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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #875 on: February 14, 2024, 03:34:52 PM »

Who cares what these guys think your face looks like anyway? Just one girl has to like it that is it. My wife likes my face that is all that matters.
Even with the saliva sodden chin after your stroke?

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #876 on: February 14, 2024, 03:35:27 PM »
Or it is just a lifting video and I don't give a fuck what you think of my clothing style
Yep, avoid the slurred speech due to the stroke.

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #877 on: February 14, 2024, 03:36:44 PM »
Or it is just a lifting video and I don't give a fuck what you think of my clothing style

Agreed,

House isn’t sold
Emily is gone

Brian is in shambles like his blood work

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #878 on: February 14, 2024, 03:36:56 PM »
We had a guy here today fixing the sauna (I do sweat in my sauna). Another guy was hauling away trash and a plumber was installing a new hot water pump. I had to replace an HVAC unit inside and out last week. So yeah fixing house up for sale and stuff is breaking just as quick. Can at least advertise new hvac and water pump when listed I guess. New house is supposed to be finished this month and we are trying to list this one next month. Boat guy was also here anyone want to buy a boat?

That's the only place you sweat because sweating in the gym requires hard work.

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #879 on: February 14, 2024, 03:37:34 PM »
Yep, avoid the slurred speech due to the stroke.

Pretty sure, he had a minor stroke

The drooping face and slurred speech clear signs

Unless, he has been hitting the bottle ever since Emily left.

Which wouldn’t surprise me

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #880 on: February 14, 2024, 03:37:43 PM »
the house is off the market and unsold, last sold 2016 when you bought it

Ems gone leaving your paralysed drooling face in her slipstream.

My wife is actually getting ready now we are heading out to Vday dinner here in a few minutes. I am planning on getting the Lobster.

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #881 on: February 14, 2024, 03:37:55 PM »
That's the only place you sweat because sweating in the gym requires hard work.
and in the cells after a female battery charge arrest.

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #882 on: February 14, 2024, 03:41:02 PM »
and in the cells after a female battery charge arrest.

Isn't it Vday in England shouldn't you be taking the misses out for Hog Pudding or something?

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #883 on: February 14, 2024, 03:43:05 PM »
Isn't it Vday in England shouldn't you be taking the misses out for Hog Pudding or something?
its 11.40pm you moron, its 18.40 where you are, where's Em?

Is tshe mopping your chin?

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #884 on: February 14, 2024, 03:43:54 PM »
My wife is actually getting ready now we are heading out to Vday dinner here in a few minutes. I am planning on getting the Lobster.
where was she on the 11th Brian, if you were with her you were drinking a fucking cocktail.

PS, hes going to avoid the paralysed face comments

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #885 on: February 14, 2024, 03:48:24 PM »
My wife is actually getting ready now we are heading out to Vday dinner here in a few minutes. I am planning on getting the Lobster.

Bullshit, your finances are in worse shape then your physique.

No way you’re getting the lobster. Post a picture if you are.

This  jobless prick is going to the Golden corral

Poor em

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #886 on: February 14, 2024, 04:01:56 PM »
A low sweat rate is a sign of poor fitness.

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #887 on: February 14, 2024, 04:28:18 PM »
Are we all just not talking about his weird ear..?



I presume some straight men might find the shape attractive.  :o

He probably wrestled in High School.

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #888 on: February 14, 2024, 04:43:57 PM »
I presume some straight men might find the shape attractive.  :o

He probably wrestled in High School.

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This explains the big headphones.
Injury or born with that?

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #889 on: February 14, 2024, 04:44:09 PM »
Isn't it Vday in England shouldn't you be taking the misses out for Hog Pudding or something?

Sorry to hear about the stroke.  Get well soon. 

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #890 on: February 14, 2024, 04:47:36 PM »
Boat guy was also here anyone want to buy a boat?

Did you blow diarrhea shit all over the poop deck?

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #891 on: February 14, 2024, 04:49:12 PM »

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #892 on: February 14, 2024, 05:02:07 PM »
Are we all just not talking about his weird ear..?



Very sly supplementary work  ;D


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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #893 on: February 14, 2024, 05:12:51 PM »
My wife is actually getting ready now we are heading out to Vday dinner here in a few minutes. I am planning on getting the Lobster.

All about you.   Any normal guy would be saying something nice about her.  Not you....its "I am planning on getting the lobster".

What a fucking douche noodle

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #894 on: February 14, 2024, 05:17:01 PM »
hahahaha

you post the worst possible angle dipshit

show the other one that was connected to that ;)

That picture is no better. Your jaw still goes directly into your neck.
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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #895 on: February 14, 2024, 05:22:06 PM »
Who is this?

Lead singer of Midnight Oil?

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #896 on: February 14, 2024, 05:26:02 PM »
You are 50 years old and don't understand basic anatomy. Your stomach is located behind your abs (something you don't have) when you eat it expands. Once food is digested it contracts. If your midsection is flat in the morning when empty then you do not have a gut no matter how big it gets after a meal.  A gut is fat I do not have fat on my midsection. Food, fluid, gas, are not a gut they are things passing through your digestive system stomach and intestines not the same thing at all. Absolutely when bulking I will have an expanded stomach mid afternoon as I have eaten 5 meals by then. But every morning once I have finished digestion I am diced you can't suck a gut into diced.

HA HA....I aced anatomy and phys buttplug...graduate level.  Ever done a dissection on a human body?   I HAVE!

Your stomach is located in the epigastric region.  Know what that is?   Google it fuck wad.  Your small intestine and large intestine comprise the most area (of the organs) behind the "abs".   You still have the kidneys and spleen to worry about.  Know what those are?  (Those are organs that failed in you...because you said you had overall organ failure.....or did you forget that??)

Your stomach can stretch to about 2 - 4 liters.  Normal people feel full after about 1 liter.  Generally about 1 quart of food is the amount the stomach can hold.   Your stomach doesn't get anywhere near the midpoint of the "abs".   

Wanna play anatomy and physiology again Brian??  I can fuck you up any time....your bioidentical prescription drug knowledge won't help you on this.  I have forgotten more about anatomy and physiology than you would ever know.

You have a "gut" because of bloating.  Its your small and/or large intestines.  NOT because you had some big fucking meal of french god damn toast.  You won't win this one ass bacon.   

Post the gorilla video so we can all see this amazingly big "stomach"

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #897 on: February 14, 2024, 05:27:49 PM »
You may need to add Lisp, Bells Palsy, Stroke, or something to the list.  That last video was very concerning honestly.

I re-watched the video with the sound on:

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #898 on: February 14, 2024, 05:55:12 PM »
1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"

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Right arm longer than left - as in his 1st pic he posted on Getbig

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Re: Bloodwork
« Reply #899 on: February 14, 2024, 06:30:08 PM »
Isn't it Vday in England shouldn't you be taking the misses out for Hog Pudding or something?

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