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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #975 on: January 19, 2024, 06:39:44 AM »
He actually went 5-4 and even won a belt at some point guy is also a purple belt in BJJ. I think I looked pretty good in the fight to be honest.

It has been said Clegg was not a purple belt when you fought.  This happened over the last decade since the fight.
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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #976 on: January 19, 2024, 06:40:43 AM »
how about in a street fight? still taking out iron mike w no rules?

I think it would be a lot easier in a street fight as it hurts a lot more getting slammed on concrete and taking elbows on the ground with concrete behind your head instead of a soft forgiving mat.

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« Reply #977 on: January 19, 2024, 06:41:54 AM »
It has been said Clegg was not a purple belt when you fought.  This happened over the last decade since the fight.

I don't know and I don't care according to him he is a purple belt and trains 2-3 days a week and is 195lbs and runs 5-10 miles a week. So good for him but no I am not going to try to cut to 185lbs.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #978 on: January 19, 2024, 06:45:54 AM »
I think it would be a lot easier in a street fight as it hurts a lot more getting slammed on concrete and taking elbows on the ground with concrete behind your head instead of a soft forgiving mat.

i think anyone would be better off in a ring w tyson... u got rules, gloves, a ref.... on the street its just you and that scared, 11 year old kid fighting for his life lol... nothing to fuck around w imo. but ok hankins

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #979 on: January 19, 2024, 06:50:19 AM »
Keep your fantasies to yourself. I build the best cardio snowboarding or spearfishing or mountain biking or surfing. It has to be a fun activity for me to really push it. Right now I am just riding my bike. Again not trying to be a professional mma fighter but yeah I do think I can whoop all your candy asses.

Yes, gliding to the lift chair and sliding down a hill.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #980 on: January 19, 2024, 06:51:15 AM »
I don't know and I don't care according to him he is a purple belt and trains 2-3 days a week and is 195lbs and runs 5-10 miles a week. So good for him but no I am not going to try to cut to 185lbs.

Brian, during your 125,000 lbs school fights were you guys fighting on grass or concrete?

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« Reply #981 on: January 19, 2024, 06:52:15 AM »
Its called a hypothetical question....look it up.

Nice to see such a badass like you make yourself out to be dodged it like the champ you think you are.

Here's a test......

To Rob....same question....if you were offered a cage fight for tomorrow, you don't know who you're fighting.....do you take it?

Yeah win or lose I’m in for the excitement if nothing else. Win or lose don’t matter to me just doing it does. I’ve lost many fights. I do truly enjoy the process though.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #982 on: January 19, 2024, 06:52:24 AM »
Correct at the time I would have 5 mcdoubles as my standard lunch. I was also getting chicken biscuits and a chocolate milkshake for breakfast everyday. I was full on bulking.
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A guy training as long as you have has to know that you will shit out most of that garbage and it wouldn`t be properly utilized by the body.

You just wanted the numbers on the scale to climb to boost your ego.......how dumb is that?

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #983 on: January 19, 2024, 06:54:38 AM »
Brian, during your 125,000 lbs school fights were you guys fighting on grass or concrete?

Wood floor or grass typically

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #984 on: January 19, 2024, 06:55:20 AM »
I think it would be a lot easier in a street fight as it hurts a lot more getting slammed on concrete and taking elbows on the ground with concrete behind your head instead of a soft forgiving mat.

From the Clegg fight, we've established you don't have the power for a knockout. So your only hope is a takedown, but what are you going to do when he wrenches your arm Botha style, while beating you with the other hand?

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #985 on: January 19, 2024, 06:59:18 AM »
I think it would be a lot easier in a street fight as it hurts a lot more getting slammed on concrete and taking elbows on the ground with concrete behind your head instead of a soft forgiving mat.
You seem to forget that the other muthafucker you`re fighting will be fighting back.

You have yourself winning in your mind, which is a good thing,but there are some badass dudes on the street who can kick some ass.......don`t doubt it.

You don`t feel any fucking concrete until later on after the fight is over.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #986 on: January 19, 2024, 06:59:58 AM »
From the Clegg fight, we've established you don't have the power for a knockout. So you're only hope is a takedown, but what are you going to do when he wrenches your arm Botha style, while beating you with the other hand?

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Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I think Tyson today in 2024 would be an easy fight for me. Boxing is not fighting. A straight boxer is tailer made for me especially one who comes forward throwing hooks and tying up. But yeah sure I could be wrong would love to find out but Tyson doesn't go around taking open MMA challenges for free nor should he at 58 years old the man has earned the right to relax.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #987 on: January 19, 2024, 07:03:31 AM »
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I think Tyson today in 2024 would be an easy fight for me. Boxing is not fighting. A straight boxer is tailer made for me especially one who comes forward throwing hooks and tying up. But yeah sure I could be wrong would love to find out but Tyson doesn't go around taking open MMA challenges for free nor should he at 58 years old the man has earned the right to relax.
Like I said,I just woke up.......sitting here in my boxers and a pair of slippers.......if I  knew the shit in this thread was gonna be this fucking deep,I would have worn a pair of hip waders!   ;D

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #988 on: January 19, 2024, 07:03:50 AM »
And you guys talk about squeeky voices like that determines fighting ability then say Tyson is the baddest have you heard Tyson talk?




https://www.instagram.com/p/C2Qdl1opqZj/

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #989 on: January 19, 2024, 07:12:59 AM »
And you guys talk about squeeky voices like that determines fighting ability then say Tyson is the baddest have you heard Tyson talk?




https://www.instagram.com/p/C2Qdl1opqZj/

He’s a fighter though. He can actually hurt people.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #990 on: January 19, 2024, 07:15:38 AM »
Absolutely my favorite mma moment of all time

Peak liddell was such a force, great striking power coupled with the wrestling background takedown defence

The fact it was tito at the other end of this epic striking barrage made it all the more glorious




That was awesome. Fuck Tito.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #991 on: January 19, 2024, 07:16:51 AM »
I never said they couldn't be a pro. I said I am not fighting a 25 year old pro. By all means give me a 205lb guy in his mid to late 40s.

I also said I would make an exception for the UFC and fight anyone if it was in the UFC. But yeah I would prefer a fair fight against someone my age.

None of that changes I will still fuck up anyone who says some dumb shit to me in real life. We are talking about scheduling an MMA fight that is a little different. I am not going to schedule and MMA fight with Frances Ngannuo for no reason.

Also I am not scheduling anything with random anonymous trolls that is nonsense you want to fight identify yourself step 1



CALL ME ON THE PHONE NUMBER AND I WILL IDENTIFY MYSELF TO YOU ON THE CALL

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #992 on: January 19, 2024, 07:20:49 AM »
Also brian

your 11,600 school fights

did they all identify themselves?

you are using my identity not being given (because you will grass to the police) as a reason not to fight. if i get to vegas I will spit in your face and we will see what you do. the clegg fight showed me you are clueless. i'd KO you in seconds. And i'm no great shakes but you are an aborition of a 'fighter'.
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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #993 on: January 19, 2024, 07:24:44 AM »
Also brian

your 11,600 school fights

did they all identify themselves?

you are using my identity not being given (because you will grass to the police) as a reason not to fight. if i get to vegas I will spit in your face and we will see what you do. the clegg fight showed me you are clueless. i'd KO you in seconds. And i'm no great shakes but you are an aborition of a 'fighter'.

Do you think my opponents were invisible? Did I not see them? Could I not identify them? Neither you nor anyone else is going to do a damn thing so fuck off with your nonsense.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #994 on: January 19, 2024, 07:25:11 AM »
Jesus man I got sick it happens. I was not a little sick either

He made himself sick with diuretics and FTPP.  Then had massive hemorrhoid problem afterwards. He worked the day after the show, stop it. 

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #995 on: January 19, 2024, 07:27:43 AM »
He made himself sick with diuretics and FTPP.  Then had massive hemorrhoid problem afterwards. He worked the day after the show, stop it.

I had the issue for a month prior you dumb fuck that is why I was on prescribed Percocet's. I can't believe I have to justify getting sick. I also work from home. I felt like shit I pushed it as far as I could. I should have backed out a month prior but had committed.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #996 on: January 19, 2024, 07:27:51 AM »
I don't know and I don't care according to him he is a purple belt and trains 2-3 days a week and is 195lbs and runs 5-10 miles a week. So good for him

So you believe he would ragdoll Tyson too?
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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #997 on: January 19, 2024, 07:30:51 AM »
No offence Hanky and as you can see from my avi I am now a fan, but it's almost like you've never see a boxer in person or realise how slow and heavy footed you are.

You would have almost no chance even with a  good 160lbs boxer with good hands. You'd be laid out flat on your ass before you even get into position to do anything. Honestly I'd give you a 10% chance against even an average 160lbs boxer.

I think I mentioned this before but there’s a whole episode about this with Tony Danza boxer character where the pro guy let him get some shots in, and he gets all confident but then at the end, the pro guy shows him he couldn’t lay a glove on him. And Hank he’s got a huge giant target. Did any pro boxer would destroy it long before any grappling.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #998 on: January 19, 2024, 07:32:36 AM »
So you believe he would ragdoll Tyson too?

Today in 2024? No because Jamie is a 190lb striker. I do not consider his purple belt on par with my wrestling, and he is also not going to be 220lbs. Jamie loses on the feet. I win on the ground. Styles make fights.

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #999 on: January 19, 2024, 07:34:22 AM »
I had the issue for a month prior you dumb fuck that is why I was on prescribed Percocet's. I can't believe I have to justify getting sick. I also work from home. I felt like shit I pushed it as far as I could. I should have backed out a month prior but had committed.

You took the FTPP.....you admitted that on here....was that prescribed?  Be honest you self proclaimed "only honest one on the board".   Saying "I don't have to justify anything" is lying by omission.