Yeah when the federal government conspires against you its definitely a stacked deck.
It doesn't take a federal conspiracy for ol joe to rip his own rectum open. All joe needs to do is try riding a bike, walking and talking at the same time, or just walking or just talking or trying to poop, or trying to think, or trying to run the country. Never has one failed so spectacularly as a result of his own sheer incompetence.