2023 Getbig awards

[Grape Ape]

Former champions getting a little big for their britches in this thread.

[Rambone]

Former champions getting a little big for their britches in this thread.

 

[dj181]

merci one

great write-up

10/10

[Krankenstein]

Anyway, we are setting up a gofundme to have a life size statuette created of beakdoctor's middle finger to send to Royalty so he can sit down on it and shove it up his fucking ass.  Congrats to Royalty!  Fuck you.

With all due respect...that is MY finger

[Skeletor]

Thank you and congratulations to everyone!

I'm just grateful that getbig exists, the only place left where we can still talk freely and joke around without crazy censorship or being flooded with advertisements.

Well written. Congratulations to all the winners.

Skeletors faces of Hankins has always been humorous but reading this write-up and viewing it in the context of an annual award had me laughing my ass of. Literally crying and stomach hurting.  I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I scrolled over some of the funnier faces, some shopped, some untouched. My laughter reached new heights when I came across the screen capture of his face just after squatting (that one always elicits laughter) but wholly fuck I almost died when I came across the thumbnail of sloth from Goonies. Shit my neighbors must think I was slaughtering a pig or something.  Still catching my breath.

Congratulations Skeletor. Excellent work.

Thank you doctor, glad it made you laugh!

[Grape Ape]

With all due respect...that is MY finger

Please measure your finger's girth vs beakdoctor, and we will utilize the winner for the statuette.

[SF1900]

Thank you for the award. I added it to my CV!

[Taffin]

Congratulations to everyone who snagged an award, it's nice to see talent recognised in a fair and transparent process with kind words for all... er.... hold on a minute...!

We just could not risk another Taffin-like title reign

WTF does that mean!!??

















 

[Grape Ape]

Congratulations to everyone who snagged an award, it's nice to see talent recognised in a fair and transparent process with kind words for all... er.... hold on a minute...!

WTF does that mean!!??

















 

We all understand that while winning PoTY comes with great accolades, respect, admiration, and hope, it also has a downside.  Winners can feel increased "expectations" that they always have to be "on" or "bring it", etc.  The results can be catastrophic, and we've seen posters cut down their posting, not post at all, or disappear all together and never come back.

The price of fame is a steep one, the Golden Thong is heavy (and possibly chafes.)

In other words, nobody blames you man.....

[chaos]

Motion to have all members of the Committee identified by name…..

Motion denied like an mma victory for bhank.

[tatoo]

lol great thread............. congrats fellas

[webstar]

I’m glad I got nominate.

Will up the dose this year.

[Taffin]

We all understand that while winning PoTY comes with great accolades, respect, admiration, and hope, it also has a downside.  Winners can feel increased "expectations" that they always have to be "on" or "bring it", etc.  The results can be catastrophic, and we've seen posters cut down their posting, not post at all, or disappear all together and never come back.

The price of fame is a steep one, the Golden Thong is heavy (and possibly chafes.)

In other words, nobody blames you man.....

Fuck you maan... Fuc.. *sob* fu... *sob*  y....



Can we get to the hug now please?



Edit:

How soon folks forget The Gracie Jiu Jitsu debacle, and the more recent Taffin disappearance.

Didn't even see this one!  How many times do I have to tell everyone, I'm not using a phone smuggled into prison up someone's ass to get online!!

[Taffin]

What a nice thing to wake up to.

Some 19 years ago, I left Muscle Mayhem with two very bad typing hands, and the dream to become a major league Getbig poster.
I thank God that dream came true.

Thank you my friends, and congratulations to my fellow winners past and present.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

Noble.  Just what I'd expect from a class act 👏👏👏

Oh, and just in case Rambone is tardy, take mine for now (might want to give them a rinse first though)

[chaos]

Noble.  Just what I'd expect from a class act 👏👏👏

Oh, and just in case Rambone is tardy, take mine for now (might want to give them a rinse first though)

Rule 17, Sec. 1.8 Reads that it is a clear violation of ethics to rinse, wash or cleanse the Golden Thong in any way shape or form, lest the luster and shine be dulled.

[Grape Ape]

Rule 17, Sec. 1.8 Reads that it is a clear violation of ethics to rinse, wash or cleanse the Golden Thong in any way shape or form, lest the luster and shine be dulled.

Thank you.

It's like these guys never read the manual.

[Rambone]

I was wrong to speak out against the Committee. It was way out of line. I deserve all of the backlash I have received on here and social media. Therefore, I am self-admitting myself into an intensive program consisting of 4 weeks of diversity, sensitivity and inclusion training. I love you all.

[CalvinH]

Rule 17, Sec. 1.8 Reads that it is a clear violation of ethics to rinse, wash or cleanse the Golden Thong in any way shape or form, lest the luster and shine be dulled.

Thank you.

It's like these guys never read the manual.

You would think award winners would know better.

[Dave D]

This is a great honor!

Is the plaque coming via USPS or UPS/FED EX? I need to know who I’m contacting in case I’m not home. This is something I don’t want in the wrong hands.

[delon]

Humbled to get a mention in amongst board legends who have kept me laughing over many years. Congrats to all

Long may getbig and its unique ecosystem reign as it fast approaches the 50,000 Members /registrations milestone (49,855 as I write this) 
 

[BEEFCAKE]

 

[Taffin]

Rule 17, Sec. 1.8 Reads that it is a clear violation of ethics to rinse, wash or cleanse the Golden Thong in any way shape or form, lest the luster and shine be dulled.

Thank you.

It's like these guys never read the manual.

You would think award winners would know better.

Brutal.

[Grape Ape]

The Committee™ does not hand out these awards freely, and expects excellence.

Thank you to all the gracious posters who have accepted their awards and recognition.

[njflex]

JOSWIFT literally has turned into a day in and out a unmerciful version of colombo in the 70's version on 'bhank',i think he even has an old trenchcoat on and glass eye while he's posting and interogating

[joswift]

JOSWIFT literally has turned into a day in and out a unmerciful version of colombo in the 70's version on 'bhank',i think he even has an old trenchcoat on and glass eye while he's posting and interogating

You must familiarize and put yourself in the shoes of the person you are investigating, as such I am sitting here with my wifes bikini bottoms, looing in the mirror at my dick root and nodding approvingly.