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ronnyg801

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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2024, 08:47:36 PM »
Whole new meaning to "spinner"
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joswift

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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2024, 01:02:17 AM »
Have you ever been fucked?
No
You are now, the tides coming in.
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2024, 01:58:58 AM »
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2024, 04:15:26 AM »
She is just a copycat. Helena was the real deal:

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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2024, 10:11:29 AM »
Well, she never wipes...so there's that.  :-X
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2024, 10:44:50 AM »
Quote from: ThisisOverload on January 29, 2024, 05:59:29 PM
I'm just wondering if she has enough core strength to rebound like an inflatable punching bag?

That way she would basically throat herself just with a good thrust of my hips.

Would hit 10/10.

Well she can't cheat at crunches so it should be pretty good


Quote from: SOMEPARTS on January 30, 2024, 10:11:29 AM
Well, she never wipes...so there's that.  :-X

No problem - I'd give it the old spit-wash first
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2024, 12:31:16 AM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on January 30, 2024, 10:11:29 AM
Well, she never wipes...so there's that.  :-X
How does she even get on the toilet?
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2024, 02:34:01 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on January 31, 2024, 12:31:16 AM
How does she even get on the toilet?

Her handler lifts heavy things up and puts them down again
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #33 on: January 31, 2024, 07:40:50 AM »


Good for her, stumping so hard for intimate embraces that, alas, would only find reciprocation in amorous nuzzles. However, I’d have to pass (assuming sobriety). We’re just too intellectually distant - she can’t possibly roll up her sleeves to respond to my brain teasing flirtations — you know, being perpetually stumped.
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joswift

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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2024, 08:48:44 AM »
Anals out , she would expect you to douche her first
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2024, 09:50:26 AM »
Quote from: Kahn.N.Singh on January 31, 2024, 07:40:50 AM


Good for her, stumping so hard for intimate embraces that, alas, would only find reciprocation in amorous nuzzles. However, I’d have to pass (assuming sobriety). We’re just too intellectually distant - she can’t possibly roll up her sleeves to respond to my brain teasing flirtations — you know, being perpetually stumped.


You'd have to be half a necrophiliac to be into this. Talk about dead in bed.  ;D
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2024, 11:31:55 AM »
Count me in, I love to stump jump!
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2024, 03:53:39 PM »
Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on January 29, 2024, 11:58:18 AM
;D

Fuck.  I took a look at the photo then started to read the comments and it didn’t make sense and I had to look again because the first time I didn’t notice she had no limbs.
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #38 on: February 01, 2024, 12:35:27 AM »
Quote from: joswift on January 31, 2024, 08:48:44 AM
Anals out , she would expect you to douche her first
She certainly couldn't do it herself.
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Kwon

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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2024, 08:58:47 AM »
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2024, 09:28:12 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on February 02, 2024, 08:58:47 AM



Speaking of the king... she reminds me of those Elvis bust lamps, haha.



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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2024, 09:33:43 AM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on February 02, 2024, 09:28:12 AM

Speaking of the king... she reminds me of those Elvis bust lamps, haha.




If you have an Argument, just put her somewhere, attic, basement etc :D

Close the door
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #42 on: February 02, 2024, 09:38:49 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 31, 2024, 03:53:39 PM
Fuck.  I took a look at the photo then started to read the comments and it didn’t make sense and I had to look again because the first time I didn’t notice she had no limbs.

Now you know how Emily Urch feels during sex.
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #43 on: February 03, 2024, 12:34:07 AM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on February 02, 2024, 09:28:12 AM

Speaking of the king... she reminds me of those Elvis bust lamps, haha.



:D
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #44 on: February 03, 2024, 12:51:54 AM »
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #45 on: February 03, 2024, 01:31:14 AM »
Honest question, stumpita looks like she works out. How is that  possible? Do the nubs do quarter reps, some form of pilates  or hot yoga? This really has me stumped.
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #46 on: February 03, 2024, 03:00:11 AM »
Quote from: Theoak* on February 03, 2024, 01:31:14 AM
Honest question, stumpita looks like she works out. How is that  possible? Do the nubs do quarter reps, some form of pilates  or hot yoga? This really has me stumped.

Lot of crunches...
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #47 on: February 03, 2024, 05:19:13 AM »
Quote from: Theoak* on February 03, 2024, 01:31:14 AM
Honest question, stumpita looks like she works out. How is that  possible? Do the nubs do quarter reps, some form of pilates  or hot yoga? This really has me stumped.

She bobs to the oldies doing water aerobics.
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Re: WYHI??
« Reply #48 on: February 03, 2024, 11:53:55 PM »
Quote from: GymnJuice on February 03, 2024, 05:19:13 AM
She bobs to the oldies doing water aerobics.
:D
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