Reply #901 on: January 19, 2024, 05:19:14 AM »
I have had one cup of coffee today not exactly freebasing. Why do you think everyone is on drugs? I live with children and a public official who ran the drug court for years. I do not live in a trap house. There is no partying going on here we are in bed by 10pm. I get up and drive the kids to the bus every morning like wtf are you talking about?

Brian, why don’t you tell us about how you met Emily during your stint in the court ordered drug rehab program.

Junkie, it’s 8 and and he is high as a kite talking about fighting a trained MMA fighter.


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« Reply #902 on: January 19, 2024, 05:19:53 AM »
Wasn't impressed w/ Brians athleticism. Looked awkward in there.
I won't however call him out, wouldn't want to fight him or anyone else.
(Well, I'd like rassle w/ Booty, but that's another issue).
Too old for that nonsense.

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« Reply #903 on: January 19, 2024, 05:24:21 AM »
I was looking back on the thread from his last contest last night and re-posted a few of the posts last night reminding what happened then. Same shit always.  Runs mouth for a month crowing.  Shows up (maybe) and performs way below expectations he set, makes excuses for weeks to the point where he believes his own lies, moves on to another shiny object.

He's been discredited so many times and still it continues. 

It is fun though.  The sense of community in the Hanky punching bag is a nice thing.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #904 on: January 19, 2024, 05:25:38 AM »
A boxer is not a fighter put me in the cage with a boxer my size or smaller and I am going to win

You truly think you have shot against a boxer who is 45 years old and is a seasoned pro with decades of pro fights ?

Now, I know you are high as kite.

Brian, 225 nearly killed you.

A trained boxer would have you in a box beside your dad.

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« Reply #905 on: January 19, 2024, 05:26:30 AM »
brian

if someone said to you there is a cage fight coming up your weight- you will see who you fight on the day would you take the fight or would you make an excuse and bottle it? serious question

That is not a serious question that is you making shit up. What reason would I have to fight someone if I didn’t know who they were? I am not training to be a professional fighter. I am not just going to sign up to fight some unknown 25 year old pro for no reason.

Now if I was told it was going to be in the UFC then sure fuck it I am in but that is not how it works. You just want to someone pretend you are serious about offering to fight me when you won’t even identify yourself that is a joke. You don’t get to pretend to be a badass anonymously.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #906 on: January 19, 2024, 05:27:46 AM »
Brian, why don’t you tell us about how you met Emily during your stint in the court ordered drug rehab program.

Junkie, it’s 8 and and he is high as a kite talking about fighting a trained MMA fighter.

Because I have never been in any kind of court ordered rehab in my life.

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« Reply #907 on: January 19, 2024, 05:28:56 AM »
I was looking back on the thread from his last contest last night and re-posted a few of the posts last night reminding what happened then. Same shit always.  Runs mouth for a month crowing.  Shows up (maybe) and performs way below expectations he set, makes excuses for weeks to the point where he believes his own lies, moves on to another shiny object.

He's been discredited so many times and still it continues. 

It is fun though.  The sense of community in the Hanky punching bag is a nice thing.

Jesus man I got sick it happens. I was not a little sick either

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #908 on: January 19, 2024, 05:29:37 AM »
i do what i want brian and you wouldnt do fuck all about it in real life. you are a fucking blow hard coward wife beating child molester whoise own brother wont have him near his kids.

you will never fight anyone on here

its clear you cant throw a punch

you have no respect for how good pro boxers are you'd get bagged up. you are a cancer on this board and in real life.


YOU HAVE A NUMBER TO CALL ME ON- DO IT PUSSY? I cnat hurt you over the phone you helium voiced homosexual
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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #909 on: January 19, 2024, 05:29:48 AM »
You truly think you have shot against a boxer who is 45 years old and is a seasoned pro with decades of pro fights ?

Now, I know you are high as kite.

Brian, 225 nearly killed you.

A trained boxer would have you in a box beside your dad.

A boxing match is not a fight in a cage under mma rules I would destroy them

Also how many boxers are in this kind of shape at 46 years old? You said I didn’t update and got fat bullshit tell me about my visceral fat and 40 inch gut fuckign jackass

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #910 on: January 19, 2024, 05:31:53 AM »
how about a proper fight on the street brian?

your soooooo full of shit

if someone has a go at you in a bar do oyu ask them to identify themselves?

COWARD- CALL THE NUMBER BRIAN
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« Reply #911 on: January 19, 2024, 05:34:10 AM »
A boxing match is not a fight in a cage under mma rules I would destroy them

Clegg caught you with many, many unanswered blows. The average 14 year old in a good afterschool boxing program would tag you 10-20 times and have you panting and wheezing before you got a shot off offense wise.

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« Reply #912 on: January 19, 2024, 05:35:49 AM »
how about a proper fight on the street brian?

your soooooo full of shit

if someone has a go at you in a bar do oyu ask them to identify themselves?

COWARD- CALL THE NUMBER BRIAN

On the street the wrestler has a massive advantage.  They don’t get back up when you slam them on pavement it is over. When you elbow their head into the concrete it doesnt give like a 3 inch foam mat.

I would actually offer to move to a safer softer ground as I don’t want a manslaughter charge

I also don’t drink much less fight drunks on bars I have real skills and sportsmanship

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #913 on: January 19, 2024, 05:39:57 AM »
A boxing match is not a fight in a cage under mma rules I would destroy them

Also how many boxers are in this kind of shape at 46 years old? You said I didn’t update and got fat bullshit tell me about my visceral fat and 40 inch gut fuckign jackass

You have not trained martial arts in decades and still don't do cardio or conditioning.   Being lean and in BB shape is not the same as fighting ability - you know that. 

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« Reply #914 on: January 19, 2024, 05:40:47 AM »
A boxer is not a fighter put me in the cage with a boxer my size or smaller and I am going to win

No offence Hanky and as you can see from my avi I am now a fan, but it's almost like you've never see a boxer in person or realise how slow and heavy footed you are.

You would have almost no chance even with a  good 160lbs boxer with good hands. You'd be laid out flat on your ass before you even get into position to do anything. Honestly I'd give you a 10% chance against even an average 160lbs boxer.

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« Reply #915 on: January 19, 2024, 05:42:04 AM »
A boxer is not a fighter put me in the cage with a boxer my size or smaller and I am going to win

Clegg was neither a wrestler, a boxer, or even a bartender or butcher, and yet his hand was raised at the end.

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« Reply #916 on: January 19, 2024, 05:42:48 AM »
No offence Hanky and as you can see from my avi I am now a fan, but it's almost like you've never see a boxer in person or realise how slow and heavy footed you are.

You would have almost no chance even with a  good 160lbs boxer with good hands. You'd be laid out flat on your ass before you even get into position to do anything. Honestly I'd give you a 10% chance against even an average 160lbs boxer.

bwhaha 160lbs are you kidding I would decimate the current 160lb world champion boxer in a cage

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #917 on: January 19, 2024, 05:44:59 AM »
A boxing match is not a fight in a cage under mma rules I would destroy them

Also how many boxers are in this kind of shape at 46 years old? You said I didn’t update and got fat bullshit tell me about my visceral fat and 40 inch gut fuckign jackass

you do alter your pics hankins... shit doesnt even look like a real photo.. this one is obvious bro

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #918 on: January 19, 2024, 05:45:12 AM »
On the street the wrestler has a massive advantage.  They don’t get back up when you slam them on pavement it is over. When you elbow their head into the concrete it doesnt give like a 3 inch foam mat.

I would actually offer to move to a safer softer ground as I don’t want a manslaughter charge

I also don’t drink much less fight drunks on bars I have real skills and sportsmanship

did you leave the reall skills at home when you quit against clegg?
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« Reply #919 on: January 19, 2024, 05:46:47 AM »
Clegg was neither a wrestler, a boxer, or even a bartender or butcher, and yet his hand was raised at the end.

He actually went 5-4 and even won a belt at some point guy is also a purple belt in BJJ. I think I looked pretty good in the fight to be honest. I clearly won both rounds. Yeah getting DQ before the 3rd sucked but I deliberately tried to box for the first couple minutes. I didn't panic when I got hit and I landed some shots as well. I landed a great left hook at 31 seconds in. Once I took him down though it was no longer competitive. To bad we don't see the round 2 takedown I had him up on my shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Fight went great other than getting DQ'ed. You guys are watching the clip where I decided to stop boxing and grab to argue about my boxing meanwhile, I was boxing for 2 minutes before that and doing just fine.

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« Reply #920 on: January 19, 2024, 05:48:52 AM »
you do alter your pics hankins... shit doesnt even look like a real photo.. this one is obvious bro

Unaltered no filter nothing do I need to start posting videos?

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« Reply #921 on: January 19, 2024, 05:50:34 AM »
Unaltered no filter nothing do I need to start posting videos?

lol.. yes you do. look at it.. get the fuck outta here lmao.. it obvious dont kid urself.

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« Reply #922 on: January 19, 2024, 05:51:16 AM »
He actually went 5-4 and even won a belt at some point guy is also a purple belt in BJJ. I think I looked pretty good in the fight to be honest. I clearly won both rounds. Yeah getting DQ before the 3rd sucked but I deliberately tried to box for the first couple minutes. I didn't panic when I got hit and I landed some shots as well. I landed a great left hook at 31 seconds in. Once I took him down though it was no longer competitive. To bad we don't see the round 2 takedown I had him up on my shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Fight went great other than getting DQ'ed. You guys are watching the clip where I decided to stop boxing and grab to argue about my boxing meanwhile, I was boxing for 2 minutes before that and doing just fine.

The hip toss was the best moment for sure.  You could have broke his guard by reaching under and staking him. 

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« Reply #923 on: January 19, 2024, 05:51:22 AM »
A boxing match is not a fight in a cage under mma rules I would destroy them

Also how many boxers are in this kind of shape at 46 years old? You said I didn’t update and got fat bullshit tell me about my visceral fat and 40 inch gut fuckign jackass

Brian, the one arm and one pec are looking good.

Guessing, the dead arm and dead legs are just that?

I like the hat at 9 am indoors.. not bald right?

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« Reply #924 on: January 19, 2024, 05:53:33 AM »
He actually went 5-4

And you're 0-3. Also you weren't boxing, you were inaccurately throwing out your hands trying to hit something, like a toddler punching his dad's hand.