Pencil Neck

[Never1AShow]

I came back because no one picked up on his family unfriendly shopping cart with just food for him in it

Proof positive hes living alone and Ems out of town at her daughters

He hasnt seen Em for weeks

I didn't post about it but I did notice that and it stuck in the back of my mind.  I posted something about him cooking for himself now somewhere here recently (or thought i did),  What struck me also was that it was all meat and easy to cook meat.  Eat a goddamn salad dude, it's good for you.

Still glad you're back whatever the reason.

[bhank]

Monster's don't weight 220, sorry Brian.  250 and over...
And monsters dont say "I am a monster". The gym idiots we see online do.

I am not a regular 220lb guy put me at normal bodyfat of a typical weightlifter and I would be 240 plus. Add in my current athletic ability and age and fuck yes I am a monster. I will run through someone my age.

[Gym Rat]

Why do I need to argue with you idiots about every lie you make up? Why do I need to prove the same thing a dozen times? Let's see you lift anything first. My build clearly shows I am training does yours?

Why do I need to argue with you idiots about every lie you make up? (Not sure, but you continue to do so, 24x7).
Why do I need to prove the same thing a dozen times? (Not sure, but you continue to do so, 24x7).

Why do you post mostly naked poses 24x7, to a board full of men???

[bhank]

I didn't post about it but I did notice that and it stuck in the back of my mind.  I posted something about him cooking for himself now somewhere here recently (or thought i did),  What struck me also was that it was all meat and easy to cook meat.  Eat a goddamn salad dude, it's good for you.

Still glad you're back whatever the reason.

Unlike you fucking cucks I actually feed my wife and children a high protein diet of meat

[bhank]

Why do I need to argue with you idiots about every lie you make up? (Not sure, but you continue to do so, 24x7).
Why do I need to prove the same thing a dozen times? (Not sure, but you continue to do so, 24x7).

Why do you post mostly naked poses 24x7, to a board full of men???

How the fuck are you going to call shirtless naked on a bodybuilding board. I post because everyday they act like I am not in shape claim I have a 40 inch gut and stopped training. Yet everyday I am jacked and lean. Also I am getting better

[IroNat]

I am not a regular 220lb guy put me at normal bodyfat of a typical weightlifter and I would be 240 plus. Add in my current athletic ability and age and fuck yes I am a monster. I will run through someone my age.

You are a lousy wrestler.

You are a fraud.

You wouldn't do sh*t.

However, please carry on entertaining us.

[bhank]

You are a lousy wrestler.

You are a fraud.

You wouldn't do sh*t.

However, please carry on entertaining us.

And you have determined that by watching me go 1 for 1 on a takedown attempt where my opponents feet went over his head during an over under trip slam lol

[Taffin]

Hahaha.  Me too.  My posting the link to that video has almost tripled the number of posts in this thread in a couple of days.  (*It's also brought Jswift back which I'm happy about because he is one of Hawky's best destroyers).

Hnaky posted 109 times yesterday, January 19th!  109 TIMES!!!

I keep wondering whether he owes me a sincere thank you for posting it or not?

 

Love it when you guys bring the stats!  So with 8 hours sleep and 8 hours work, that's something like a post every 4 minutes?  Not even allowing for multiple meals and toilet time

It takes me more than 4 minutes to even type shit out LOL so at this point poor Brian must feel like he's swatting at wasps or something



*Me too

[webstar]

I am not a regular 220lb guy put me at normal bodyfat of a typical weightlifter and I would be 240 plus. Add in my current athletic ability and age and fuck yes I am a monster. I will run through someone my age.

Brian, what athletic ability dl you have at 46?

You literally huff and puff walking thru Home Depot.

Anyone, fighter or not could literally dance around the ring and you would be gasping for air in 60 seconds

[GymnJuice]

Unlike you fucking cucks I actually feed my wife and children a high protein diet of meat

Is this a new thing?

[38 returns]

Brian, what athletic ability dl you have at 46?

You literally huff and puff walking thru Home Depot.

Anyone, fighter or not could literally dance around the ring and you would be gasping for air in 60 seconds

the ahtletic ability to do 15 minutes on the recumbent bike twice a week.

he's a fraud and enjoying the attention.

[joswift]

I am not a regular 220lb guy put me at normal bodyfat of a typical weightlifter and I would be 240 plus. Add in my current athletic ability and age and fuck yes I am a monster. I will run through someone my age.

your stage weight was 200 and you were 20lb over, we all saw the photos Brian

Your heaviest weight I recall was 238 and it was all shit water and food

You couldnt get to 240 and stay there for a week if your life depended on it

[Hulkotron]

Love it when you guys bring the stats!  So with 8 hours sleep and 8 hours work, that's something like a post every 4 minutes?  Not even allowing for multiple meals and toilet time

It takes me more than 4 minutes to even type shit out LOL so at this point poor Brian must feel like he's swatting at wasps or something

No disrespect intended Taffin but I think you made an error here in the relevant constraints on the problem.

[38 returns]

jeff

he's show ready now

Be interesting to see how he does in the charlotte cup on April 6th?

[joswift]

jeff

he's show ready now

Be interesting to see how he does in the charlotte cup on April 6th?

hes as show ready as he is fight fit...

[bhank]

your stage weight was 200 and you were 20lb over, we all saw the photos Brian

Your heaviest weight I recall was 238 and it was all shit water and food

You couldnt get to 240 and stay there for a week if your life depended on it

All 3 statements are false I was never 200 on stage and I was not 20lbs over you show one pic of me walking catching my breath that is not the only pic from the show

[bhank]

jeff

he's show ready now

Be interesting to see how he does in the charlotte cup on April 6th?

Of course I watching that date now that they have increased the limit to 209lbs. But that is spring break week I have my son the entire week and both weekends not exactly conducive to prepping and competing in  a show. But something else might come up based on my current condition 209lbs would be a great weight for me to compete . But will see how things go as I get closer to spring and summer shows but yeah another reason I am not bulking

[joswift]

All 3 statements are false I was never 200 on stage and I was not 20lbs over you show one pic of me walking catching my breath that is not the only pic from the show

I know, all the others show the same condition
https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2021/npc_south_carolina_excalibur/bons/brian_wood_hankins

As for your "i cant get to 185", hes a snippet from you long criminal history, notice your weight...by the way your age is 45 here, but it hapened in 1998?

[OneMoreRep]

Of course I watching that date now that they have increased the limit to 209lbs. But that is spring break week I have my son the entire week and both weekends not exactly conducive to prepping and competing in  a show. But something else might come up based on my current condition 209lbs would be a great weight for me to compete . But will see how things go as I get closer to spring and summer shows but yeah another reason I am not bulking

I think you would do great at that catchweight Brian. It will keep you looking fuller, better hydrated and able to outsize most of those guys on stage.

Looking forward to it!

"1"

[38 returns]

Of course I watching that date now that they have increased the limit to 209lbs. But that is spring break week I have my son the entire week and both weekends not exactly conducive to prepping and competing in  a show. But something else might come up based on my current condition 209lbs would be a great weight for me to compete . But will see how things go as I get closer to spring and summer shows but yeah another reason I am not bulking

but you are stage ready now so surely its just put on thepro tan and pick up the trophy?

are you entering the wheelchair division>

[wes]

For a guy that says nobody here even trains,most of us post our weekly workouts daily, where Hanky very seldom does unless it`s 3 sets of leg extensions. 

No need to film a lift or take pics we just train......the only one posting pics is Brian and it`s not because he`s proving anything,he just loves the attention whether its good or bad...........he`s the best lover he has ever had, and he is his only fan.

I train as heavy and as hard as I can 4 days a week.......don`t believe it,I couldn`t care less........I am also making pretty steady progress.......don`t believe it,I don`t care.

My goal is to win or place in my next contest,not to post daily multiple pics on getbig that always look exactly alike.

If you don`t believe I will compete again.....just stick around and  see me finish the entire show after a real prep.

"Monster" Of Peace

[Gym Rat]

Bodybuilders are also score on symmetry and balance. Brian, you have to different bodies glued together.
(One half looks like it belongs to someone else).
You wont go far...

[joswift]

Of course I watching that date now that they have increased the limit to 209lbs. But that is spring break week I have my son the entire week and both weekends not exactly conducive to prepping and competing in  a show. But something else might come up based on my current condition 209lbs would be a great weight for me to compete . But will see how things go as I get closer to spring and summer shows but yeah another reason I am not bulking

6lbs less than Flex Wheelers all time best at the Arnold classic in 93

180 is your real stage weight Brian, wake the fuck up

[joswift]

How the fuck are you going to call shirtless naked on a bodybuilding board. I post because everyday they act like I am not in shape claim I have a 40 inch gut and stopped training. Yet everyday I am jacked and lean. Also I am getting better

Its not an act Brian, we have seen your selective selfies and your relaxed gut shots, we have also seen your "training" which has only even been 1RM lifts and shaky "hold my beer" squat attempts

[joswift]

Bodybuilders are also score on symmetry and balance. Brian, you have to different bodies glued together.
(One half looks like it belongs to someone else).
You wont go far...

his hole belongs to Spalding.