I could tell stories for days wins and losses but people would say not true blah blah blah so I’ll just read other people stories. I do enjoy fight stories.
Seems suspicious…
Post a photo with an upside down coffee cup.
Post a pic of you holding scissors in the Italian countryside.
Post a video of you bench pressing while back squatting and wearing a mask.
Post 316 photos of Onlyfans pics of your feet
Post your passport photo
Post a photo of you making XFACTOR your bitch.
Post your mortgage statement for at least 4 houses
Post your tax returns from 2005 - 2022.
Post videos of your last 1,267 fights
Post your birth certificate
Post your fingerprints
Post pics of any and all trophies you have won in the Ultra Lightweight Strongman class.
Post the PMs where people claim you’re Walter Sobchak.
Post the jerkoff video you sent to Primehomosexual.
Post your education certificates you pretend are diplomas.
Post at least one receipt for the money you paid to promoters to enter strongman contests.
Post a video of you deadlifting 200 lbs while looking like a monkey fucking a football.
Post a photo or video of you in your wrestling singlet while competing in an event.
Post a copy of one or more of the threatening letters you have sent to police departments.
You have 20 minutes to comply or else you’re just a Walter Sobchak gimmick and that’s bad because he is a bad man and made a tiny retard cry.
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