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benchthis

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what would you do
« on: May 01, 2006, 12:08:43 PM »


if he pulled you over
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michael arvilla

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Re: what would you do
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2006, 12:09:32 PM »
ask him some diet and nutrition questions
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LuciusFox

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Re: what would you do
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2006, 12:09:55 PM »
 Ask him how he got his arms so big.
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benchthis

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Re: what would you do
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2006, 12:10:23 PM »
ha ha i would make fun of his shorts then try to talk my way out of a ticket
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kiwiol

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Re: what would you do
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2006, 12:17:35 PM »
Ask him tips on calf building before showing him pics of Dorian and saying, " Who do you think is better - Dorian or Ronnie?" ;D

BTW I recently came across a top 10 list of what not to say to a cop when he pulls you over and the # 1 was:

I was going to be a cop myself, but I decided to finish High School ;D
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2006, 12:20:04 PM »
"Do you work out?"
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benchthis

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Re: what would you do
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2006, 12:21:05 PM »
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2006, 12:22:03 PM »
I'd use words with more than three letters and confuse the hell out of him.
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2006, 12:23:20 PM »
I'd identify myself as a DEA Agent and watch how fast he scoots back to his police cruiser and gets scarce.
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2006, 12:23:25 PM »
Quote from: LuciusFox on May 01, 2006, 12:09:55 PM
Ask him how he got his arms so big.

You'd get out of the car, pull down his pants and go to town with his anaconda. After wiping your chin, you'd tell him it was jesus' plan......... :-X
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2006, 12:25:02 PM »
Quote from: gordiano on May 01, 2006, 12:23:25 PM
You'd get out of the car, pull down his pants and go to town with his anaconda. After wiping your chin, you'd tell him it was jesus' plan......... :-X
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2006, 12:52:43 PM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on May 01, 2006, 12:22:03 PM
I'd use words with more than three letters and confuse the hell out of him.

haw!!
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2006, 12:54:16 PM »
i'd throw peanuts at him...

the irony would destroy him!
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2006, 12:55:59 PM »
I ask him to deadlift my car.
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2006, 12:57:47 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on May 01, 2006, 12:23:20 PM
I'd identify myself as a DEA Agent and watch how fast he scoots back to his police cruiser and gets scarce.
hahahah.
i would immediately try to fight him
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2006, 12:58:04 PM »
Id give him my lisence, insurance and registration ... Then call the cops on him cause he is obviously on steroids and need new shorts
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2006, 01:04:40 PM »
i would say he looks like bodybuilding champ ronnie coleman but then say it couldnt be you your guts not big enough
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Captain Equipoise

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Re: what would you do
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2006, 01:36:30 PM »
Run away at a brisk joggers pace, he'd be out of breath after 20 feet. Yea Buddy
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2006, 01:39:24 PM »
Why did I get pulled over again?
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2006, 03:08:48 PM »
Quote from: Cheri Lane on May 01, 2006, 01:39:24 PM
Why did I get pulled over again?
so the officer could stare at your boobs for a minute or so then let you off with a warning.
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2006, 03:12:06 PM »
Ask him why he was wearing a body suit that resembled a uniform
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Re: what would you do
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2006, 03:15:12 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on May 01, 2006, 01:36:30 PM
Run away at a brisk joggers pace, he'd be out of breath after 20 feet. Yea Buddy


LOL

Yep, as long as you walked faster than 2.8 on a treadmill you'd be LOOOOONG GONE
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