Pencil Neck

[bhank]

You have not trained martial arts in decades and still don't do cardio or conditioning.   Being lean and in BB shape is not the same as fighting ability - you know that.

I am in way better cardio condition now than I was then. I built a lot of cardio in Maui. I also have been riding my bike 20-35 minutes eod or so 5-10 miles. I am also lighter which makes a difference. I am also smarter. I learned from that experience. I would come in with better cardio and pace myself better. But as far as how I performed for the 2 rounds. I think I was doing great exactly as planned. I don't need to pass guard if I can hit you in the face from your guard and you can't roll me. Did Chael try to pass NO? I can score more points in the shorter time just hitting them from guard vs trying to pass and get a submission as the round ends. I am top heavy I am not getting reversed.

[webstar]

Unaltered no filter nothing do I need to start posting videos?

Yes, we can help you decide which moment is best for a screen shot.

Brian, the light in the bathroom isn't the best.

Have you thought about getting additional lighting or a dark background?

[bhank]

And you're 0-3. Also you weren't boxing, you were inaccurately throwing out your hands trying to hit something, like a toddler punching his dad's hand.

At 31 seconds I connected with a left hook that knocked him into the cage

[Flexacon]

I am in way better cardio condition now than I was then. I built a lot of cardio in Maui. I also have been riding my bike 20-35 minutes eod or so 5-10 miles. I am also lighter which makes a difference. I am also smarter. I learned from that experience. I would come in with better cardio and pace myself better. But as far as how I performed for the 2 rounds. I think I was doing great exactly as planned. I don't need to pass guard if I can hit you in the face from your guard and you can't roll me. Did Chael try to pass NO? I can score more points in the shorter time just hitting them from guard vs trying to pass and get a submission as the round ends. I am top heavy I am not getting reversed.

Lol at you thinking low intensity bike riding translates to cardio that will help you in a fight.

[bhank]

Lol at you thinking low intensity bike riding translates to cardio that will help you in a fight.

I guess you are the expert of course I don't see a video of you throwing someone in your avatar. Also that is not a headlock I have an over under.

[dj181]

You are fucking insane chief

This 154 pound anorexic would fuck you up and knock you the fuck out with 30 seconds guaran-goddamn-teed

[bhank]

You are fucking insane chief

This 154 pound anorexic would fuck you up and knock you the fuck out with 30 seconds guaran-goddamn-teed

I would squash that dude

[BB]

At 31 seconds I connected with a left hook that knocked him into the cage

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That was a slip, he got tangled up in his own feet, you had no power.

[joswift]

A boxing match is not a fight in a cage under mma rules I would destroy them

Also how many boxers are in this kind of shape at 46 years old? You said I didn’t update and got fat bullshit tell me about my visceral fat and 40 inch gut fuckign jackass

you are 3 fights zero wins in MMA.
You cant even beat anyone with

You didnt even manage to go 3 rounds, you bottled it in all three fights
You talk about Tyson having no heart.

You dont have the heart to finish a bodybuilding show

[delon]

I respect chuck, tito I would love to fight yes he would beat me but I hate that fucking guy.

Absolutely my favorite mma moment of all time

Peak liddell was such a force, great striking power coupled with the wrestling background takedown defense

The fact it was tito at the other end of this epic striking barrage made it all the more glorious

[wes]

Forever a badass. That’s awesome.

Come off it Rob,anyone on the board would ragdoll that punk ass bitch!!   

[webstar]

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That was a slip, he got tangled up in his own feet, you had no power.

I just re watched this as I’m waiting for an appointment.

You can see how brutal Brian’s footwork is. Stomping around heavy on the front leg. Mouth open breathing.

Anytime Clegg throws anything a feint or a punch Brian is backing up /moving way to much in fear of the power cyanide Clegg has in his hands.

[bhank]

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That was a slip, he got tangled up in his own feet, you had no power.

Ok Hater

[Hulkotron]

At 31 seconds I connected with a left hook that knocked him into the cage

What is the timestamp for where the knockout occurred?

[joswift]

I am in way better cardio condition now than I was then. I built a lot of cardio in Maui. I also have been riding my bike 20-35 minutes eod or so 5-10 miles. I am also lighter which makes a difference. I am also smarter. I learned from that experience. I would come in with better cardio and pace myself better. But as far as how I performed for the 2 rounds. I think I was doing great exactly as planned. I don't need to pass guard if I can hit you in the face from your guard and you can't roll me. Did Chael try to pass NO? I can score more points in the shorter time just hitting them from guard vs trying to pass and get a submission as the round ends. I am top heavy I am not getting reversed.

Jesus, he thinks he fought Chael Sonnen

It was Clegg you daft twat

[wes]

Brian

Just woke up.....feel like shit.....first coffee.....sore throat,laughing my ass off !!   LOL   

My man Jeff is back! 

NO  HOMO 

[Hulkotron]

Other than "Was an Olympic-caliber wrestler but career was derailed by Army brass politics", my favorite bhanks fantasy is that he "built a ton of cardio" in Hawaii doing kitesurfing, snorkeling, and pogo-sticking.

[joswift]

And you're 0-3. Also you weren't boxing, you were inaccurately throwing out your hands trying to hit something, like a toddler punching his dad's hand.

its incredible how he says he can beat everyone but loses everytime he steps up

[Flexacon]

I guess you are the expert of course I don't see a video of you throwing someone in your avatar. Also that is not a headlock I have an over under.

Please use your expertise to tell me what you call this? Your defence is basically pawing like a kitten 

[wes]

I would give my left nut for the opportunity to fight Mike Tyson in the cage by all means set it up. I will do it for free

Whatever you have  in your vape pen,must be some good shit.......don`t Bogart it, pass it to me so  I can have vivid dreams too. LOL   

[bhank]

I just re watched this as I’m waiting for an appointment.

You can see how brutal Brian’s footwork is. Stomping around heavy on the front leg. Mouth open breathing.

Anytime Clegg throws anything a feint or a punch Brian is backing up /moving way to much in fear of the power cyanide Clegg has in his hands.

Yeah that is the idea you fucking moron am I supposed to stand toe to toe and play rock em sock em robot? Fuck no I avoided getting hit. I kept my hands up. I threw several left hooks one of which clearly hurt him and had him stumbling at 31 seconds. Then I got the slam takedown bounced his head off the ground a few times and delivered some punches and elbows. That round really couldn't have gone much better for me. The 2nd did though as I got the overhead slam and had him on his back eating shots almost the entire round. Now you guys can all talk shit because a ref DQ me but I beat Cleggs Ass.

[bhank]

Other than "Was an Olympic-caliber wrestler but career was derailed by Army brass politics", my favorite bhanks fantasy is that he "built a ton of cardio" in Hawaii doing kitesurfing, snorkeling, and pogo-sticking.

I am a certified free diver I did a 4 minute breath hold and a 100 foot dive to get the certification I was spearfishing not snorkeling

I also did several mile plus swims towing my damn kitesrufing gear back to the beach after going down pass the outer break. When I fought clegg I was working full time in DC with an hour and a half commute doing no cardio and 226lbs. I am now 215lbs and doing cardio big difference.

[38 returns]

Please use your expertise to tell me what you call this? Your defence is basically pawing like a kitten 

he's fucking deluded

he is ineffective on the ground
cant punch
walks onto shots
has no cardio
has no power
has no footwork
has no wins on his record


BUT would beat tyson. fucking dreamer

[BB]

Ok Hater

You connected, but there was nothing to it. Also what was that punch at 1:21 in? Very feminine.

[38 returns]

Yeah that is the idea you fucking moron am I supposed to stand toe to toe and play rock em sock em robot? Fuck no I avoided getting hit. I kept my hands up. I threw several left hooks one of which clearly hurt him and had him stumbling at 31 seconds. Then I got the slam takedown bounced his head off the ground a few times and delivered some punches and elbows. That round really couldn't have gone much better for me. The 2nd did though as I got the overhead slam and had him on his back eating shots almost the entire round. Now you guys can all talk shit because a ref DQ me but I beat Cleggs Ass.

laughable