Bloodwork

[BEEFCAKE]

I would rather feel lust than a guilty shameful victim. Everything in moderation.

ya we know...

[Rambone]

ya we know...

Hahaha yesssssss Lustral and Ro bro-ing out is my favorite

[BigRo]

ya we know...

Not that kind of Lust lol.

[delon]

2024 - bhank vs. dj181

bhank
Key Strengths:
"technically a genius", romancing (see Valanetine Day 2024, nailed it), comical facial expressions
Key Challenges:
Maintaining employment, spelling dumbbell & valentine correctly
Height:
5'10 - 5'10.75 depending on the era, website, season, current tides, argument at hand
Net Worth:
Current Zillow value of Kitty Hawk residence (-50% in 5 years or so)
Hairs on top of head:
Approx. 37, but evenly distributed so full coverage
Posts YTD:
1,351 (29 per day)



dj181
Key Strengths:
"deep set warrior eyes", dick shelfing, posting YouTube music video links for no compelling reason
Key Challenges:
Maintaining employment, spelling anything correctly
Height:
5'11, "higher than 85% of men" and 100% of bhanks
Net Worth:
Zero until mom transfers
Hairs on top of head:
0, but "hair is for f@gs and females" so all good
Posts YTD:
1,747 (38 per day)

[BB]

2024 - bhank vs. dj181

bhank
Key Strengths:
"technically a genius", romancing (see Valanetine Day 2024, nailed it), comical facial expressions
Key Challenges:
Maintaining employment, spelling dumbbell correctly
Height:
5'10 - 5'10.75 depending on the era, website, season, current tides, argument at hand
Net Worth:
Current Zillow value of Kitty Hawk residence (-50% in 5 years or so)
Hairs on top of head:
Approx. 37, but evenly distributed so full coverage
Posts YTD:
1,351 (29 per day)



dj181
Key Strengths:
"deep set warrior eyes", dick shelfing, posting YouTube music video links for no compelling reason
Key Challenges:
Maintaining employment, spelling anything correctly
Height:
5'11, "higher than 85% of men" and 100% of bhanks
Net Worth:
Zero until mom transfers
Hairs on top of head:
0, but "hair is for f@gs and females" so all good
Posts YTD:
1,747 (38 per day)

The Polish Powerhouse vs The Nincompoop from North Cackalacky.

[Sandrock]

The way hanky says "keepin the faith" is fucking classic.  Two days in a row I've gotten a laugh from that.  You are once again the main event of getbig hank. 

[Sandrock]

hank you still have to rise up to Matt's deadlift challenge.  He posted many vids and sent you back into the midcard with the ass kicking he gave you.  You recently made it back to the top of getbig, but it's shaky like your bench presses.  Matt is owed a deadlift max video from you, and if you do not post one he'll collect on your ass with 6.45 inches of autistic fury. 

[Flexacon]

2024 - bhank vs. dj181

bhank

Posts YTD:
1,351 (29 per day)



dj181

Posts YTD:
1,747 (38 per day)

Big Hanks was banned for a couple of weeks I think at the start of the year so his post count has suffered

[OneMoreRep]

The way hanky says "keepin the faith" is fucking classic.  Two days in a row I've gotten a laugh from that.  You are once again the main event of getbig hank.

It only takes a mustard seed. That's why bhank is able to tell those two mountains of weight to move in strict form through the hammer curling motion and they move. Nothing will be impossible for you if you keep the faith.

A guy named Matthew once spoke about a Jewish guy that talked about this exact same thing ages ago.

"1"

[Sandrock]

It only takes a mustard seed. That's why bhank is able to tell those two mountains of weight to move in strict form through the hammer curling motion and they move. Nothing will be impossible for you if you keep the faith.

A guy named Matthew once spoke about a Jewish guy that talked about this exact same thing ages ago.

"1"

Yes, MattC frequently speaks of the jews.

[Dave D]

I haven't seen a max deadlift or squat from him yet. How can I prove I can do more? Let Krank put up a max squat or deadlift.

You know how I know Webster doesn't lift? A lifter would want to see someone my size pull 500lbs. 315lbs is nothing Webster doesn't lift. Lets see him pull 315lbs it will never happen because he doesn't even lift.

You know how I know you don’t lift, you think a 500# pound pull at 230 is supposed to be impressive.

[webstar]

Again by all means post a deadlift. If you all posted deadlifts I would post one. But you don't you all just talk shit and demand I post a deadlift fuck off.

Brian, just stop

A 315 deadlift is not impressive.

For someone who has been blasting gear for 20 years 315 should be easy work for you.

Easy 15-20 reps

However, in your current stroke state you would be wrapped around the bar or face plant

[Dave D]

It only takes a mustard seed. That's why bhank is able to tell those two mountains of weight to move in strict form through the hammer curling motion and they move. Nothing will be impossible for you if you keep the faith.

A guy named Matthew once spoke about a Jewish guy that talked about this exact same thing ages ago.

"1"

Excellent!

Man I’ve missed so much in this thread. I was literally dying laughing at the hammer curl video and when I was asked what’s so funny about the video I said he may have had a stroke.

And now my family thinks there’s something wrong with me….

[Walter Sobchak]

It only takes a mustard seed. That's why bhank is able to tell those two mountains of weight to move in strict form through the hammer curling motion and they move. Nothing will be impossible for you if you keep the faith.

A guy named Matthew once spoke about a Jewish guy that talked about this exact same thing ages ago.

"1"

Luke did too.
17:6

[SF1900]

So do you have friends or not? 

He can’t keep his lies straight.

[dj181]

2024 - bhank vs. dj181

bhank
Key Strengths:
"technically a genius", romancing (see Valanetine Day 2024, nailed it), comical facial expressions
Key Challenges:
Maintaining employment, spelling dumbbell & valentine correctly
Height:
5'10 - 5'10.75 depending on the era, website, season, current tides, argument at hand
Net Worth:
Current Zillow value of Kitty Hawk residence (-50% in 5 years or so)
Hairs on top of head:
Approx. 37, but evenly distributed so full coverage
Posts YTD:
1,351 (29 per day)



dj181
Key Strengths:
"deep set warrior eyes", dick shelfing, posting YouTube music video links for no compelling reason
Key Challenges:
Maintaining employment, spelling anything correctly
Height:
5'11, "higher than 85% of men" and 100% of bhanks
Net Worth:
Zero until mom transfers
Hairs on top of head:
0, but "hair is for f@gs and females" so all good
Posts YTD:
1,747 (38 per day)

BRAVO!!!!

i'm impressed

11/10

[bhank]

You know how I know you don’t lift, you think a 500# pound pull at 230 is supposed to be impressive.

No again a 500lb pull would be standard. Do I think I can pull 500? Yeah I do. Am I going to bother setting it all up and strainign my lower back to argue with you idiots fuck no

[Soul Crusher]

No again a 500lb pull would be standard. Do I think I can pull 500? Yeah I do. Am I going to bother setting it all up and strainign my lower back to argue with you idiots fuck no

It takes all of one minute to set it up.   

[joswift]

No again a 500lb pull would be standard. Do I think I can pull 500? Yeah I do. Am I going to bother setting it all up and strainign my lower back to argue with you idiots fuck no

you couldnt even fuckng roll 500

[Taffin]

2024 - bhank vs. dj181

bhank
Key Strengths:
"technically a genius", romancing (see Valanetine Day 2024, nailed it), comical facial expressions
Key Challenges:
Maintaining employment, spelling dumbbell & valentine correctly
Height:
5'10 - 5'10.75 depending on the era, website, season, current tides, argument at hand
Net Worth:
Current Zillow value of Kitty Hawk residence (-50% in 5 years or so)
Hairs on top of head:
Approx. 37, but evenly distributed so full coverage
Posts YTD:
1,351 (29 per day)



dj181
Key Strengths:
"deep set warrior eyes", dick shelfing, posting YouTube music video links for no compelling reason
Key Challenges:
Maintaining employment, spelling anything correctly
Height:
5'11, "higher than 85% of men" and 100% of bhanks
Net Worth:
Zero until mom transfers
Hairs on top of head:
0, but "hair is for f@gs and females" so all good
Posts YTD:
1,747 (38 per day)

That one really got me!

[BigRo]

No again a 500lb pull would be standard. Do I think I can pull 500? Yeah I do. Am I going to bother setting it all up and strainign my lower back to argue with you idiots fuck no

Pulling 500 would seriously injure you, the hammer curls fucked up your hand and made you cough blood.

[webstar]

No again a 500lb pull would be standard. Do I think I can pull 500? Yeah I do. Am I going to bother setting it all up and strainign my lower back to argue with you idiots fuck no

lol, this idiot is high as kite.

315 had you blowing your ass out

500 lolol . I don’t even think you have 500 lbs worth of weights in your basement.

500, you would be lucky to even load the bar without having a heart attack

[Krankenstein]

No again a 500lb pull would be standard. Do I think I can pull 500? Yeah I do. Am I going to bother setting it all up and strainign my lower back to argue with you idiots fuck no

I think I can do a 175 strict curl.....

I think I can bench 315.....

I think you're a lazy bitch....

See how that works?

[bhank]

Pulling 500 would seriously injure you, the hammer curls fucked up your hand and made you cough blood.

I just threw up a gallon of black stuff I have never thrown up black before but it is from my stomach issues not 65lb dumbells lol

[bhank]

I think I can do a 175 strict curl.....

I think I can bench 315.....

I think you're a lazy bitch....

See how that works?

If you perform a 175lb strict curl I will perform a 500lb deadlift. I don't deadlift. I have proved my strength many times. Others have not I don't need to strain my lower back to prove shit.